The Signs as Iconic Deadpool Quotes
These were actually in a comic book.
“Deadpool” [Yellow Box] (White Box) “other”
Aries: (This plan that we’re working on..) [What plan?] “Operation moves.” (..Yeah. It’s awfully risky.) [There’s a plan? Why wasn’t I-] “Need-to-know basis. Sorry, pal.” [But.. I’m you! That’s- that’s just stupid!]
Taurus: “Spidey! What up, baby boy? Haven’t seen you since Amazing Spider-Man #611!”
Gemini: “Let’s see how you like it when I smack you with an interspatial disorter that will temporarily phase your brain into dimension X!” “This is an iPod with a piece of masking tape attached to it.” “It is. Ah, but for a second there, you were really worried!”
Cancer: “Like Han Solo said to Chewbacca in Return of the Jedi, ‘Fly casual.’“ “Actually, I like the three new films better. The special effects are fantastic, and Hayden Christensen is an amazing actor.” {shoots cronie} {points gun at other cronie} “Say Jar Jar Binks is an abomination! Say it!” “Jar Jar Binks is an abomination! Jar Jar Binks is an abomination!”
Leo: “So, kick back, and enjoy Deadpool issue thirty-three point one!” [Wait, why is it called “point one”?] (Who cares? At least this issue, there is a point.)
Virgo: “Why did you that?” “Because you were gonna do it, and this is my book.”
Libra: “Well, it’s in the Yellow Pages. You can’t get much realer than that!” [I’m confused. I thought you couldn’t read anything in dreams.] (I’m impressed he can read when he’s awake.)
Scorpio: “Oh, hi, kids. Deadpool here. Hate to interrupt the story like this, but our fine artist had the overwhelming urge to draw me in this pin-up shot, even though it’s nowhere in the script. Let’s return to the story while I go teach Michelangelo there the error of his ways.”
Sagittarius: “Is that Richard Nixon?” “I can’t wait to pound that Dick… Uh. Hey, Doc, do you have a spell to undo what I just said?”
Capricorn: “I only have half a brain!” [be the meat] “What was that?!” (The other half. Ignore it.)
Aquarius: “Yeah, that fight lasted as long as Deathlok’s last comic.”
Pisces: “It’s funny.. I came here with starry-eyed dreams of killing some X-Babies. But now all I can think of is that damn Spider-Man.”
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