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Ilya points out Shane getting hard in the showers then proceeds to jerk off in front of him. "I thought you might chicken out" as if he wasn't losing his mind having an identity crisis in that elevator. Ilya makes fun of Shane for coming quickly his first bj when his time is only like 5 seconds more than Shane's. Ilya makes fun of Shane's sexting as if his loser ass horny texts are any better. "Remember when I made you come hands free" Ilya sweetheart you're lucky Shane was on his hands and knees too busy with his own orgasm to hear your pathetic (affectionate) "oh God, Hollander" right before you came so hard you almost blacked out. "We are not anything" proceeds to freak out the next time he sees him and makes a folder named "boring" of the photos they took as a bit. "Not as person, of course" when he came up with a whole plan to convince him to stay the night, gave him his clothes, made him food, and is looking at him like he hung the moon. "We get together we fuck is simple" cut to him two weeks later confessing his undying love on the phone.

Ilya you're a fucking hypocrite I love you <3

wizardarchetypes

just saw a listing for a free grandfather clock and all i can say is my flatmates are lucky i'm on mood stabilizers

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Ilya “fell in love mid first hookup cos Shane stopped to fold his clothes” Rozanov fighting for his damn life when they finally move in together and he has to watch Shane put away all the clothes in the new dresser.

(He doesn’t have to watch, Shane tried to kick him out, Ilya’s too bricked up to stand cos what do you mean Shane is going to individually fold each pair of socks, that’s practically foreplay, he’s being edged to the point of oblivion, this is basically Ilya-specific porn)

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honeyglazezham

Me when the fandom doesn’t know Hannibal survived the fall

I don’t know how they survived but they did

tiredfinch

hannibal lecter wouldve loved being a teenage girl on tumblr in 2014, i know it...

neitherofusideal

Will Graham core

lakemojave

Ever since I was a little girl I dreamed of creating an account and verifying my email and enabling 2 step verification and downloading the app and opting out of targeted ads and signing up for promotional newsletters and unsubscribing and unsubscribing and opting out and opting out

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neitherofusideal

Just thinking about Will, in this exact moment, hearing and feeling Hannibal's heart pounding and finally knowing the answer to his question, "Is he in love with me?"—that raw certainty hitting him firsthand. Like damn.

scatteredgraham

I am utterly in love with how the script parallels this scene with Reba and the tiger, "the beast's heart", she cries because she realizes that the monstrous beast has a beating heart, and holds him, and in the script, Will also cries as he holds his beast.

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What do you see, Will?

bloodydancy

Hannibal 2.13 Mizumono | 3.13 The Wrath of the Lamb

wizardarchetypes

started to type “ppl will call themselves monsterfuckers just bc they’re into pyramidhead 🙄” and i think maybe i should logout and use facebook for a few days to recalibrate my perspective on society at large

el-smacko

“monsterfucking is second nature to us tumblrites, so it’s easy for us to forget that the average person probably only wants to fuck Pyramidhead and one or two xenonorphs”