wistfulLi

Mars ・21+ ・ They/Them or She/Her ・ I've been on tumblr too long lmao

[wrenchswango]

do you think elves are really sick of this hairstyle, like on elf grindr this is how all the most obnoxious dudes look

[sith-shenanigans]

[depsidase]

[animentality]

[kaijuno]

[tlaquetzqui]

Never before has an animal’s face so clearly expressed “You think you’re hilarious, don’t you?”

[notahorseindisguise]

im not fucking joking i just found a women want me fish fear me hat on the ground

[notahorseindisguise]

it needs a wash bc it was on the ground and i dont trust that but im so excited. best find ive ever found

[megamindsupremacy]

the notes on this post are SENDING me

[gaysadist]

If there's sexual abuse subtext no there isn't, if there's allusion to sexual abuse you're ruining it for everyone else by talking about it, if there's a metaphor for sexual abuse you're reading too far into it and it's actually a metaphor for anything more palatable, and if there's on-screen sexual abuse? Well that's exploitative torture porn, of course.

[vyvilha]

isn't it ridiculous how you're only allowed to have types when you're into conventional appearance and conventionally attractive things. if you're into fat people you're immediately labeled as a fat fetishist but exclusively dating skinny people is just normal. if you're into muscular women you're a disgusting gooner with a muscle mommy fetish but if you're into muscular men you're literally just a regular person. thinking feet is attractive is a fetish but being into boobs is the normalest thing ever even though both are non-sexual body parts

[feluka]

guy with depression: idk stories about time loops just kinda really resonate with me haha idk why

[feluka]

guy with depression: it's so sad when they're doing the same thing over and over again insisting this time it'll be different. it sure would suck if time loops were real!

[frozenknight]

Some of you might think im just a sex obsessed freak. Well i am. Youre following a pervert. Have a nice day.

[thebibliosphere]

Floating face down in a blank word document file, while not physically possible, is nevertheless a tangible authorial state.

[melonyswife]

computer open.

computer shpw me fortnite milfs.

[campyvillain]

hi I’m the computer. You’re not getting that.

[frootrollup1-deactivated2022080]

[only-cat-memes]

[doggieghost]

dont care + im running n jumping n frolicking n having fun

[its-a-servant-to-an-angel]

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

Roar

[akashicrecord]

Instead of an air fryer consider: sex reassignment surgery

[aflo]

How am I gonna cook these chicken nuggets

[akashicrecord]

Why don't you ask my new vagina...

[recklessmoss]

My art needs to get more perverted