that fufu lame shit i aint with it

my name is kenneth

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[poreless]

siri is isis spelled backwards!

[lindsaychrist]

[hometowncelebrity]

uhm… no. Siri backwards is Iris…

[poreless]

[emolyf]

me: *turns off phone*

me: ..i have disconnected from technology..!..i am one with the earth plants trees..birds…modern civilization is just corporate control…look at the stars look how they shine for you 

[mvslim]

[mango-thot-deactivated20190520]

This speaks to me

[beksboys]

“free trial”

“all we need is your credit card information”

[acoolsuggestion]

*At my future wedding*: “Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband” Me to the groupchat: omg do I say yes or is that desperate

[opossummypossum]

[fedorathexplorer]

ive got my ticket for the long way round

[sharkflan]

some more love real quick

[lamekenneth]

what height are u

tall person: oh, uh idk?? like 5'10 or 6'1 i'm not sure ahaha

short person: i am 156.3cm or 5 feet 1.61 inches i measure myself 3 times a week

truest thing I've ever seen

did you just comment on a chat post you soggy fuck nugget

who selling wet hit my DM

i really miss my dad

who gay clik like

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

growing up with three parents was really weird

[ilovecocina-deactivated20160622]

what?? u had three parents??

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

yeah my mom’s a gemini

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

Power outages are homophobic

[hrtmonitor]

Elaborate…

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

I’m gay and they are inconveniencing me

[babydreamgirl-deactivated201902]

This is the police

[purpletangyvaginas]

[samwilsondsfsdfsdhfg-deactivate]

the best kind of bird are the really short and fat ones. i love them 

[ghostyjpg-remade-blog]

[samwilsondsfsdfsdhfg-deactivate]

!!!!! beautiful!! this is the best bird in the world!!!!!!!! 

[kushandwizdom]

[kazehayakuns]

[therainfallsdown-blog]

he just starts clapping for himself

[yungt0wn-blog]

HONESTLY