wistfulLi

Mars ・21+ ・ They/Them or She/Her ・ I've been on tumblr too long lmao

[memorycycle]

their scared cus they never saw a sandwich that big. but the dad has to look brave for his son

[hypaetus]

Love this freak

[robotclownindulgence]

ah yes the two genders

[lil-shiro]

Idk why but i find this funny even tho i need context

[dastardlydorito]

[rnismatch]

A new type of poison has been discovered which does not bubble and produce green smoke in the shape of a skull. Please stay safe

[setalye]

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

[freesiadotcom]

*trying not to doxx myself* shoutout to that one thing in a place somewhere

[correctopinionhaver]

so many mental health issues these days are due to the fact that we no longer put the gargoyles on buildings that used to scare away the evil spirits that cause mental illness

[dramatic-dolphin]

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

[weirdthingifoundonline]

[limnologylover]

why does this burger king have a huge dog skeleton???

[javascript-official]

That's the fucking king you idiot

[autistobrat]

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

[crabussy]

I asked my five year old cousin what he would do if there was a scary skeleton and he said "I would pour water on it and then kick it" and I've been losing my shit laughing crying about a wet skeleton for about fifteen minutes straight

[klapollo]

Washington Post is paywalling the article but it looks like Taylor Farms — a consumer bagged salad brand that also supplies produce to grocers and fast food chains like Taco Bell, Walmart, McDonald's, Chipotle, Burger King, KFC, and Meijer —may be at least one of the sources of the current cyclosporiasis outbreak.

Taylor makes bagged greens, salad kits, chopped salads, the works. Keep avoiding supermarket greens, but keep an especially close eye out for this brand/supplier. The above list of grocers and fast food chains is NOT exhaustive, so please continue getting lettuce and other raw produce taken off your burgers, sandwiches, etc.

[just-another-regular-dude]

[purrlockswatson]

This scene is from The Phantom of the Opera, the novel

[willgrahamscock]

theres something so sinister about how many ai influencers there are and all of them, and I mean every single one of them are oversexualized women with eerily perfect symmetrical faces and exaggerated body proportions

[willgrahamscock]

they're seriously wasting resources to conjure up fake 'hot' women to sell people bullshit, these accounts are making real money

[thebelfry]

I just learned that the Russian word for “ladybug” translates to “God’s Little Cow”

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks