Ready to be an old lady living in the woods

She/Her. Here, and a little lotta Queer. I live under a mountain next to the mainstream and entertain myself with music, art and cats.

[combataromantic-deactivated2026]

Fuuuuck dude I got drunk last night and tried to take down the villain on my own and now he’s texting me some ‘I’m the only one allowed to defeat you’ shit bro what do I do

[combataromantic-deactivated2026]

Man he just yelled ‘I want him alive’ to his goons, it’s so over.

[silky-selkie]

Don’t make me put your ass in the sealbarrow

[jzq]

[michigen]

[noponn]

[storm-of-feathers]

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

[spookberry]

lowkey kinda hate how all the pride flags are just stripes, can we get some shapes up in here pls

[animentality]

[nalivaa]

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

[lelouch]

they couldn't put him in the beer campaign so he was represented by a bunch of berries

[secret--psalms--saturn]

Theyre right how AM I gonna be an octopus about this

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

[tragediegh]

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body

[damejoansutherland]

men need to STOP starting podcasts and START forming barbershop quartets. NOW.

[kosmogrl]

[perriaeyjeve]

[yorgen-sh]

[valend]

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?