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Jessie. I like to dance, stupid tv shows, cute girls and cute boys. Emerged from the womb July 23. Tags 1. My Uploads 2. Fav 3. Baby 4. Cutie 5. You 6. Answered Questions 7. Me

[stormthegalaxies]

So Donald Trump is staying down the street from where I live. And today was an unusually warm day and some lady, lord help me, some lady in the store I work at told me it was unusually warm today because the devil was here.

[bled]

[memewhore]

[actionables]

apparently my friends think my dad is attractive and I don’t know how to respond to that

[actionables]

a list of people who are never going to meet my dad:

Jack

[ruinedchildhood]

[iu]

other ppl on tumblr: have cliques groupchats @ each other all the time 

me: lonely hermit talks to myself reblogs memes

[babyanimalgifs]

[memewhore]

[vulcanyounot]

[blows a kiss to space] for bb-8

[jpgmami]

forreal tho

[skippingthewitches]

She’s sweet, but she’s fucked-up.

(via avvfvl)

[baqsimi]

sext: r u nakey

[kaijutegu]

I just found out that my gecko’s tail works on my phone's touch screen, so I'm gonna let her make a text post and let autocorrect interpret her words.

Funks go e y y man kill zucchini angst

[sweetsluttyangel-deactivated201]

Life is too short to pretend you’re not into some kinky shit

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[annoyingpendeja-deactivated2019]

the sky last night looked like a painting

[ohddaniellee-blog]

Reblog this if you are literally suprised when people find you attractive.

[allakinwande]

Look at the notes tho