sweg

I love you like Kanye loves Kanye

[snout]

what are these “shower thoughts” everybody’s talking about, i dont think about anything in the shower, my mind is completely blank as i douse my body in scalding hot water and stare at a wall

[angelgone224-deactivated2021030]

Dads love to talk about roads. Whatd u take to get on the highway. Whatd you take to get off the highway

[whitepeopletwitter]

[jakegyllenhaal]

How's life

i try not to think about it

[podencos]

I don’t want to hear what you have to say unless it’s both stupid and absurd

[portentsofwoe2]

jesus had his palms gauged 

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[aksldhfgaajdshgaslg-deactivated]

Me, a clueless cowboy:

Yeehuh?

[bloodroyale]

please, call me duncan

mr donuts is my father

[slussy666-deactivated20150511]

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

[justbadpuns]

The rotation of Earth really makes my day

[hungwy]

I wish I could terrorize ancient people with things that are commonplace today

[despazito]

releasing a roomba into the greek forums

[justbadpuns]

19 and 20 got into a fight

21

[pettycentral]

[meladoodle]

seeing everyones spotify wrapped: wow yawn, boring

me posting my spotify wrapped: everyone will enjoy this from me, the protagonist of life

[babyannihilation]

do i wanna know??? no. but thank u monkey friends

[whitepeopletwitter]

[melonmemes]

[grandmasickomode]

sexhaver:

melonmemes:

How the 3D printer economy toppled. Follow melonmemes on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/realmelonmemes

people joke about this but this is literally how you build 3d printers other than buying them. buy the microcontroller, spools, metal framing, LCD screen(s), and print bed, 3d print the chassis of the thing, and then wrestle with firmware on the microprocessor for a few days and hey presto a new 3d printer. i know at least 4 people who have built their own like this

3D printers are the only known species of printer to reproduce asexually

[u-nope-ia]

you wouldn’t download a printer