yikes

nia - 23 - professional third wheel - black - pretty gay - cancer sun - capricorn moon - nola - they/them - me

[thebootydiaries]

me, 80 years old with osteoporosis: I’M WEAK 😂😂

[rowdy-3]

me, 80 years old when someone takes away my oxygen mask:  I CANT BREATHE  😂😂😂😂😂

[17000-bees]

me, 80 years old and blind when a stranger helps me across the street and i want to thank them: WHO DID THIS 😂😂😂😂

[grandi0sity]

me, 102 years old, a seven month old child is chewing on my oxygen tubing, slowly killing me:

OH NO BABY WHAT IS YOU DOING????  😂😂😂

[psy-faerie]

I know there’s no actual sources but please fucking reblog this to spread awareness it’s not even worth the risk with SESTA / FOSTA

[magicc0ncha]

[bluemurderbunny]

when you’re listening to really fast music that pumps you up but you’re not doing anything particularly exciting so you just sit there super energetically

[lvd2]

eye contact is so intimate im saving it for marriage

[898-deactivated20210515]

fellas is it straight

[teuer]

no never

[898-deactivated20210515]

ok good just checking

[fiftyshadesofmacandcheese]

Where can I buy her album tho

[blackwaluigi]

that vibrato

[gimme10dollas]

SHE SOUND SO GOOD!!!!!

[lazarus-mccloud]

[nerd-mentality]

White privilege

[helloimdumbo-deactivated2022050]

[ruinedchildhood]

[skypemonke]

Me, neglecting Duolingo for one day.

[kbearluna-deactivated20200602]

someone: They/them as a singular pronoun just isn’t grammatically correct. same person: but to each their own me: 

[de-is-me-deactivated20180626]

can I have this on a t-shirt

[sebastian-likes]

[iamnotjody]

🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

[stability]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

GIMME U FACKIN MANEY