lana-del-nah

mixed blog of humour, photography, selfies and occasional fandom stuff. Promote your Tumblr!

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[coffee-cigarettes-and-cinema]

People without big boobs: OMG I WISH IHAD BIG BOOBS

People with big boobs:

can’t run

over sexualized

cant wear tank tops without being inappropriate

cant sleep on stomach

no bathing suit fits

BACK PAIN

people staring down shirt

creepy jokes

people grab them

no cute bras

no sports

three+ sports bras

no bra HA GOOD LUCK

can’t take any kind of selfie with cleavage because “YOU’RE DOING IT FOR BOOBS”

shirts dont fit

if the boob bit does the stomach doesn’t

DID I MENTION OVER SEXUALIZED

mocked by the media if your stomach isn’t flat but your boobs are huge

leaning over to drink from water fountain, boobs in fountain

no suspenders

crumbs are gone forever

boobs hang out of bra and everyone can see the lines

people automatically think you’re more sexual if you have big boobs?

no button up shirts, buttons pop off or constantly open

have fun with a vest for work

things smash your boobs flat and make you have a weird puffy flat chest

people constantly talk about them

dont bend over, they fall out of bra

can’t war pajamas with no bra

people think touching them is okay

people ask if they’re fake

people saying big boobs dont count unless you’re thin

people who think you’re stupid because of boob size

people who wont take you seriously because of boob size

finding costumes is impossible

nothing if you want anything in asian sizes

most bra stores dont go past DD

people you don’t know ask their size

if you have long hair, it gets stuck in your boobs

OVER SEXUALIZATION

no artistic nudes allowed because you have big not “artistic boobs”

there are more

[p0ck3tf0x]

One Hundred Ways to Say ‘I Love You’

“Pull over.  Let me drive for awhile.”

“It reminded me of you.”

“No, no, it’s my treat.”

“Come here.  Let me fix it.”

“I’ll walk you home.”

“Have a good day at work.”

“I dreamt about you last night.”

“Take my seat.”

“I saved a piece for you.”

“I’m sorry for your loss.”

“You can have half.”

“Take my jacket, it’s cold outside.”

“Sorry I’m late.”

“Can I have this dance?”

“I made your favourite.”

“It’s okay.  I couldn’t sleep anyway.”

“Watch your step.”

“Here, drink this.  You’ll feel better.”

“Can I hold your hand?”

“You can borrow mine.”

“You might like this.”

“It’s not heavy.  I’m stronger than I look.”

“I’ll wait.”

“Just because.”

“Look both ways.”

“I’m sorry.  I didn’t mean to.”

“Try some.”

“Drive safely.”

“Well, what do you want to do?”

“One more chapter.”

“Don’t worry about me.”

“It looks good on you.”

“Close your eyes and hold out your hands.”

“That’s okay, I bought two.”

“After you.”

“We’ll figure it out.”

“Can I kiss you?”

“I like your laugh.”

“Don’t cry.”

“I made this for you.”

“Go back to sleep.”

“Is this okay?”

“I picked these for you.”

“I’ll drive you to the hospital.”

“What do you want to watch?”

“You can go first.”

“Did you get my letter?”

“I’ll do it for you.”

“Call me when you get home.”

“I think you’re beautiful.”

“Are you sure?”

“Have fun.”

“Sit down, I’ll get it.”

“I made reservations.”

“I don’t mind.”

“It brings out your eyes.”

“There is enough room for both of us.”

“You don’t have to say anything.”

“Wow.”

“Happy birthday.”

“I’ll pick it up after work.”

“It can wait until tomorrow.”

“Cross my heart and hope to die.”

“It’s two sugars, right?”

“I’ll help you study.”

“Stay over.”

“I did the dishes.”

“You didn’t have to ask.”

“I bought you a ticket.”

“You’re warm.”

“No reason.”

“I’ll meet you halfway.”

“Take mine.”

“We can share.”

“I was just thinking about you.”

“I want you to have this.”

“Call me if you need anything.”

“Do you want to come too?”

“I’ll still be here when you’re ready.”

“Is your seatbelt on?”

“Sweet dreams.”

“I was in the neighbourhood.”

“Stay there.  I’m coming to get you.”

“The key is under the mat.”

“It doesn’t bother me.”

“You’re important too.”

“I saved you a seat.”

“I’ll see you later.”

“I noticed.”

“You can tell me anything.”

“I hope you like it.”

“I want you to be happy.”

“I believe in you.”

“You can do it.”

“Good luck.”

“I brought you an umbrella.”

“I’ll pick you up at the airport.”

“Take a deep breath.”

“Be careful.”

And…

“I love you.”

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Do not stay in a retail store or restaurant past closing time. I mean unless you’re just finishing up paying and it’s like 5 mins after. It’s rude. I know the people who work there say, “oh no it’s ok”. They’re lying. It’s not ok they just have to say that.

[byrongraffiti]

[quitethefreak]

Onika come get your child.

[fvckintiredofit]

Leave her here. She tryna figure things out.

[legendaryshayne-deactivated2019]

You feel she going through that sippy cup drama

[smilesareuniversal]

my child bc she skipped over the cuss word

[majestic-1]

^^^^^^

[mariannadominicana-deactivated2]

My future daughter

[xloovelyb-deactivated20210621]

One day I hope my daughter is like this 😍

[freddiecowann]

‘A Californian congressmen has just introduced a law to make it illegal to keep orcas in captivity. This could change everything — but SeaWorld is already mounting a vicious campaign to defeat this congressman’s brave move. We need to tell the State of California that the public won’t accept SeaWorld’s imprisonment of orcas any longer.’

Enact the Orca Welfare and Safety Act to make it illegal to hold orcas in captivity for performance or entertainment purposes

sign this petition

[interplanetaryconnections-deact]

THIS IS SERIOUSLY SO CLOSE, SIGNAL BOOST SO HARD

[dark-astrology-deactivated20180]

FUCKING BOOST

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[yourbrothershotfriend]

not risking it!!

[natej0nm]

My life sucks right now so can this be that one thing that helps?

[jeansboyy]

My dad thought ‘Cola’ was funny. My mom didn’t think it was that funny

Lana Del Rey about her song ” Cola “ (via jeansboyy)

[versaceslut]

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I am honestly so speechless….

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This is the most disgusting shit……

[susiethemoderator]

I don’t even fuck with Demi and I know this shit was wrong. Is Demi a Bulimia and Anorexia survivor?

[starlightandtears]

^ She is. She’s been really outspoken about how she left Disney Channel to get treatment and about her journey to recovery. If I didn’t hate Icky Australia before, I sure do now.

[brokebut-wealthy]

Australia please come collect your trash.

[naran-ja-deactivated20161104]

😒

[pettypia-deactivated20170901]

Smh I can’t stand is bitch

[fentyfupa]

I am so sick of this bitch. Like none of this is funny.

And then people wonder why we have shunned her. From her racist statements, to her homophobic gigs, to her fatphobic jokes, she just needs to go.

[pan-africanist]

naaah on behalf of all australian.. WE DONT WANT HER! she can stay in shit ole’ ‘merikkka.

[lana-del-nah]

Real talk, not a big fan of Iggy, and yeah she’s problematic, but this gif set has literally taken parts of what she said out of. She literally said ‘No they’re all skinny’, then when she mentioned Demi she was saying how she wanted her to sing at the wedding...

[twilight-theater]

[looksdelicious-blog]

[busiest]

I just drooled on my keyboard 

[thisisntgoodbi-deactivated20160]

Make deals with the devil while you’re still a child. Contracts signed by minors aren’t legally binding and if satan tries to take your soul he can be prosecuted. Enjoy your perfect grades and lifetime supply of chocolate.

[decisivo]

[decisivo]

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[nastygall]

Instagram: donutsdechanel

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[sobeitjayt]

*Slaps bae on the ass while she walks away* thats my baby