Vampire Prince Sono

I'm a Paralegal, and I thirst after J-Rock celebrities who are too old for me. I also thirst after some K-pop celebrities but only if they're in a reasonable age group - don't be gross about it.

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yes i love Jiluka

you know, the band with, uhhhh

Sega, Jeans, Boogie Nights, and Ricardo

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Update: my friends and I almost exclusively call Zyean “Jeans” so much so that we almost forget how to say his actual stage name.

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Yu Yu Hakusho Modern AU where

Yusuke is an aspiring MMA fighter

Kuwabara is a part-time kendo instructor and full-time foster parent to a bunch of kittens

Kurama is a florist who offers his deadly plants as revenge gifts

Hiei is a tattoo artist whose shop is mostly dragon decor

Shizuru is Yusuke’s MMA coach

Botan is a baseball coach and sometimes has to be reminded that no, you can’t just hit people with a metal bat omg Botan N O

Keiko is a nursing student who is starting her fellowship in the local hospital

Yukina is a student studying ornithology and spends her free time birdwatching

The younger Toguro brother is a professional bodybuilder

The elder Toguro brother is in a mental ward

No one knows what the hell Bui is doing but he’s doing well and is possibly traveling Scandinavia

Karasu is an androgynous male model

Sakyo is a Wall Street tycoon who constantly tries to reel Shizuru in with his wealth

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I’m currently writing a fanfic between Karasu and Kurama based on this AU post 🥲 And the fact that the actor who played Karasu in the live action IS A MODEL worked so well in my favor

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So update: this fic was so fucking long I had to write a sequel lmfaooo

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If Miyavi fucking remembers me from the VIP fiasco at Le Poisson Rouge in October 2022 I think I will actually pass away

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Update: he did not but he complimented my Berserk tee so that’s a fucking win 😎

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im slobbering like a fucking dog around here goddamn he was so hot

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When I tell you I DROPPED TO THE FLOORRR….

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HELP MY COWORKERS ONLY REFER TO KAMIJO AS MY HUSBAND

I AM WEEPINGGG

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If your CityPop playlist doesn’t include Anri, then wtf are you doing

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Head empty

No thoughts

Only Kamijo

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I’M MEETING MIYAVI AGAIN LATER AAAAAAA

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Wow I can’t believe I have two more shows left this year 😭😭

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JILUKA THIS WEEKEND LFGGG

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Well having my nose smashed against the rail during Brand of Sacrifice at the Whitechapel show was not on the agenda yet here we are

I’m okay!

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Modern vampire who has spent the last 70-ish years of their immortality primarily being slutty in nightclubs and non-lethal snacking on hookups shocked and uncomfortable that most vampires older than the lightbulb are really into torture and cruelty and eating babies alive. Super excited to finally meet his own kind and then oh no. oh fuck. time out wtf are they doing. this is profoundly unsexy they bit that guy’s arm off and are letting him crawl around screaming and crying. there’s not even any kissing or grinding or club music. is this normal?? i am Going to throw up i’ve gotta get these poor ppl out of here. askjeeves how to smuggle 30 naked prisoners (assorted genders) out of vampire mansion time sensitive.

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Whitechapel VIP

JILUKA w/ Imminence & LVNDMARKS

Miyavi VIP

Kamijo VIP

I’m truly blessed this year w concerts fr 😭

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If Miyavi fucking remembers me from the VIP fiasco at Le Poisson Rouge in October 2022 I think I will actually pass away

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GOOD THINGS COMIN IN MAY LFGGG

MIYAVI VIP AND KAMIJO VIP

NYC AIN’T FUCKIN READYYY

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KAMIJO US TOUR LFGGGG

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Ricko has orange cat energy

Boogie has tuxedo cat energy

Zyean has black cat energy

Sena has white Persian cat energy

I don’t make the fuckin rules here, folks