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[daddyferret]

  I never tried to hide away or tried to keep your pace             You walk me to the slaughter with a smile upon your face

                                                         Indie Draco Malfoy RP

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[daddyferret]

Harry Potter | 44 | Divorced; 1 in the Kingsey Scale | Head of the Auror Department

Harry Potter is somewhat bitter, divorced and moved back to Grimmauld Place after finding his wife in the sack with her Editor. Soon enough, he managed to get joint custody of their children: James, Albus and Luke (and Ted since Andromeda wasn’t getting any younger). 

The boys don’t get along and drive him up the wall, and instead of talking them out of it, he overlooks it and assumes things will be better in the future. Things only get worse. Being Ted’s boss doesn’t help things, even more so after Victoire’s untimely demise. Leaving James and Albus to his own devices for the most part, he’s not entirely aware of the fact that his son james is genuinely conflicted about his sexuality. 

When Lily decided to transition to Luke it was a hard pill to swallow for Harry and the way both he and his wife at the time dealt with not giving Luke enough support was what tipped the bar and ultimately made Harry file for divorce.

He does love his children very much and will do anything for them, even though he looks the other way when it comes to their defects. 

Harry is divorced/in the process of divorcing Ginny. He also had muggle corrective eye surgery and no longer needs his glasses. FC: Jack Davenport

[lancasterinn]

What the signs are addicted to

Aries : coffee and tv shows

Taurus : cuddling and fresh flowers

Gemini : the internet and science fiction

Cancer : movies and cats

Leo : fashion and make out sessions

Virgo : books and tea

Libra : their phone and photography

Scorpio : kisses and alcohol

Sagittarius : travelling and art

Capricorn : writing and their bed

Aquarius : anime and dogs

Pisces : fairy lights and chocolate

[lannasroleplaymemes]

Send “I’m scared” for your Muse crawling into mine’s bed after a nightmare.

[comerpwithme]

STRANGE SENTENCE STARTERS —— for the creative writer in you. Send these in and see what your partner comes up with as a scenario!

“How many times are you going to do that, exactly?”

“I had good intentions, I did it for a reason.”

“We’re done. I’m done. This ends right now. You’re a monster.”

“I trusted you!”

“Is that supposed to scare me?”

“Put the knife down.”

“You were right. As per usual.”

“Sometimes it’s hard to see the lines you’ve drawn until you’ve crossed them.”

“You’re surprised because you have a soft spot for hot blondes.”

“Why protect my reputation? I’m a dead man either way.”

“You think you know me, as others think they know you.”

“You can stay, but for no more than two nights.”

“Please don’t look in this drawer. Please.”

“I told you not to pick him up, he’s very sensitive.”

“Yes. I might have given you rabies. But in my defense, that’s ridiculous and I didn’t.”

“I’m sorry, my cell phone data coverage does not cover the bullshit zone you’re in.”

“I was prepared for anything, except for what ensued.”

“The story lingers on, but the version that is drawn is twisted,.”

“You think I’m kidding. But I’ve never been more serious about anything in my entire life.”

“How much would a stripper cost and why so much?”

“I’m going to buy you a drink. Next week. On Thursday. When I get paid. Can you swing this one?”

“There are two sides to every story.”

“When I was little, I used to be afraid of mummies. And now look at me. I love dead people!”

“What made me think that I could get away with such a plot?”

“Because nothing says heterosexuality like a gold sash.”

“Please don’t take it out on my boobs.”

“When it gets really windy I look like a bizarre combination of Marilyn Monroe and Cousin It.”

“I’ll never be a hero.”

“How much money do you have on you?”

“Please tell me that’s a raisin and not a tiny hamster shit you’re eating.”

“Life is a lot better when you put things on your head.”

“For someone who’s not very deep, I’m incredibly not shallow.”

“I need you to remind me what it feels like to love you.”

“I love you. What? No I don’t. Forget I said anything.”

“If we got married, would I have to take your last name? Or could we just make up a new one?”

“I don’t think I can do this anymore.”

“I heard you say his/her name in your sleep last night. Want to explain or should I just leave?”

“I want to spend the night with you tonight. But I also want to sleep on your side. And without you on the bed. So technically I just want your bed.”

“Please don’t be proposing to me in an empty parking lot.”

“Stop saying you’re sorry, you stupid fucking broken record. It’s done.”

“I’m not jealous, I’m curious. About the things you were doing. With him/her. Without me.”

“Your mother’s looks could kill. Actually, are you sure they haven’t before?”

“If you’re breaking up with me tonight, can I at least eat first?”

“Stop sweating. It’s not attractive during sex, and it’s not attractive now.”

“Are you – are you checking me out? In the line for the confessional?”

“We have to go. I might have told your mom I’m pregnant. I don’t know why I said that. I’m not.”

“So what you’re saying it that you’re snorting sugar to get excited for sex.”

“My dog licks better than you do.”

“But through every stupid thing you do and say – and those are a lot, by the way – I love you.”

“I don’t care if you’re growing another head. I’ll talk to both of them. I love you.”

“And I’d take fifty years of not talking to you for just a day of doing so. I promise that’s a compliment.”

“I don’t want to hide this anymore. I’m not some dirty little secret, you American Reject.”

“This is a bit too dramatic for my taste, so can we skip it and have sex instead?”

“I don’t want you to think of me as your personal sex toy.”

“Thanks and all, but that makes me feel like a low-class escort, so.”

“A kiss in exchange for every nice thing you say about me. Deal?”

“Promise me you’re not like him/her. I need to hear it from your mouth. Promise me.”

“Look, I’ve had my heart broken before. I’m not ready to let you in just yet. Anywhere.”

“Don’t leave me here. Anywhere else, okay, but not here.”

“I wish I could say that was the worst sex I ever had, but I’ve had worse.”

“I just blew you. Could you look a little happier about it?”

“I’m attracted to shiny things, so if it looks like I’m staring at your chest, it’s because I am.”

“What is that!?”

“Oh my god, were you shot!?”

“Give me the gun. Now.”

“Hello? Anyone in there?”

FOR TEXTERS;

[text] This is upsetting.

[text] Hey, are you up? If you’re not, can you wake up? I need some help.

[text] She said that to you? Why?

[text] Please come back. I miss you.

[text] What are you good for if you’re not gonna bring me ice cream?

[text] Can you ignore that last text? It wasn’t meant for you. I’m sorry.

[text] …did you just send me a nude?

[text] I don’t know why I said that.

[text] Leave it to you to fuck the simplest of requests up.

[text] Do we have to go to their wedding? He’s only my first cousin.

[text] How much does ‘I love you’ mean to you?

[text] I am not stalking you. But you should do something about your bathroom, it’s gross.

[text] Please. I need this so badly.

[text] I trust you completely.

[text] I’m a genius. You’re a peasant. Everything makes sense again.

[text] Hey, buddy! Got like, five hundred bucks I can borrow? Times ten.

[text] She lost it. She completely lost it.

[text] Please? I love you.

[text] I think I’m gonna go to sleep now, but you keep thinking that.

[text] I can’t say this out loud. They might be listening.

[text] I never meant to hurt you.

[text] You’re cute.

[text] I just need you to understand how important you are to me.

[text] Fuck off.

[text] Okay. Guess we’ll leave it at that then.

[text] Why should I believe you?

[otpprompts]

AU where your OTP are different ages, and one’s already been married:

One day, your OTP start talking more seriously about their future.

A, who’s younger than B, wants children very badly, but B already has a child/children from a previous marriage. (Bonus if A has an older adopted child!)

Where their conversation leads is all up to you!

Bonus!: there’s a deeper reason A desperately wants children/B really doesn’t want more kids!

[psycho-delic--cunt]

I am the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person I know

[zodiacliving-blog]

How Stressed The Signs Are

Capricorn, Leo, Cancer: 10/10 they need a nap asap

Scorpio, Libra, Virgo: 6/10 they’re pretty chilled  

Aquarius, Aries, Taurus: 15/10 emergency someone send help  

Sagittarius, Pisces, Gemini: 4/10 it’s summer nothings bothering them  

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Stana Katic gif hunt

I decided to make this because I’m using Stana as a FC in the roleplay I’m in, and she is seriously lacking in the gif hunt department. I may add more to this one later. I don’t own any of these. Leave a like if you use this. :)

Updated! I’m trying to add more gifs with every new episode of Castle, because that community is amazing at giffing for every episode.

Count: 300+

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↳ #717 small, and medium, HQ gifs of CHRIS EVANS that  include the right HTML and avoid the grey box. None of the gifs were made by me, the original gif hunts can be found here, here and here. So full credit to those who made them and put them together, I just fixed the HTML so all you need to do is copy it. I apologize for any repeats. Please like and/or reblog if this helped you in any way, and if you have any particular faceclaim you want please request here.

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[ivashkovadrian]

90s KIDS’ RADIO STATION. a throwback fanmix

1. Bye Bye Bye - NSYNC | 2. Livin’ La Vida Loca - Ricky Martin | 3. Complicated - Avril Lavigne | 4. Wannabe - Spice Girls | 5. Toxic - Britney Spears | 6. Yeah! - Usher | 7. Cry Me A River - Justin Timberlake | 8. Genie In A Bottle - Christina Aguilera | 9. Crazy In Love - Beyoncé ft. Jay-Z | 10. Sugar, We’re Goin’ Down - Fall Out Boy | 11. Sitting Down Here- Lene Marlin | 12. Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani | 13. Maneater - Nelly Furtado | 14. Breathless - The Corrs | 15. My Humps - The Black Eyed Peas | 16. A Thousand Miles - Vanessa Carlton | 17. Everybody - Backstreet Boys | 18. Bring Me To Life - Evanescence | 19. Wherever You Will Go - The Calling | 20. It Wasn’t Me - Shaggy | 21. Girlfriend - Avril Lavigne | 22. I’m Blue - Eiffel 65 | 23. Around The World (La La La La La) - ATC | 24. The Reason - Hoobastank | 25. All Star - Smash Mouth | 26. Can’t Fight The Moonlight - LeAnn Rimes | 27. Seven Days - Craig David | 28. Try Again - Aaliyah | 29. Say My Name - Destiny’s Child | 30. Don’t Stop Movin’ - S Club 7 |  31. 1,2 Step (ft. Missy Elliot) - Ciara |  32. This Love - Maroon 5 | 33. Jenny From The Block - Jennifer Lopez |  34. All The Small Things - blink-182 | 35. Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day | 36. Oops!…I Did It Again - Britney Spears | 37. Get The Party Started - P!nk

listen.

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