The Pasture at Law

Name: Officialwaterchuck, you can also call me Molly or Chuck Age: 30s Pronouns: He/Him I blog a lot of things and I don't have any side blogs (or do I?) so -waves vaguely at blog- whatever mess this is what you get.

[ot3]

the nasty trick is that making friends is pretty easy but managing to keep in touch with everyone is next to impossible

[maxknightley]

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

[maxknightley]

one has you making posts like "okay but if the author UNDERSTOOD the POLITICAL IMPLICATIONS of the story they were telling, and leaned into it, it would actually be a really interesting exploration of..."

the other has you pacing your bedroom at one in the morning going "why. why would you ever in a million years do it like that. genuinely what possible thought process was involved. was the writer possessed by a fucking ghost or something."

[sleepy-bebby]

If anyone wants to know what a leopard seal sounds like 🦷🩸

[bandydear]

Leopard Seals are what happens when god needs a lizard and all he has is a mammal

[gallusrostromegalus]

I'd recommend turning the sound on. The seal is not screaming. It's not very loud at all, actually, but the noise it's making is Much Worse.

[brosef-von-dudehomie]

[purrpletartan]

@official-penis-posts Well...

[official-penis-posts]

I suspect the arm and fingers wrapped around the thermostat were edited in and thank God they were

[krokottasphallus]

Big minotaur cock splitting you open. Hefty sweaty minotaur balls slapping against you with every thrust. Heady minotaur musk filling your head making you all foggy and useless. Minotaur holding you off the ground and bouncing you up and down on its cock like a fleshlight

[pmamtraveller]

The Spectral Titans, by Anthony Machuca

[tragediegh]

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

it’s like i always say: fuck

[eldritchbauble]

I can't fuck with people who are fundamentally uncurious.

[eldritchbauble]

I also can't fuck with people who are fundamentally unkind.

[dogpuppy]

[archvillainofromance]

The Vampire Lestat 3.06 Montreal

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[scribeherself]

“they never explicitly looked at the camera and said ‘i am experiencing immense grief’ so how was i supposed to know??” i don’t know what to tell you, man. if a story doesn’t spoon-feed you the character's internal emotional state like a jar of mashed peas, you guys just willingly starve. subtext is not a myth, i promise it won't bite you.

[theslowesthnery]

when someone is completely fucking wrong about your blorbo but you don't want to argue about what basically boils down to opinions about shit that doesn't matter so you just sit there like

"that guy's wrong tho"

[saltyduane]

Baldur's Gate, but they're all ensigns on a Galaxy-class starship

[saltyduane]

I so badly want to do more of these when I have time. Or some Clair Obscur ones. Or a crossover??? Shove all my blorbos into one comic and make them salute each other and whatnot.

[sylvies-kablooie]

whether you call it an "AMV", an "edit", or a "fancam", all of us, across generations, want the same thing: videos of The Character set to music. and i think that is beautiful ❤️

[duckduckhonk]

smitten