not all who wander are lost

a mish mosh of fandom: Marvel, (mostly Stucky and some Steggy) Star Wars, the Hobbit and Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, funny, art and animals

[k-vichan]

i’m sure there’s already 47,429 screenshots of this out there already but i just needed to document this fb post because holy fuck much respect misha

[brendenfraser]

“One of the most interesting things about Elizabeth Turner was her Kiss of Death. Throughout the trilogy, all of the men she locked lips with has died - including Sao Feng in At World’s End, and (if you want to be petty about it) her father, Weatherby Swann. Usually they would die moments after kissing her for the first time. This excludes Will Turner who has kissed her several times before and beat the odds every time. However, even he succumbed to her kiss and died as well minutes after the two were hastily married by Barbossa. This is most likely a just coincidence and not something that was intentional, but years later it’s still fun to point out to friends and watch a dawn of realization hit their face when they realize that Pirate Queen Elizabeth may have also been the Grim Reaper.”

[enbizaka-murders]

Alot of people seem to miss these two additional details:

The kiss of death only works when she’s on a boat (she never kissed Will on a boat until their wedding)

When the effect does kick in, the killing is preformed by the crew of the Dutchman.

When Jack died, he was killed by the Kraken, summoned by Davy Jones.

When Sao Feng died, was by the damage from the canons of the Dutchman

When Norrington died, it was by Bootstrap Bill, a member of it’s crew.

And when Will died, it was directly by the hands of Davy Jones.

One more thing that has struck me as odd is when she interracts with Davy Jones, he acts as if he’s seen her somewhere before. When the Empress crew point her out as the captain he has a sort of “wtf, you, you are their captain?” reaction, now you could just shake that of as Davy Jones being a misogynistic but i don’t doubt he’s seen female pirate captains before, given how long he’s lived. And when they come face to face on the Dutchman, it feels like a meeting between sworn long time enemies (at least to me).

Elizabeth, what the hell are you even and what exactly is your connection to the Dutchman.

[finnglas]

Well…

If the Dutchman and Davy Jones are the canonical undertaker of all sailors, then Elizabeth is the one who marks them. Which makes it very, very poetic that she marries the man who takes over as captain of the Flying Dutchman.

[prismatic-bell]

I will remind you all that at the very beginning of the trilogy, Elizabeth is the only one who can see the Black Pearl, which at that point is considered a ghost ship.

And we find out later that Davy Jones resurrected the Pearl from its place on the ocean floor in a deal with Jack.

So whatever her connection is, it long predates her adulthood.

[ribly]

[sophie531896273240810891]

is being into coffee an older sibling thing bc everyone i know who loves coffee is the oldest child

[sophie531896273240810891]

like every oldest child ik loves coffee, the middle child hates it/prefers tea, and the youngest will drink it but only if its super sweet n has a ton of milk

[sophie531896273240810891]

rb w/ if ur oldest, middle, or youngest child and how u feel about coffee

[libbyframe]

Most powerful wizard

[feefal]

Space Jam but literally

[jokeritadoodle]

🎉🎉HAPPY NEW YEAR 🎉🎉

Last stucky of the Year! This year’s has been amazing with all of you! Thank you so so much for 2016, looking forward to 2017 💖💖💖☺️

Star Wars AU that @inediblesushi was talking about on twitter lol Steve and Bucky in Jedi Knight outfit 😂😂😂

[timemachineyeah]

People who think this planet was created for humans to be ours are so wild to me

[eluxirs]

this is just a white/colonial ideology of land and natural resources

[witches-ofcolor]

^^ It’s always the white people/colonialist saying, “humans destroyed this planet, it was made for animals” of course the people who’s ancestors and relatives are responsible for the climate crisis would be saying that. 

This idea is lowkey very racist. 

[toastbutteregg]

[mollyjames]

Whenever I see an ad with people living in a house I automatically excuse myself from the experience. These people have house money. You expect me to afford the same product as people with house money? Laughable. Return at once, and tell the algorithm that sent you to try better.

[thechanelmuse]

[moeeskeekin]

Literally the best post I’ve ever seen

[kofukune]

@wolfthedragon

[femgirlfriend-moved]

when you enter a grocery store for 'a few items' thinking 'you don't need a cart' that's the devil speaking

[violentoffender]

[rightleaninglibertarian]

This guy after 7 minutes of thinking about it:

[funnytwittertweets]

[doeofdevotion]

All these nurses leaving their jobs because they won’t get vaccinated and claiming it’s because God will protect them is the modern day version of the story of the drowning man who refused to get into boats coming to save him because he said he was waiting for God to save him instead and then he dies and he’s like “wtf God why didn’t you save me” and God’s like I sent you boats you fucking ding dong

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[oleathe]

Wow this article came out swinging