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@lamentingprophet
"Teacher! If you may, I need you to observe this." Baruch hands him a printed paper, holding back a giggle.
"Very well. I am certain it must be urgent if you came all the way back in the middle of the day just to bring this over." Jeremiah takes the paper from him and stares at it carefully.
"..."
"...?"
He brings the page closer to his face.
"......Huh????? Baruch, what on earth does that mean???????"
The printed page in question Baruch showed him:
"Teacher! If you may, I need you to observe this." Baruch hands him a printed paper, holding back a giggle.
"Very well. I am certain it must be urgent if you came all the way back in the middle of the day just to bring this over." Jeremiah takes the paper from him and stares at it carefully.
"..."
"...?"
He brings the page closer to his face.
"......Huh????? Baruch, what on earth does that mean???????"
The printed page in question Baruch showed him:
BUT WHAT ABOUT NERO AND CHARLIE, AREN'T THEY TOO, HIS FRIENDS??
As far as Jeremiah is concerned, Charlie keeps saying weird incantations(brainrot memes) to him without rhyme or reason and Nero.... well Nero is Nero and we both know how he reacts to her-
"and yet you would be terribly upset if I disappeared - besides you forgot something: i am also your friend."
"Loss is an upsetting feeling overall. Also, need I remind you I don't do the whole socializing thing? I don't have friends... Not out of choice, but nonetheless I keep it professional." he's being a tsundere again.
"You truly are my king and my tormentor."
All the starter sentences I could find, alphabetized.
"Are you crazy?”
"Are you even listening to me?"
"Are you even listening to yourself?"
"Are you sure they won’t find out?”
"Are you sure this is legal?”
"Are you sure you know what you’re doing?”
"Are you threatening me?"
"Be mine."
"Do I know you?"
"Do you love me?"
"Do you remember this?"
"Do you trust me?"
"Don’t go."
"Don’t let me die"
"Don’t look at me like that."
"Don’t make me beg.”
"Don’t you dare come near me!"
"Don’t you dare."
"Explain yourself."
"For you, I would _____"
"Give it back."
"Give me another chance."
"Have you ever even done this before?"
"How drunk are you right now?"
"I already regret this."
"I am not wearing that.”
"I can’t believe you missed that."
"I can’t do this anymore."
"I can’t even look at you."
"I could kill you!"
"I dare you." or "I dare you to _____."
"I didn’t do it.""
"I didn’t know you could do that."
"I don’t want to look at you right now.”
"I guess this is goodbye.”
"I hate you."
"I have to go."
"I just want to cuddle."
"I know your secret.”
"I love you, but I really wish I didn’t.”
"I love you."
"I miss you so very much."
"I missed you."
"I need a drink."
"I need a hug."
"I never really loved you."
"I owe you."
"I think I broke it."
"I think I’m falling in love with you. "
"I think I’m forgetting something."
"I think it’s broken.”
"I trust you."
"I want to be yours."
"I want to try this thing I read in a book.”
"I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now."
"I’ll be there in five minutes.” ”This is really inappropriate.”
"I’m all for spicing thing’s up, but isn’t this a bit much?”
"I’m bad for you.”
"I’m dying."
"I’m going to be sick."
"I’m not speaking to you anymore."
"I’m pregnant and it’s yours."
"I’ve never heard that one before."
"If you stay quiet, no one will know.”
"Is that my shirt?"
"It was me"
"It’s so beautiful.”
"It’s time to choose.”
"Just five more minutes."
"Just go."
"Just leave me alone."
"Just let me die."
"Just relax."
"Just what did we do last night?"
"Kiss me you idiot."
"Kiss me."
"Make me."
"Marry me?"
"My Parents don’t know"
"My parents know.""
"Never again."
"Nh, don’t be so rough!"
"No, that can’t be my baby."
"No! You can’t die on me now!"
"Put it away.”
"Put your trousers on!"
"Put. The. Weapon. Down."
"Shut up and listen."
"Take responsibility."
"That isn’t mine."
"That looked easier on TV."
"That sounds painful."
"That was a bad plan."
"That’s mine!”
"That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard."
"They’re coming.”
"This seems familiar."
"This stays between us."
"Truth hurts, don’t it?"
"Want to hear a secret?"
"We need to talk."
"We’re moving too fast.”
"Well that was unexpected."
"What are we doing here?"
"What are you afraid of?"
"What are you touching?"
"What are you?"
"What do you need?"
"What happened to you?"
"What have I done this time?"
"What if someone catches us?”
"What sort of noise was that?”
"What the hell do you think you’re doing?"
"What were you thinking?"
"Where are my clothes?"
"Where did you find this?"
"Where do you even find this sort of thing?”
"Where were you?"
"Who’d have guessed you could pull such a face?”
"Why are you wearing that?"
"Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am."
"You could have died!”
"You could have killed someone!"
"You coward."
"You don’t need to be so gentle.”
"You drive me crazy!"
"You have ten minutes, so make it quick.”
"You lied to me!"
"You mean everything to me."
"You owe me."
"You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!"
"You’re all out of ____."
"You’re an idiot.”
"You’re bad for me.”
"You’re dead to me."
"You’re pregnant and It’s mine"
"You’re really good at this…”
"You’re so weird.""
"You’re under arrest."
FIRST ROLL, BABY!!!!!!
time to speedrun him to level 90 so he can go grandpa mode
-SLAMS FISTS ON DESK AND CHANTING- GILF GILF GILF GILF GILF GILF GILF GILF GILF GILF GILF
FIRST ROLL, BABY!!!!!!
time to speedrun him to level 90 so he can go grandpa mode
is there a term like "tsundere", "himedere" etc for a character who acts extremely anxious and aloof because they care about you but they're contractually obligated to not develope any deep connection with you because god might get mad, or am i onto something here
no one really gave me an answer so i hereby coin the term "jeredere" specifically for this character and case. court is dismissed.
is there a term like "tsundere", "himedere" etc for a character who acts extremely anxious and aloof because they care about you but they're contractually obligated to not develope any deep connection with you because god might get mad, or am i onto something here
i don't even know how this fragile old man is gonna pull off this kind of move in the first place, but i need to see Jeremiah dropkicking Douman/Kireisputin to heal part of my soul
that'd be his only appearance in Fate/Grand Carnival and i refuse to think otherwise
i don't even know how this fragile old man is gonna pull off this kind of move in the first place, but i need to see Jeremiah dropkicking Douman/Kireisputin to heal part of my soul
first meeting sentence starters.
send one to have our muses meet for the first time.
“Sorry, were you just talking to me?”
“I think you dropped this.”
“You look lost. Need some help?”
“I don’t usually talk to strangers, but…”
“You’re sitting in my spot.”
“Whoa! Careful!”
“We’ve never met, right? You seem familiar.”
“Is that seat taken?”
“Sorry, I think I just spilled something on you.”
“You’re blocking the doorway.”
“Were you just staring at me?”
“Excuse me, do you know the time?”
“Wait — are you the person I’m supposed to meet?”
“I’ve been sent to find you.”
“Please don’t be alarmed, but I think we have the same bag.”
“Do you work here?”
“I’m fairly certain that’s mine.”
“You’ve got something on your face.”
“Sorry, I thought you were someone else.”
“Do you know the way to ___?”
“You’re hurt. Do you need help?”
“That’s a fine ___ (cloak/hat/book/etc.). Where did you get it?”
“This might sound strange, but can I hide behind you for a moment?”
“You look like you could use a friend.”
“I think your dog just stole my lunch.”
“Hey, you dropped your coin purse.”
“I think we’re stuck in here together.”
“Sorry, I didn’t mean to overhear, but…”
“Are you the new neighbor?”
“First time in town?”
“I’m not sure if this belongs to you, but…”
“You look like you’ve seen a ghost.”
“I’ve been hearing a lot about you.”
“Do you mind if I join you?”
“I think you’re in the wrong place.”
“You seem… out of place.”
“Don’t take this the wrong way, but are you following me?”
“That was a close call.”
“Not to alarm you, but someone’s watching you.”
“Mind if I walk with you?”
“You look like you’re in trouble.”
“Was that your doing back there?”
“You don’t look like you’re from around here.”
“That was impressive. How’d you manage it?”
“I’m guessing you’re not here by accident.”
“Do I want to know what just happened?”
“You might want to keep your voice down.”
“Is it always this strange around here?”
“I have a feeling we’re about to become acquainted whether we like it or not.”
“Looks like we’re in this together now.”
@dnangelic replied: B-BUT IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT CAN'T YOU JUST TAKE IT OFF??
"You think I haven't tried before?! Every time I'd take it off, Chaldea's Master would just find me and tie it back in my hair without fail!"
"After several times, they suddenly looked me dead in the eyes and said "Next time you take it off, I'll just replace this black ribbon with a colorful one, in all the colors of the rainbow"... And so, reluctantly, I am now stuck with this one."
"Do others in Chaldea really believe this hair ribbon is something I chose to wear?!"
"To be fair, it does looks rather cute..."
"Teacher, do you think The Lord might punish you if I pour about half of the honey jar into a bowl to dip fruits in it? For science, of course! I... I need to know which fruits taste the best dipped in honey."
"Don't you think looking like this and having ribbons placed in my hair like some sort of puppy or kitten by Chaldea's master is enough of a punishment for me to go through?! The food supplies here belong to everyone and we must act accordingly, do not be selfish!"
"...Beside, it might give you a stomach ache. And if you're out of commission momentarily, that means I have to actually talk to people around Chaldea. You know I'm bad at communicating with others, Baruch. I don't like it."
"if any offense is taken I can perform my own acts of begging for forgiveness. jeremiah, you may keep doing your work but I am a king with no doomed-to-be kingdom and for once no fate to live out. I am planning on having a bit of fun" the felony in question? he is going for some of those cookie rations ...
"Your "bit of fun" directly affects my work. Begging for forgiveness from The Lord can only get you so far." Jeremiah pinches the bridge of his nose with a deep, exhausted sigh. Some things seemed to not change about Solomon, for better and worse. "...I have a feeling I might regret asking, but since I may as well prepare myself in case it will have consequences thrown my way.... What felony are you going to commit, my king?"
