Joli

they/he/she/it Genderfluid Queer 21 AuDHD cartoons :3

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Supposed old man yaoi “lovers” really showing their true colors this season

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Good omens spoilers

Something that can be ignored because lowkey who gives a fuck about the other characters

Tw SI

But I thought Michael was actually super interesting to look at

I think what we saw with Michael was a person who was so tired and depressed that what she really wanted was to destroy herself and she thought the only way she could do that and still have meaning to her life and not feel it was all a 6,000 year waste was to try and destroy the whole world in a similar way it was supposed to. I really think this was just a severely depressed person who thought that this was the only way out. Seeing how tired she looked honestly made me feel bad for her I think she just always felt so overlooked.

This whole show is about how good isn’t really good and evil isn’t really evil

But the most evil and wicked of them is definitely God.

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Good omens spoiler

Honestly it is super fair that people are pissed that they didn’t kiss like come one we couldn’t have seen them kiss??? Like why they did it last season

And honestly I didn’t even just want to see them kiss I wanted to see them fuck so I’m extremely disappointed

Also wish we got more genderfluid Crowley moments we were so well treated last season where did that go?

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God was literally a fujoshi she was queening out

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GOOD OMENS SPOILERS

So I have a lot of mixed feelings about the movie

But what really really helped is that I went into it thinking it would be DOGSHIT which really helped because it wasn’t.

The ending specifically may not be what we wanted exactly but it’s is was Aziraphale and Crowley wanted.

Also for those saying that they killed the originals and now it’s just a knock off. It’s clearly their souls and I like to think that they reincarnate and find each other in each of their lives. I think that’s entirely possible bc I mean God clearly lied a bit to them because well here they are.

Anyway for how short it was and how badly it could have gone I did enjoy the ending and thought it was really bitter sweet but mostly sweet. They got to love mortal human lives and experience such a beautiful human love. Something they never got but always wanted

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Heated rivalry is vanilla as fuck. Oh wow two skinny buff cis men are having missionary I WANNA WATCH A TBOY FUCK SOMEONE UP THE ASS WEREWOLF STYLE GODDAMNIT!!!! AND THEY GOTTA HAVE WEIRD FETISHES!!!! AND KINKS!!!! AND BY GOD- THEY. MUST. BE.

FAT!!!!

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gym bros

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We need more love for comic symbrock

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Dispatch (Video Game) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Robert Robertson | Mecha Man/Waterboy | Herman Characters: Robert Robertson | Mecha Man, Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch), Flambae | Chad (Dispatch) Additional Tags: Workplace Relationship, Secret Relationship, Top Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch), Bottom Robert Robertson | Mecha Man, robert loves twinkies, Drunk Texting, Texting, Mutual Masturbation, They're both pathetic, Not Beta Read we die like Shroud, herman loves robert, Falling In Love Series: Part 3 of Dispatch Watermech story Summary:

Part 3 of a watermech series

Robert and Herman's relationship is heating up and that's pretty much what this whole chapter is about They're both super into each other but they're both taking things slow because to recap Herm's never dated before and Robert's never been bisexual before

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I’m finally done with finals holy shit

Time to write some gay people

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there's probably a better way of wording the last part but like come on it doesn't matter if we're all the same to fascists

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No I genuinely don't think there's any better wording of the last part

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I might have to make a watermech version of this like I might have to.

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Dispatch ramble part 4:

The mech suit is for the bad guys protection. Robert Robertson the Third is a feral ass gremlin when he gets out of the suit.

Look at him! LOOK AT HIM!!!!

(Cw: Blood, fighting, biting off body parts, violence)

You just know the Z-Team fucking loves it. Certain ones(If not all) are definitely drooling over it (I know I am). Honestly just give this man a protective suit instead and everyone is running, direction dependent lol.

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I think about this every time he fights like what is he in that hunk of metal for LOOK AT HIM

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Robert's dad didn't accept him and he named himself Robert out of spite anyway. He IS MechaMAN.

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Inspo from upcoming scene from my fic

Robert and Herman have a brief split

Robert doesn’t take it well (he’s a mentally ill loser as well)

I can’t stop drawing gay people help I’m 21 years old

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Listening to this song while doing one of my art finals

Most watermech song ever I need it animated so bad

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I can’t stop thinking about trans Robert. If I hadn’t been enlightened I would have made him trans in my fic. I will make a trans Robert fic at some point

Anyway here is some unfinished art

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I imagine Robert and Herman dating after a few months the z team would eventually be told (or find out) Anyway

Robert will get up from his desk and walk over to Waterboy and before Robert says anything he just kisses him on the mouth for a little bit and Waterboy is completely speechless. Robert says “sorry honey I needed a drink of water” and just gets right back to work like nothing happened.

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This WILL be in my fic