dahlia!!

#1 american dad fan

[laminatedjellyfish]

girl who was made to use natural tallow sunscreen and thus got very burnt

[andpierres]

you should have seen me a couple of years ago!

[tomhoppusdelonge]

sorry for the mixed signals I don’t know what I want or what I’m doing mostly

[elliespectacular]

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

[mr-deep-downer]

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

[laminatedjellyfish]

mad at everything these days and feel disconnected from the world around me but can still post bush on twitter so we're good

[laminatedjellyfish]

playing look at houses in portland on zillow and think about how great itd be if i could maybe own a house one day

[fella-lovin-fella]

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

[laminatedjellyfish]

[laminatedjellyfish]

hai i love the world happy to be here just need it to love me and be less scary cause #wow

[lamignonette]

[pansyfemme]

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

[segamascott]

[laminatedjellyfish]

person i briefly talked to just followed me on spotify ≈ a month after ghosting me??? whats the plan pal

[laminatedjellyfish]

insta is for regular selfies and being funny, tumblr is for silly pictures and being crazy, twitter is for thirst traps and being perverted

[laminatedjellyfish]

[laminatedjellyfish]

#bushoutforEggers