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[lambicsystem]

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anti anti-AI

anti censorship

death to IP

art theft is cool

so is media piracy

traditional relationship models and romance are boring af

none of these opinions allow for nuance, and neither do i.

[lambicsystem]

sloping roofs so complex I have to rubber duck the safety planning, but the rubber duck in question is just...

[havingapoemwithyou]

Sanity by Caroline Bird

[caspercryptid]

I feel like not enough people realize that people under enormous strain act really really fucking Weird

[pine-branches]

things humans are known to do when stressed:

-hallucinate

-cry over what seems to be small things

-become furiously angry over what seems to be small things

-hit a self destruct button over and over again

-lose all sense of reality

-becoming straight up unable to communicate

-view every situation as life or death

-experience delusions/become vulnerable to irrational worldviews

-perceive hostility where none exists

-become extremely nauseous and/or throw up

-stop engaging in sleeping/eating/basic hygiene

-stop processing sensory input

-process way too much sensory input all at once

-lash out at others/themselves

-and more!

being able to recognize when a human (ie. you or another person) is so stressed out they cannot think clearly is VERY important for conflict resolution and diffusing emotional crisis. highly recommend trying to train yourself at being able to recognize that state of panic- there is a point in which logic and rationality is useless and you have to address the underlying emotional issue first. knowing that saves everyone a lot of pain and struggle.

[joearlikelikeswrestling]

[pandaphox]

Just saying

[orpheuslament]

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

[krippe90]

The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.

[orpheuslament]

not a female 👍

[orpheuslament]

pause everybody take notes. real trans ally

[weltenwellen]

Adrift Mark Nepo

[lambicsystem]

"pick up stitches along the edge"

i'm trying, but they're not responding well to "heyyyyy come here often? ;)" :((

[lambicsystem]

this is fucking miserable. if this is what ends up ruining the top, i'll throw it into a corner and never touch knitting needles again.

[lambicsystem]

had to rip the entire ribbing open bc the tension was way too tight, gonna just go to bed >:(

[lambicsystem]

"pick up stitches along the edge"

i'm trying, but they're not responding well to "heyyyyy come here often? ;)" :((

[lambicsystem]

this is fucking miserable. if this is what ends up ruining the top, i'll throw it into a corner and never touch knitting needles again.

[zmpl]

gen z new yorker: hey i’m gooning here!

millennial new yorker: hey i’m fapping here!

brony new yorker: hey i’m clopping here!

Text post by @zmpl ©️2026. All rights reserved.

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[orange-catsidy]

[fallout-lou-begas]

happy pride month

[elexecution]

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[stealpeanutbutter]

i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much

[lambicsystem]

OH YEAH LET'S LISTEN TO GERMANY AND THE UK OF ALL COUNTRIES. EVERYTHING'S GOING SO WELL THERE AFTER ALL. hey just quickly, Schwäbische Zeitung, how's it going with your local nazi rerun?

at least *some* people actually go "hey uhhh maybe the swiss *government* should tackle questions of housing and infrastructure as if that was its job...? as opposed to blaming immigrants......?"

[lambicsystem]

made the mistake of going into the comments. revising my plans; instead of killing myself i'll kill other people.