So, Chelsea (insaneantics) and I thought that there should be a college class for women titled: Sexuality Experimentation 690
As of right now, this is the lesson plan (working on a 16 week semester):
Week 1: Girls Do It Better
Week 2: It’s Completely Normal
Week 3: Proper Manicures - Keep ‘Em Short
Week 4: Find The Right Girl
Week 5: Seriously, Cut Your Goddamn Nails
Week 6: Lesbian Porn - Real Vs. Fake (Hint, It’s All In The Nails)
Week 7: I’ve Given All Nail Salons Within A 60 Mile Radius Your Pictures And You Are Not Allowed To Get Acrylics
Week 8: Doing It Just For Guys At A Party Does Not Count
Midterm: Pass/Fail - Measuring Fingernails
Week 9: Strap Ons - IT’S NOT THE FUCKING SAME THING
Week 10: Oral Sex - Every Boy You’ve Ever Been With Has Probably Not Done It Right, If He Did It At All
Week 11: How To Keep Your Parents Thinking She Is Just A Roommate
Week 12: Gay Panic - How To Deal With Yours And/Or Hers
Week 13: Varying Positions - Not Just For Heterosex!
Week 14: Caring For Your New Kittens
Week 15: Fighting Stereotypes - Be Who You Want To Be
Week 16: U-Hauling - Turning Your Experiment Into A Relationship
Final: Comprehensive Exam (Measuring Fingernails, UHaul Packing Skills, How The Kittens Are Doing, Identifying Real Vs. Fake Porn)
Anyone have anything to add?
(Credit to Chelsea for all the weeks except for 12, 15, and 16)
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