The Lala Barina King

A Monster Hunter blog for Amadeus himself! Feel free to engage with your own monster hunter character enthusiasm and don't be afraid to shoot a friend request!

[enigmatic-pages-deactivated2026]

evil and fucked up kakyoin

[lalabarinaking]

I like to think that the reason the Diva knows Proof of a Hero and other past MH-specific songs is because she spends her free time walking around and asking Hunters about their experiences and asking Hunting Horn users what their favorite songs to play are. She then composed songs from there unknowingly perfectly recreating the literal Hunter Anthem

[lalabarinaking]

Honestly I love that the hunters are unashamedly gluttons. If I were backflipping with a giant metal rod twice my height and three times my weight while trying not to get scorched alive, I'd feast like a king too

[luxiomahariel]

trans men and transmascs: never kill yourself

i care about you, other trans people care about you, your life has meaning and you deserve to live and make the world better with your presence

we need trans men and transmascs in this world so much right now

thank you for existing as a trans man/masc and as a person

[lalabarinaking]

dear FFXIV fandom, could you take your bug back? thanks

[lalabarinaking]

yeah

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the fun thing about knowing voice actors is that whenever Amadeus yells or repeats the same voice line for the 5836th time I get to yell "SHUT UP TODD HABERKORN"

[lalabarinaking]

how I feel every time omega does this fuckass slide

[evil-bread-offical]

Just doing my duties

@spiderman-offical @homosexuality-offical @evilducks-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @grim-reaper-offical @enjoyer-of-chaos-offical @edible-offical @emo-offical @keysmash-offical @labyrinth-offical @lies-offical @lemonade-offical @lemon-offical @rouxls-kaard-offical @ankle-biter-offical @an-alien-offical @aioverview-offical @radioactive-bread-offical @victorian-plague-dr-offical @valid-offical @victorian-child-offical

[arandombbubarnabyfan]

instant reblog. spread this.

[cctypical]

the fuck the fuck

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Reminder to everyone to stay safe out there, there are terrible people who we need to watch out for, and if anyone of these people try to interact with you reminder that this site has bullied people off before and even though it won’t get rid of them everywhere at least we could take one hunting ground away from these monsters

[lalabarinaking]

okay here's my certified omega advice as someone who's now beat it 4 times in a row with no faints

- Full Nu Udra set. Fireproof AND faster potion drinking? Fuck yeah bro

- Use paralysis weapons, great for Omega himself but also the Nerscylla

- Whenever there's a shield, sit inside of it and use the pictomancy

- If you get knocked over and you're immediately inside an AoE of another attack, don't get up. just call for your Seikret (they will pick you up faster than you can)

- No seriously Seikret's are your best friend. Use your seikret. Seriously.

- When it goes into Pantokrator mode just focus on the legs and Absolutely Nothing Else. get the goddamn legs.

[ebitenpura]

monster hunter moodboard for hunterfailures

[hardydaytona0]

[lalabarinaking]

hng

[baron-von-beefdip]

It's really funny seeing everyone talk about AT Uth Duna obliterating them, cause boy it sure is a cake walk with Lance. Talk about counter thrust city. Not throwing shade at anyone, cause I imagine getting out of range of it's attacks is a huge pain without a shield, but man I am having a blast just taking this thing apart. Lance mains our time is now!

[certifieddragonenjoyer]

Erik, despite being the biologist between the two of them, is very calm when you pick up a wyvern egg, whereas Alma goes "Oh, an egg!" In a positively delighted tone. Additionally, if your Palico says the "My whiskers sure are sensitive" flavor text, Erik just kind of says "yeah they're vital to Felyne anatomy" (I think they know that, erik), but Alma practically whines that she really wants to touch them but will politely refrain. In conclusion i believe Alma has a huge weakness for cute things like Felynes and baby wyverns and I just think that's important

[lalabarinaking]

Having Erik with me is the greatest. As a collection hoarder, whenever he starts saying something like "Oh! Look over there! What a rare sight!" I'm frantically putting on my capture net like WHERE

[lalabarinaking]

I absolutely love the Hunter. They're tall. They're angry. They're goofy. They're a jock. They love food. They would probably eat rocks. They look at bugs and say "what would they taste like?". They're a single parent. They have a cat who blows stuff up. They ride and fight on the back of an actual dinosaur. They're a nerd. They know how to twerk. They had a spiritual awakening with a buff naked dude after getting their shit kicked by him. They looked an artificial god dead in the eye and said "nah I'd win." They can do elegant backflips and also wield and actually comically large hammer. They give 0 shits but also all of the shits at the same time. They're an attack dog. They dress either like a Twink or an actual brick wall. Their hobbies include cooking and getting all of their bones broken simultaneously. What a dude.

[lalabarinaking]

Also, this guy is the top of their ladder. They're a respected hunter. They're admired. They have a strong reputation for being a loner. They're feared. And they're out here getting knocked out of the sky by their 32nd tempered mizutsune

[lalabarinaking]

I absolutely love the Hunter. They're tall. They're angry. They're goofy. They're a jock. They love food. They would probably eat rocks. They look at bugs and say "what would they taste like?". They're a single parent. They have a cat who blows stuff up. They ride and fight on the back of an actual dinosaur. They're a nerd. They know how to twerk. They had a spiritual awakening with a buff naked dude after getting their shit kicked by him. They looked an artificial god dead in the eye and said "nah I'd win." They can do elegant backflips and also wield and actually comically large hammer. They give 0 shits but also all of the shits at the same time. They're an attack dog. They dress either like a Twink or an actual brick wall. Their hobbies include cooking and getting all of their bones broken simultaneously. What a dude.