drool

something about a rat

[justfilms]

Arachnophobia - Frank Marshall 1990

[quase-heroi]

[iridescent-adolescent]

just 👏because 👏a 👏girl👏is 👏openly 👏sexual👏 it 👏does 👏not 👏mean 👏she 👏wants 👏to 👏be 👏sexual 👏with 👏you 👏specifically 👏

[wrotten]

by Gerry Carter

[heavensghost]

Beach bunny - greetings from California

[everythingfox]

[thatsbelievable]

[heavensghost]

Me in the mirror after crying for 3 hours

[quaculaarchive]

Replace the t in texas with s. You will be in for a hilarious yet scary suprise

[bardstardish]

when i woke up this morning, my first thought was ‘no one visits my grave anymore’ and i was really sad for a few minutes so i lay on my bed with my eyes shut and then all of a sudden i opened my eyes and was like ‘wait i don’t have a grave what the fuck’

[vvitchella]

you were possessed

[cryptiboy]

find the spirit that possessed you and visit their grave you jackass

[unclefather]

Thank god

[animals-riding-animals]

[flyingpurplepizzaeater]

ask your doctor what the fuck

[edatheowlmilf]

"You can't change nature." "Change is nature." is kind of a raw line to be from ratatouille

[leviathan-supersystem]

life tip: replace those “i’m sorry”s with “thank you”s!

for instance, instead of saying “i’m sorry that i crashed my car into your house” say, “thank you that i crashed my car into your house,”

[foreverpuppy-deactivated2017120]

[retromomentofgypsywhatever-deac]