ally

nineteen, flirty, thriving

[jawkey-blog]

when i was a little kid i had  a crush on the queen spider from the chuck e cheese spider stompin game

[jackafz]

Screaming

[completelykorra]

Just so you know there was a scene during my test screening of into the spiderverse where Peter Porker says fuck and I just went and watched the final film tonight and they cut it out. It appeared in a speech bubble with a bunch of symbols like “f$&@!”. He also had a horrifying line about one of his family members dying and it smelling like singed bacon that legit got gasps during the test screening but they cut that as well. I just want you to know they made John Mulaney say so much weird shit that did not make it into the final cut of the film and y’all better pray they put it in the extended features because I was DEVASTATED at some of the jokes they removed.

[ruusalor]

Fun fact, they didnt make John say any of that stuff. in an interview he said that, since he was a comedian he was told to “have fun with it” during his recording sessions; which apparently lead to a lot of swearing and morbid jokes for at least 2 hours before he stopped and asked what the movie was rated. “PG.”

“Oh, so you can’t use anything that I’ve said at all”

“No, no we cant.”

“Well why didnt you guys stop me sooner??”

“You were having fun with it.”

[lynati]

They knew their fanbase would appreciate the outtakes that would eventually be leaked to the internet.

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[thighetician]

The second girl at least read the book to confirm that it was shit, she even had Capote on deck as backup. Chick 1 is just lazy

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

Nope. Girl 2 saw that Girl 1′s absolutely accurate analysis was being shut down just because it wasn’t stated in an intellectual way (in spite of its validity). So Girl 2 reinforced Girl 1′s opinions in solidarity and made sure that it was absolutely clear that Girl 1 was factually correct. WITHOUT taking credit for her observations (”kim is right” instead of “Actually, kim”)  

Girls supporting Girls. 

Girls not letting other girls be treated poorly.

[sweaterkittensahoy]

If you read thirty pages of a book and hate it, that’s a good analysis. Girl 1 literally said, “It sucked for these reasons, and I only got through 30 pages.” She was absolutely paying attention and trying to get it. But if all you get is a headache, fuck that book.

[mckitterick]

I love this exchange

[yimmypee]

[spideyytorch]

me in 6th class when i was still religious 

[furiroad]

i cannot stop thinking about this

[plum-soup]

g-d that poster is a lesbian nightmare

[lofidelitea]

[pattyisaparadox]

[gothicprep]

no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life

[kingkumaaa]

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

[catsofinstagram]

[punktarts]

happy halloween heres the new spokesperson 

[mydearthisbe]

Being a procrastinator with a violent fear of failure is almost hilarious because like 80% of the time I’m like “I’m not even going to think about this” and then there’s like a distinct moment when everything switches and it turns to “I can’t fail oh my god I need to turn this into an A in like a day why am I like this”

[scerek]

Asian women leading romantic comedies

[likeaflowerfullybloomed]

Me taking a nap after I just woke up

[leorioismydad-deactivated201809]

at my funeral: *everyone is sitting in their seats when all of a sudden “i like to move it” by king julian blasts through the speakers and all of a sudden my lifeless corpse is dropped down by strings like a puppet and it just starts dancing*

[leorioismydad-deactivated201809]

everyone in these notes saying the songs not by king julian can die with me too

[twilight-theater]

[4nn4v4l]

[cptsdvarric]

@ anybody trying to give me verbal instructions