smol lizard

Elizabeth. Or Liz. I like purple things, cats, sweets, and songs about New York.

[memories]

surprise, fellow kids. I bet you thought you’d seen the last of lalizard

[m3zzaluna]

[since-the-900s-deactivated20190]

You know whats one of my favorite aesthetics? 

Nature taking over abandoned places 

Hauntingly beautiful

[appleday]

[maruti-bitamin]

idea

[atomic-heartz]

Wow they look all so much better when i put them together lol hope people dont mind me blogging all the gals together, probably should of done that before hand and waited till i finished the whole set buuuut here they are!

I dont think i have a favorite wife because they are all lovely! But do tell who is your favorite wify ,i love to hear what people have to say and who they connect with!

[whereiseefashion]

WISF x MET Gala ✨ Part 2/2

Lana Del Rey, Ariana Grande, Kate Bosworth, Gigi Hadid, Cardi B attending the 2018 MET Gala in New York.

(Updating with full credits as soon as possible! First part here)

[brainstatic]

We naturally put millionaires and billionaires in the same general class of person, but the only reason to do that is because the words are similar. Since these aren’t numbers we can actually visualize, it’s important to understand what a billion of something is. To travel a million inches, you’d have to travel from the Southern-most tip of Manhattan and go to the Bronx. To travel a billion inches, you’d have to fly from New York to Shanghai twice. A million seconds is a little over 11 days. A billion seconds is nearly 32 years. A million ounces is about the weight of a train car. A billion ounces is 4.5 Eiffel Towers. Use these to conceptualize what the difference between a millionaire and a billionaire is, and the absurd amount of wealth we’re talking about.

[amanda-fior]

For the first time in Saint Louis Zoo history, a cheetah has given birth to 8 cheetah cubs .

Awww look at their faces! I want to cuddle them!!

But I wont. 

[ayellowbirds]

EIGHT babies in a vulnerable species, this is incredible news!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3 She is taking good care of them <3

[between-stars-and-waves]

:-D

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

A GOOD MOM

[matialonsorphoto]

my moons 2017 - part 2

more on my instagram @matialonsor

[ham4harrypotter-blog]

Way too many parents need to learn the difference between “a child being disrespectful” and “a human person expressing an opinion that differs from theirs”

[jumpingjacktrash]

my mom had a nice technique for this. when i’d give her sass, she’d say, “i don’t speak rude, what’s that in polite-person-ese?”

basically, she’d encourage me to rephrase my opinion without the attitude. so “UGH, you NEVER let me do ANYTHING!” would (often after quite a bit of bitching and grumbling) turn into “it feels like every time i have a fun idea, you say no, and i just end up sitting around the house.”

and at that point we could troubleshoot like civilized people. she could explain that she didn’t want me to go to jimmy’s sleepover because jimmy’s dad creeps her out, and i could suggest maybe i could have andy over instead, and she could say sure, why not call peter and stacy and brianna and have your own party, i’ll pop some popcorn and rent a movie, and i could add what if we put up tents in the back yard and have a bonfire and roast marshmallows, and she could laugh and say don’t push it.

[hermioneindisguise]

I really like this technique because it addresses the OPs comment but recognizes that the two can coexist. The problem is often the child is expressing their opinion in a rude or disrespectful way. And as humans we automatically become adverse to opinions we feel are aggressive toward us.

[birdcheese]

Could you please draw a Kylo Wren?

[babyanimalgifs]

[energyprison]

“c'est la vie” is just a fancy way to say “thats how it is on this bitch of an earth”

[nonanomalous-deactivated2023021]

zat’s ‘ow eet eez on zis beetch of ahn eahth

[taahko]

“jedi dont have sex” is a lie the entire order has told to yoda for 900 years bc they don’t want him to feel bad that hes not getting any

[taahko]

3 types of responses to this post:

disagreeing and saying yoda does fuck

disagreeing but somehow missing the joke and pulling lore receipts to prove me wrong

my mutuals telling me to shut up

[taahko]

FOURTH AND WORST RESPONSE:

people saying theyd fuck yoda

[wehaveallgotknives]

big old plot hole i’ve already picked in that new ocean’s 8 film which has rihanna playing a tech nerd, which is set at the met ball: how are they going to explain the absence of rihanna at the met ball? the only thing anyone pays attention to at the met ball is rihanna’s look. are they going to do the julia roberts shuffle again? this is going to bother me the whole film.

[fysw]