#parkner

[melanchovy]

i feel like shipping shouldn’t be about which ship is morally or narratively or thematically ‘better’ but more about which one makes you want to throw up and write fics and jump about and make playlists and talk to people about it like the need to scream into a pillow about a random rarepair is more valuable to me than thinking about if they’ve even met

[katinacrisis]

being a multishipper is great until someone asks you which peter parker ur talking about and you have to explain that the only image of peter you have in ur head is a vague mashup of the comics some fanart and like three different pretty boys found on pinterest bc that’s the only way he fits with every character you ship him with

[hurtspideyparker]

Harley: You can't tell anyone, but I really like Peter

Tony: Oh? Like...

Harley: Romantically you buffon. Get with the program, everyone's gay now

Tony: That's not what I meant but okay. I just thought you guys didn't get along

Harley: Why on Earth would you think that?

— *Ten minutes earlier* —

Peter: Mr. Stark I think Harley hates me

Tony: I'm sure he just—

Peter: He keeps calling me mean names, and punching me in the shoulder, and making fun of me for being clumsy or ugly or just tying my shoes weird. I think he's homophobic too, he keeps saying "what are you, gay?" in this aggressive tone

— *Present time* —

Harley: It's called flirting! Being mean is my love language

Tony: Okay well TELL HIM THAT. I can't stand his sad little puppy dog eyes whenever you enter the room

Harley: But then he'll know I like him...

Tony: *exhausted father noises*

[prkrknr]

harley: where's peter?

tony: what? do you think i have him microchipped or something?

harley: well do you?

tony:

tony: yeah, hang on

[thorspop-tarts]

Peter, washing the dishes: Who the fuck used this pan??

Peter: Wait. I the fuck used this pan…

Harley: It was you the fuck.

Peter: It was I the fuck…

Tony: Who cooks rice in a pan?

Harley: They the fuck.

[teddytheartist]

Tony CANNOT stand them ,,, they don’t care lol.

(He loves them both very very much, also he wants their make out sessions to remain outside of his immediate vicinity at ALL times yay)

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[doyiuver]

whenever i doubt humanity’s ability to continue to create art, i remember that there are hundreds of thousands of amazing writer on ao3 cranking out absolute masterpieces at record pace just for the love of the game