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22; New Jersey; Dreams to travel; Photography; Horror lover; SPN; Doctor Who; Janoskians; BTR... I have a dark sense of humor and love puns. I'm awkward. Singing Acting Writing Twitter: @lamb_beau Instagram: @becky_veee

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[babyminaj]

this tweet describes my entire life

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[ok-mum]

i can’t stop laughing for some reason

[iamnevertheone]

[dutchster]

did you know when you suddenly jerk awake while falling asleep, another version of you from a different timeline just died

[sebastianfucker]

This post fucked me up.

[myuncertainlife]

It’s actually because you’re heart rate decreased so quickly that you’re brain jerks you awake to make sure you’re still alive.

[artificialimperialism-blog]

i dont know wHICH ONE IS WORSE

[laoih]

then || now

[ghost-woods]

x

[pussylipgloss]

when a guy says something like “i dont cum from head” and you reply “i can make you” an internal fire is burning in his evil lyin ass and hes about to text all his niggas “GOTTEM” in the group chat cause he just tricked you into trying harder !

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[lamb-beau-blog]

Who replies, "I can make you" ?! I'd be like, "Welp no point in even trying then, huh?" 

[shanedawsonblog-blog]

😐

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[spankingmackenzie]

I needed to see this gifset today..

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fucking amen

[starslicer]

Damnnnnnb

[timothydelaghetto-deactivated20]

🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

[aglionby]

[hplyrikz]

I can relate to this

[eltonhjohn]

[freedomforwhales-blog]

You give this corporation your money, you’re the one paying for the abuse to continue.

[gofollowotherblogpugking-deacti]

pay attention 

[faithandfury]

Cunts

[razzledazzlewaffle]

Anne Hathaway, ladies and gentlemen.

[movie-addicted]

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[skygenders]

The Ladies of Tumblr

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[jesuisuneetoile]

THIS IS MARRIAGE!!

Thats right!

Permission to be a bad ass. Nod.

He looks back at the guy like, “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOU’RE SO FUCKED.”

Like, guys. Sparta was so kick ASS sometimes when it came to women. Spartan women were given these small knives so that if their husbands came home and tried to hit them or assault them, they had a weapon within reach. That weapon was for CUTTING THEIR HUSBANDS’ FUCKING FACES so that when he went out in public everyone would know he was an asshole, abusing jerkface and they would publicly shame him.

[fuuuuuuuckthis-deactivated20140]

I DID NOT KNOW THAT THAT IS GREAT

[wtfhistory]

LET’S JUST TALK ABOUT SPARTAN WOMEN FOR A SECOND.

In Sparta, women could own land and were considered citizens. THAT IS A HUGE BIG FUCKING DEAL. Why? Because that was RARE AS FUCK and there are lots of places TODAY where women don’t even get that much.

Divorce was totally fine, and a woman could expect to keep her own wealth and get custody of the kids because paternal lineage wasn’t very important. And it didn’t make her a pariah! She could totally remarry, no big deal at all.

Spartan women participated in some fuckin’ badass sporting events, too. And because they were expected to be as physically fit as the Spartan menfolk (who all had to serve compulsory military duties, btw, and couldn’t marry until they finished them at thirty) they didn’t have time for lots of swishy dresses. So they wore notoriously short skirts. According to some accounts, their thighs were visible at all times. HOLY SHIT. 

Also, In Sparta men only got their names on their graves if they died in battle. And women? Women only got their names on their graves if they died in childbirth. THE SPARTANS COMPARED CHILDBIRTH TO FUCKING BATTLE AND IT WAS VIEWED AS A GODDAMN BADASS AND HONORABLE WAY TO GO OUT.

FUCKING SPARTAN WOMEN. THIS DUDE HAD FUCKIN’ BETTER MAKE SURE SHE’S COOL WITH WHATEVER HE’S DOING, IF HE KNOWS WHAT’S FUCKIN’ GOOD FOR HIM.

[justin-john-deactivated20181027]

^^ I throughly enjoyed the history lesson dashed with the colorful adjectives.

[7seasplace-deactivated20180320]

I mean, he knew she was Cersei… lol

[ohdiogenes]

And the women were trained the exact same way as men were. As children they were equals ; they were not allowed to wear clothing until a certain age and at that point they were sent away to a training camp until they were 18. It was only the men who were sent into the wilderness for an extra two years to ensure their strength for battle. 

Plus the women could marry whomever they pleased and the men weren’t allowed to live with the women in their house until she said so. And they were tough in Sparta but also all about family. To have male offspring was good luck, to have female offspring was an honour. 

This part of the movie was true; King Leonidas really did kill a man because he insulted his wife and he always ensured that he had his wife’s approval. And while Leonidas was away in battle she did rule Sparta on her own. 

Sparta knew what was up.