puppies, boondocks

and there are no trees that eat thoughts

[johnnycrass]

faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid

[helloitsbees]

harry houdini to his wife after a long exhausting dinner with arthur conan doyle

[7dmom]

i can sense that I am not the only warrior of light in this popeyes bathroom

[brightwingedbat]

help

[seven-winged-liar]

she butterfly on my effect til i (gravely serious) everything could have been different

[loveridden1999]

i wouldn't have to deal w all of this if i was a tree

[headspace-hotel]

Asunder is basically the most classic way to be torn, and if you're looking to be cleft, in twain is a vintage but stunning choice

[staff]

we fucked up

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

i'm having a bad day. someone is going to die today (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) and it's not going to be me. (gets scared someone will report me to the police) people around the world die of natural causes every day. (remembers i want people to think i'm smart) and i know who it's going to be (remembers i want to retain an air of mystery) but i'm not telling.

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

penis isn't real. pussy isn't even real. the only thing that is real, is the pleasure of combat

[thebestoftumbling]

How to fast honk

[mythbuster1128]

[choodraws]

office romance

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[sirpuntine]

Not only did mama raise a quitter, but she also raised a procrastinator, people-pleaser, doormat, coward, and liar, and you can’t put a price on that

[stupid-twink-girl]

[susiephone]

obsessed with characters who snapped because their circumstances were so fucked that losing it was literally the sanest response

[cindy-lou]

MISFITS (2009-2013) 1.06 ― "Episode Six"

[innerchildabortionclinic]

when you're deep into obscure fetish deviantart and you genuinely have to admire the diversity of the human mind

[velvetys]

Job getting in the way of listening to music