[lanadelrebies]

How are you taking the divorce? I hope you’re not taking it bad. Good luck

Alcoholism. Thanks for asking.

[lanadelrebies]

Fanfic rec’s?

No. Learn to use the fucking tagging system @sp1de7m4n

[lanadelrebies]

Do you like it up the butt?

Only when its you 💕

[lanadelrebies]

How’s our marriage going?

@sp1de7m4n its great

[beachhotdog]

reblog to stare at your mutuals like this

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog if you love archive of our own and how they firmly refuse to let censorship have any place on their platform

[wiiwheel]

Say what you will about Reddit but sort by controversial is like one of the best features of all time... Want To See Some Bullshit button

[lanadelrebies]

We need to start naming babies once they're a year old because then you know their personality and appearance a little so you can pick a name that fits.

[deswhomst]

every single person barty ever dated ended up dead so he was convinced he was bad luck but it was evan who was out there killing those people. only problem with evan’s brilliant plan was that barty would never date him now bc he can’t possibly risk evan’s life

[empress-of-dragons]

[devonizara]

#"i have no idea where he gets it from," says area jedi knight still picking glass out of his robes from leaping out of senator amidala's window earlier in the evening.

[klarolinexluv]

You know who would have made a great dad?

James Potter.

Too bad he died.

[overthemoons7]

ha ha aha ha ! i love stand up !

[klarolinexluv]

Psst psst… you know who else would have made a great dad?

Remus Lupin.

Too bad he died too.

[overthemoons7]

couldn’t escape the comedy special again ! ha ha 😪😪😪😪

[klarolinexluv]

I’m just so nice ain’t I?

What if I said that Lily Evan’s would have been a great mum. But… well she died too… seems to be a reoccurring theme.

[lanadelrebies]

Me and the half written fanfiction in my notes app against the world

[thebrokentreehouse]

where is my brunette boyfriend who has an ego the size of a lake but a heart to match it ??

[lanadelrebies]

We're identical (but I love you so much more)

Peter and Wade enter the same spider-man cosplay contest. This leads to Wade discovering Peter' identity.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

2.3k words. Getting together. Identity porn. Written by the greatest person to walk the earth (me.)

[lanadelrebies]

Peter parker "dates" spider-man

(or people assume that.)

I think this might be my favourite trope and I'm starved for content. This is everything I've read so far.

•https://archiveofourown.org/works/6018214

After a villain threatens to kidnap the significant others or superheroes, Peter tells the internet he's dating himself. Johnny sulks about it. 2k words. Spideytorch.

•https://archiveofourown.org/works/16084490/chapters/37562078

Peter gets a job at buzzfeed and starts writing articles about spider-man. Everyone assumes he's in love, so he decides to use this to his advantage. 87k words. Parkner at the end.

•https://archiveofourown.org/works/19260313/chapters/45804892

Peter is on a mission to get the best photo of deadpool. Deadpool decides Peter is dating, and cheating on, spider-man. 19k words. Spideypool

•https://archiveofourown.org/works/20239573/chapters/47967799

Peter's social media blows up after Tony follows him. He needs an excuse, so they tell everyone he's dating spider-man. 26k words.

•https://archiveofourown.org/works/38665014?view_full_work=true

Deadpool thinks spidey and Peter are dating. 5+1 things that ends in an identity reveal. 12k words. Spideypool.

•https://archiveofourown.org/works/39775554

After accidently tweeting something suspicious on his main instead of his private, Peter lies to the internet about dating spider-man. Harley keener helps fake couples photos. 5k words. Parkner.

•https://archiveofourown.org/works/18851329

Ned accidently posts a photo of him and Peter captioned "I love this man." On Peter's spider account. The internet assumes spider-man has a boyfriend. Of course, the only person worthy of that title is Peter so he fake dates himself. 9k words.

If anyone has any more I haven't read please, please, please comment a link <3

[isthei]

peter parker: how do i make my date more romantic?

gwen stacy: how about you try being mysterious!

[on the date]

human torch: so, where are we going?

spider-man: none of your business