Alive, but only ironically

i'm not crative enough for this.

[lanaisboring]

You know you're arab when you literally fail arabic but get an A+ in english.

[theotheristhedoctor]

But Can We Talk About Phil “amazingphil” Lester?

Phil “My best friend is more successful than I am and all I do is encourage and support him” Lester

Phil “No-one ever gives me credit for my ideas in videos and I’ve never said anything about it” Lester

Phil “I’m 28 years old and I won’t swear” Lester

Phil “I get really nervous in front of crowds but I’ll still do conferences and workshops for you guys” Lester

Phil “I’ve had a youtube account almost from day one and I’m still here” Lester

Phil “I was bullied at school but all I’m ever going to be is nice” Lester

Phil “I’m writing a book and planning a tour and running a radio show but I’ll still do a liveshow with you every week” Lester

Phil “someone sent me a drawing of me naked and instead of mocking it I made it a feature to encourage young artists” Lester

Phil “I’m an award winning radio presenter who’s met hundreds of celebrities but I’ll still reply to your tweets with emoji’s” Lester

Phil “I’m not good at anything really” Lester

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[lanaisboring]

Afbgxbh

[oh-wow-lovlies]

#GrowingUpUgly When guys in middle school would get dared by their friends to ask you out and see if you say yes as a joke

[vorchagirl]

How about growingupugly and then turning out sort of okay looking but you don’t know for sure because your self esteem is shot and you’re convinced you look awful?

[drtanner]

#GrowingUpUgly Being so wholly convinced of your hideousness that as an adult you now literally cannot even imagine that someone would pay you a compliment and mean it; the only conceivable thing that could be happening is that they’re either a) taking the piss like the boys in school used to or b) so repulsed by you that they feel sorry for you and are telling you you’re pretty because they think you need to hear it.

[andercas]

no matter how old I get

I will always be at least slightly convinced that I’m capable of hurting a stuffed animal’s feelings

[gncrevan]

#suddenly memories of trying to fit all of my stuffed animals on my bed because i don’t want any of them to feel left out

[favabean05]

Toy Story mentally fucked a generation of kids.

[lanaisboring]

-Hey wanna go out

-No I have better things to do

-Like what

-Sit alone in my room and stare at the ceiling

[inzika]

why won’t people understand that i don’t need to constantly do stuff to have fun like i can just lay in bed and stare @ the ceiling for 3 hours and have the time of my life

[macaronis-deactivated20140614]

what information does that government even wanna collect from the internet???? the fact that ive been trying to tip the iceberg on club penguin for 8 years???

[hydratedbitch]

should I go to school tomorrow or nah

[cuhrvy-deactivated20160309]

what would nicki minaj say