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@lalafellofthedunes
Moved~
If anyone wishes to know where I have gone, I have made a new muse over at @lalafellianconjurer indefinitely.
This blog is going to get deleted because I am not feeling this character anymore.
I am very grateful for my time here and thank you for sticking with me.
Okay but wow what a QT
ooc: I am alive!
Send “LIFT” for my muse to pick up your muse. Send “LIFT REVERSE” instead for your muse to pick up my muse.
My muse is sick, and won’t admit it. Send “You need to rest.” for their reaction.
Some quiet moments for your ships
Reading together. Gently running their fingers through the other’s hair as they read to them in a soft voice. Silently listening to the other as their voice slowly falls into a natural rhythm and they are immersed in the story they’re bringing to life.
Walking together. Interwoven fingers and shoulders brushing together as they walk. Not even needing to speak, because a simple look or the slightest change in body language is already a conversation.
Sleeping together. Hushed breathing and feather-light touches when one wakes before the other. Rolling over and unconsciously curling closer into each other because even when they sleep, they are in love.
Watching TV together. Volume turned up just enough to be heard without dominating the atmosphere. Absentminded little touches, gentle fingers slowly running over the other’s arm or thigh without realizing it.
Stargazing together. Infinite space spread out above them, little pinpoints of light shining overhead. Hands resting close together, shared body heat warding off the night’s chill. Silent wishes being made in between soft whispers to each other.
★- Our muses looking at the stars.
It was a moment of peace, no clouds covered the night sky and Maple welcomed it with open arms.
The night was not all that cold but the Lalafell had brought several blankets with her.
It was not often that she and Minfillia spent time together, as they were both so busy but it was nice.
“Would you like a blanket?” She asked her superior
lalafellofthedunes
“Well…” she clicked her tongue in thought. “He was a ‘fool’, running headlong into danger and so forth. His bravado was larger then his ego but-”
She frowns slightly.
“A man’s heart is a….confusing thing. They say they ‘love’ you and such but…they are lies. Well ‘he’ did lie.”
She folds her arms across her chest.
“Ran off with some other maid…left me behind. Ah but I didn’t wish to bore you with my…tales of romance”
“Tales of romance almost never bore me… although I don’t always let people know this, they are a guilty pleasure of mine. so please, do continue.”
She turned over on her side, head propped up on one arm as she was ready to hear more. “He ran off with another maid, you say? That’s just… all I have to say to you regarding that, is that him doing so would actually be a blessing. I know you must have been hurt, but if his heart is such a fickle thing, then he is honestly not worth wasting your time over. At least now you know. It’s much better than spending years not knowing and pining away over someone who is not your true love.”
“I was hurt believe me but I have since gotten over it” her mouth curls into a slight frown.
“People like that are not worth my time personally but people who are worth my time are others who need my help” she runs her fingers through her hair.
Minfilia nods in agreement. “That is how I feel as well. And there are a great many who need our help, in many ways. It’s a shame we cannot help them all.”
The night breeze caused the Antecedent to shiver a little,and she pulled the blanket up over her, rolling back onto her back to look up at the stars.
"I have more blankets if you need some" the Lalafell states, pulling another large blanket from behind her.
"Here you go" she smiles as she hands it too her. "It would be most unfortunate if you got sick"
★- Our muses looking at the stars.
It was a moment of peace, no clouds covered the night sky and Maple welcomed it with open arms.
The night was not all that cold but the Lalafell had brought several blankets with her.
It was not often that she and Minfillia spent time together, as they were both so busy but it was nice.
“Would you like a blanket?” She asked her superior
lalafellofthedunes
“Well…” she clicked her tongue in thought. “He was a ‘fool’, running headlong into danger and so forth. His bravado was larger then his ego but-”
She frowns slightly.
“A man’s heart is a….confusing thing. They say they ‘love’ you and such but…they are lies. Well ‘he’ did lie.”
She folds her arms across her chest.
“Ran off with some other maid…left me behind. Ah but I didn’t wish to bore you with my…tales of romance”
“Tales of romance almost never bore me… although I don’t always let people know this, they are a guilty pleasure of mine. so please, do continue.”
She turned over on her side, head propped up on one arm as she was ready to hear more. “He ran off with another maid, you say? That’s just… all I have to say to you regarding that, is that him doing so would actually be a blessing. I know you must have been hurt, but if his heart is such a fickle thing, then he is honestly not worth wasting your time over. At least now you know. It’s much better than spending years not knowing and pining away over someone who is not your true love.”
"I was hurt believe me but I have since gotten over it" her mouth curls into a slight frown.
"People like that are not worth my time personally but people who are worth my time are others who need my help" she runs her fingers through her hair.
I Am Back!
((I am back everyone! I think I have finally gotten out of my funk and with a new laptop I will be able to RP again!!! Huzzah!))
I Am Back!
((I am back everyone! I think I have finally gotten out of my funk and with a new laptop I will be able to RP again!!! Huzzah!))
I Am Back!
((I am back everyone! I think I have finally gotten out of my funk and with a new laptop I will be able to RP again!!! Huzzah!))
azuumori:
some sort of project.. Maybe I can make charms or stickers out of these?
RANDOM SENTENCE STARTERS
Following my AUs and Prompts List from a few months back, here is a compilation of my favorite sentence starters for all your writing needs.
Because most of them aren’t mine, credits are at the end.
SHORT
“Marry me.” “Do you want me to leave?” “You are not going without me.” “I can’t believe you!” “I swear it won’t happen again.” “What did you say?” “I’m not jealous.” “You’re jealous, aren’t you?” “We can’t keep doing this.” “Are you sure this is legal?” “Isn’t this amazing?” “I’m going to take care of you, okay?” “Stay the night. Please.” “You can’t die. Please don’t die.” “Run away with me.” “You did WHAT?” “Quit whining.” “Get outta my sight!” “Why are you so annoying?” “Were you ever going to tell me?” “Never in a million years.” “Don’t ask me that…” “I might have had a few shots.” “What’s with the box?” “W- What are you doing?” “Say it!” “I could kiss you right now!” “Are you done with that?” “What’s going on here?” “Stop pinning this on me! You started it!” “It’s your fault we’re in this mess.” “Did you do this on purpose?!” “Kiss me.” “Are you still awake..?” “Excuse you?” “This is all your fault!” “I can’t believe you dragged me into this.” “Don’t give me that look! It wasn’t my fault!” “I shouldn’t be in love with you!” “It’s not fair!” “I could kill you right now!” “Knock it off!” “Screw you!” “You’re a complete moron!” “I love this song!” “I can’t be in love with you!” “Make me.” “Don’t tempt me.” “I hate you.” “You are infuriating!” “Just shut up already.” “That doesn’t even make sense.” “Bite me.” “Eat me.” “Kiss my ass.” “Just admit I’m right.” “Just admit you’re wrong.” “You are being ridiculous!” “That’s irrational.” “Listen to me!” “That’s not what I meant and you know it.” “Don’t yell at me.” “That’s it. End of discussion.” “I don’t believe you.” “You shouldn’t have said that.” “Fuck you!” “Shut your mouth before I shut it for you.” “How dare you?” “I dare you!” “It’s you, it’s always been you.” “Well this is awkward…” “Just pretend to be my date”.
MISCELLANEOUS
“Are you really gonna leave without asking me the question you’ve been dying to ask me?” “The planet is fine. The people are fucked.” “I just did some calculations, and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.” “You know what I like most about people? Pets.” “Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they’d lock us up?” “What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.” “I don’t hate you.. I just don’t like that you exist.” “Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag.” “Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.” “Did you really just insult Captain America in front of me?” “Can I touch your boob?” “It’s not that you’re wrong, exactly, you’re just extremely not right.” “You shouldn’t be trusted with small children, should you?” “Give me cake or give me death.” “On a scale from, ’I can sometimes make important phone calls without crying’ to ’I have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worst’, how much of an adult are you?” “You think I’m dumb enough to fall for that stupid move?” “Despite the cliche, it’s not me, it’s you.” “Obviously you can’t tell a woman you just met that you love her, but it sucks that you can’t.” “No, it was my fault for thinking that you might care.” “When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Specially then!” “If you’re not scared, then you’re not taking a chance. If you’re not taking a chance, then what the hell are we doing anyway?” “I think I’ve been holding myself back from falling in love with you all over again.” “What have I told you about the toilet seat?” “I tried to change the duvet and I got stuck inside.” “I vote today to be a pajama day.” “You have to tell me why were committing a felony before we do it. Not that that’s going to stop us, but at least I’ll have all the facts.” “I don’t leave messages. If I wanted to talk to a machine, I’d talk to my VCR.” “I can be flexible. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.” “You know we’re suppose to be together. I knew it the first time I saw you, and you know it, too. I know you do.” “Those things you said yesterday… Did you mean them?” “I’m not going to apologise for this. Not anymore.” “What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.” “I am NOT crying, okay?! I’m allergic to jerks!” “This would not happen if I had a penis!” “That’s almost exactly the opposite of what I meant.” “All nighter, you and me. First one to fall sleep buys the other dinner.” “I don’t think I’ve ever played spin the bottle.” “Sorry! I didn’t mean to touch your butt.” “I’m ok, thank you. Just please, stop talking to me.” “To the night you’ll never remember!” “Excuse me, did the 12:15 bus come by already?” “Could I sit here? All the other tables are full.” “Are you meeting someone here? Because.. I think I’m that person.” “You weren’t supposed to laugh! I’m so embarrassed!” “It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.” “Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his/her cake hole.” “I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.” “You better take care of that car or I swear I’ll haunt your ass!” “This is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.“ “It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.” “I could do that, but could doesn’t mean would.” “You cannot fathom the immensity of the fucks I don’t give.” “You’re like, five feet tall. How you gonna reach me, shortie?” “I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it” “Do you need me to kill someone for you?” “Look out where you’re going, asshole!” “Fuck the sandwich guy!” “I did not mean for stripping to come out of this.” “The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?” “Oh my god, are you okay? I’m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.” “I’m weird, you’re weird, we could have weird little babies and live weirdly ever after if it wasn’t for the fact I find you repulsive.” “There is nothing wrong with planning a wedding with a video game character.” “I’m gonna lay down and die for like half hour okay?” “There’s been some real friction in our friend group lately. I suggest an orgy to save our friendships.” “It’s midnight, what do you want?” “I think I know how to use a bed.” “If I wake up in the morning and I’m dead… Wait.” “You are completely unfit to handle a child.” “We have to get out of this place. It is EVIL.” “Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!” “When in doubt curl into the fetal position and give up on life.” “It’s not a double date, we’re just third and forth wheeling.”
FLUFF
“Your hair is so soft…” “You’re so cute when you pout like that!” “Just relax, I’ll wash your hair for you.” “I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.” “What, does that feel good?” “HA! I found a weak-spot on you, didn’t I?” “Are you wearing my shirt?” “You are ridiculously comfortable…” “I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with…” “You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this…” “You’re beautiful, you know that?” “We should get a puppy!”
STARGAZING
“Aren’t they beautiful?” “These stars are nothing compared to the ones I’ve seen in your eyes.” “Shooting star, make a wish.” “It’s actually a comet, but I’ll still make one.” “Imagine if it could always be this way, even in the city.” “Never thought something so beautiful could exist in nature…” “Wouldn’t it be cool to name a star after yourself?” “Y'know, your roof may not be the safest place for us to stargaze.” “This is why you made me drive three hours out into the middle of nowhere?” “Is that a– Wait, no, just an airplane.” “I wouldn’t mind falling asleep out here.
FLIRTY/SUGGESTIVE/SEXUAL
“Did you just… finish?” “They always make shower sex sound so appealing, but honestly, this is getting dangerous.” “I’m not actually feeling anything.” “Are you getting any closer?” “Why do they make this look so easy in all those porn movies?! This hurts like fuck!” “Did something just happen? You’re not turned on anymore.” “Shit sorry, am I going too fast?” “Wow, you’re hot.” “Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” “Hey, I’m open minded.” “Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.” “I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.” “I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?” “I see someone’s happy to see me.” “I saw that. You just checked me out.” “You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.” “Take off your clothes.” “Tell all those other guys/girls you don’t need them ‘cause you got me.” “Don’t give me that face, it’s so cute I might not be able to hold back.” “Boobs are really just squishy pillows.” “If you don’t get turned on by having your neck kissed somethings wrong with you.” “Blasphemy! Sex solves everything.” “I platonically want to have sex with you. No big deal.”
TEXTS
[text]: What do you want now? [text]: Do you want to bet on that? [text]: Guess who just got back in town. [text]: So I might be in a hospital right now… [text]: We can’t keep doing this anymore! [text]: Come on, come to the party! [text]: Can you pick me up from the bar? Too drunk to drive. [text]: You have no clue how I feel so shut up. [text]: I call bullshit. [text]: You thought you could get away with that, didn’t you? [text] I gave up great shower sex to be here so don’t say I never did anything for our friendship. [text] Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness. [text] Also, my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall. [text] Who says no to sex and donuts?! [text] I know what you did last summer…
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✉: For a regular text message from my muse.
♣: Here, have a not so regular text message.
✍: For what my muse has written about yours in their diary.
✎: For an unsent letter from my muse (May be AU if you want, just let me know what kind of AU you want).
☎: For a drunk phone call.
☏: How about a voice message from my muse?
♥: The favorites of my muse, you're allowed to specify what you want.
∞: A random headcanon about my muse and yours.
☯: Here, have a hug from my muse.
☮: An argument I think my muse would have with yours.
♪: I've put all of my songs on shuffle- now I have to write a drabble involving our muses with the next song that comes on.
✖: Your muse is drowning in the bathtub when mine walks into the bathroom.
☠: Your muse has died, this is how mine reacts.
❂: My muse is clumsy and crashes into yours.
✈: Our muses are on a plane together, by accident or choice. This is what happens.
☢: It's too hot outside, how does my muse suggest our muses cool down?
ϟ: There's a storm going on and our muses are stuck together in a house- how will this go?
☂: It's pouring down and your muse forgot their umbrella, will my muse offer up theirs?
✧: Our muses went to eat out- where?
★: The stars are shining beautifully and my muse wants you to see them.
☾: It's in the middle of the night and my muse had a nightmare about yours- what does my muse do?
☼: The sun is shining bright and your muse got the bright idea of going out, does my muse agree with this?
☄: My muse is lost, luckily there is cellphone reception- does my muse dare to call yours for help?
♤: Our muses are playing a game, which kind and who is winning?
☻: Your muse got sunburnt, my muse didn't- how'd it happen and how'll mine help?
♒: Our muses are at the beach together, by accident or not, and yours was a bit too close to the waves- will my muse laugh or perhaps be helpful?
◊: Your muse comes to mine, crying, how does my muse react?
✘: Scars aren't very pretty- my muse has to show you theirs.
✦: My muse was attacked but yours saved them- how'll my muse ever thank them?
'stupid shit my friend has said to me' sentence starters
DISCLAIMER: This was my friend’s idea. Her name has been removed to protect the innocent guilty. Most of these are probably gonna be NSFW. And yes, these all have actually been said to me.
“For the record, I have not used a flute as a dildo. Yet.”
“If you haven’t seen ‘Back to the Future’, I can’t even look at you.”
“I’m pretty sure ‘Heathers’ is just an elaborate plot put together from Tumblr textposts.”
“I’m going to fuck a vampire, BTW.”
“I wish I was friends with me so I could enjoy how hilarious I am without hating me.”
“I’m exactly like that shitpostgenerator blog but I was made by God instead of whoever made the shitpostgenerator blog.”
“Remember the gay cat ebook I told you about?”
“Do you ever see a character and you have some obscenely sexual thought and you just have to step back for a second and examine what life choices led you to a life of constant sin?”
“I’m ready to get fucked in the ass tonight.”
“Nope. Not okay. This is 0% okayness.”
“If you brought a ton of pads you could stick them all over your clothes and be a knight.”
“We’re having swagetti and memeballs.”
“Being friends with me is like being friends with the third page of a Google search.”
“Is Macbeth a number?”
“Go, find a bird, and FIGHT IT.”
“I cannot be bothered. I am reading gay things.”
“I just got punched in the butthole.”
“Ducktective is my best friend.”
“Tell me all about your hella Mary Sue self-insert character. Don’t lie, I know you had one.”
“So last night [name] was impersonating my cat…”
“Okay, so if it’s not gay if it’s on the moon, is it gay if it’s WITH the moon?”
“What do you think bears dream about?”
“If you have an objection, you have to show the jury your boobs.”
“We can recite poetry together.”
“That was one of the most douchey-rich-kid things I’ve ever said.”
“Want to join a group chat where we send each other pics and make comments like the ones on Nicki Minaj’s Instagram?”
“Drugs need hugs, too.”
“What if I get double pregnant? Will one cancel the other out?”
“[TXT:] I AM OUT CAMPING AND I HAVE TO PEE BUT I WAS SLEEPING IN THE CAR AND I CAN FIND MY SHOES OR FLASHLIGHT I AM IN H E L L”
“Cats can notice a mouse from like three yards away, but put a fuckin’ treat on the ground and they can smell it but they can’t find it without me fucking picking him up and putting his head right in front of it.”
“Why did he let you in on my awesome prank idea? We would’ve pranked you SO HARD.”
