jam

kay’s version to die at the hand of the speaker

[not-rab]

get to know me?

hii! my name’s jam and this blog belongs to me:D

i’m queer and desi!!

@kay-disappeared is my wife so if u go anywhere near her i will skewer u with a ten foot poodle🐩

but also i probably definitely love u so

temporary hiatus from posting but i’m occasionally online so feel free to send me a message, i love to talk!!

ao3/twitter au fics under the cut:

socmed aus:

Actor!Jegulus Twitter AU (parts 15/15)

Singer!James x Fan!Regulus Twitter AU (parts 15/15)

Marauders Band AU (parts 15/15)

exes to lovers singer au (parts 10/10)

ao3:

At Midnight (chapters ??/40, ?? words)

“Now, for those of you who do not know, the Triwizard Tournament brings together three schools for a series of magical contests. From each school, a single student is selected to compete. Now, let me be clear! If chosen, you stand alone, and trust me when I say, these contests are not for the faint hearted.”

- Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

•••

It’s 2021 when the Triwizard Tournament is announced to take place the year following and one single task is all the three schools need to determine a winner in this texting AU.

Watch as Hogwarts, Beaxbatons and Durmstrang spend the first term of Barty and Evan’s sixth year together, a student chosen from each, competing for their school in hope of becoming victorious.

Butterflies (chapters 15/15, 7.3k words)

Where Regulus Black accidentally texts James Potter and ends up falling in love with him before he realises it’s his brother’s best friend.

Just Another Celebrity AU (chapters 15/15, 14k words)

An alternate universe where James Potter and Regulus Black are co-starring in a movie, but end up falling in love on set.

+ bonus Celebrity Twitter AU (parts 15/15)

Nothing Short of Chaos (chapters 1/1, 2k words)

The Marauders, the Slytherin Skittles and the Gryffindor Girls meet up in the common room to play a few classic muggle games.

What could possibly go wrong?

Revenge is the Best Medicine (chapters 14/14, 13k words)

One day Regulus and Sirius get into an argument in their joint common room in Slytherin.

So, to get back at him, Regulus decides to date Sirius’ mortal enemy.

This enemy just so happens to be James Potter.

Online Strangers (chapters 1/1, 1.4k words)

Regulus Black, Barty Crouch Jr, Evan Rosier, Dorcas Meadowes and Pandora Rosier go through a series of calls on Omegle; their last call coming to an unsurprising halt at the end.

Just fluff and humour - hope u enjoy!!!

We Keep Quiet, 'Cause We’re Dead If They Knew (chapters 1/1, 2.5k words)

That was how James found himself, at twenty-five past one in the morning, sneaking out of the guest room his boyfriend was occupying.

Everything was going exactly to plan!

Uhh-

Except-

Or

Where James creeps into the Black Manor to apologise to Regulus and instead finds out (and gives away) secrets he’d much rather not.

[mutateddinonugget]

it’s autumn that means dead gay wizards!!

[not-rab]

it’s winter that means dead gay wizards!!

[printer-notprincess]

it's spring that means dead gay wizards!!

[deswhomst]

it’s summer that means dead gay wizards!!

[not-rab]

guys i made a few twitter aus and got people to comment so i could add their account as an extra in the au and i’m reading back over these aus and even tho there’s some moots included i am actually nowhere to be seen

i’m feeling excluded 🧍 and it’s my fault

[deswhomst]

despair . destroy . destiny

DESJAM

sincerely, super secret anon that u don’t know!!

you’re so subtle actually the only person i’m CERTAIN this is not is @not-rab everyone else is a suspect

[not-rab]

yeah idk who sent u this ask 🧍

[nmbrs]

fuck it, i'm curious. reblog and tag with the first fictional death to ever rewrite your brain chemistry and/or make you cry like a baby. mine was ares from the underland chronicles (who, for context, was a giant bat.) to this day i will weep if i think too hard about it. okay, go.

[not-rab]

thought about white james potter and physically recoiled

[not-rab]

guys i made a few twitter aus and got people to comment so i could add their account as an extra in the au and i’m reading back over these aus and even tho there’s some moots included i am actually nowhere to be seen

i’m feeling excluded 🧍 and it’s my fault

[cryingoverdeadgaywizzards]

Siren Barty trying to lure in sailor Evan but it doesn’t work because Evan is deaf (if you squint this is a metaphor for asexuality)

[foundheaveen]

Something about the air

[not-rab]

james doing this trend:

[not-rab]

Is your name pronounced 'Jam' like the spread or is it pronounced 'Jame' like dame?

i hadn’t even realised it could be pronounced like (j)dame but now that I’m thinking about it u can pronouns it however

i think this is really funny btw bc my actual name always gets mispronounced and i thought i picked one that wouldn’t (jam) but i like it!!

[moonyisnotonfire]

“Propaganda that I’m not falling for:

All the young—“

shut up

shut

shut up

you’re allowed to not like a fic

you are not allowed to publicly hate on it

someone wrote that whole ass fucking thing for FREE. Because THEY wanted to. And you think you have the right to shit on it?

I don’t care if it’s a fic with 100,000,000 views or 10, YOU DO NOT PUBLICLY HATE ON FICS BECAUSE THEY ARE GIVEN TO YOU FOR FREE

[not-rab]

hey does anyone want to talk to me about wishbone or 🧍

[bearloonz]

can we give characters lame scars. boring scars. sometimes you dont need to have a big mystery for it. i have a scar on my hand from scratching it on a plastic donut container. lifes full of surprises like that.

[deswhomst]

regulus might act like barty annoys him but at the end of the day, regulus ALWAYS took barty’s side no matter what. even if he disagreed with him. even if barty’s fight was with another one of regulus’ friends.

[noblehouseofgay]

Rip the black brothers you would've loved crying on the floor tonight to Wishbone

[not-rab]

Sirius: Okay, who's the hottest person you can think of?

James: Your brother.

Sirius: Okay, Prongs, Regulus isn't here right now. You can be honest with me.

James: Reg is a ten.

Sirius: He's a six, at best!

James: You take that back!