( * & . — SARA LANCE SENTENCE STARTERS .
‘ and i , as they say , think you’re full of crap . ’
‘ and i’m just saying : shut up . ’
‘ and thanks for the shag too , that was great . ’
‘ are we really this damaged ? ’
‘ can we have a little bit more of some nonverbal communication ? ’
‘ deep down , i am death . ’
‘ don’t look so surprised . i haven’t been gone that long . ’
‘ fine , but when i mourn , i drink . ’
‘ get him some water and maybe his fidget spinner . ’
‘ here’s to being two regular people on a completely normal first date . ’
‘ hey , it’s okay . let’s talk this one through . ’
‘ how are you ? how’s your butt ? ’
‘ i died . i’m still picking up those pieces . ’
‘ i don’t deserve forgiveness . ’
‘ i just like the taste of scotch . ’
‘ i know one thing … i’m home . ’
‘ i like men , and i like women . ’
‘ i only know how to stab , punch , or skewer things . ’
‘ i spent six years in the darkness and i looked into the eyes of the devil and i gave him my soul . ’
‘ if this really is the end of the world then i choose surround myself with you guys . ’
‘ it’s not useless , i know ten different ways to kill somebody with this . ’
‘ i’ll take a nightmare that’s real over a dream that’s a lie . ’
‘ i’m admitting something that could save us both … i love you . ’
‘ i’m good , a little hungover , but i’ll survive . ’
‘ i’m just tired of always being the bad cop , you know ? ’
‘ i’m not protecting him , i’m protecting you . ’
‘ i’m not that easy to kill . ’
‘ i’m sick and tired of playing mom . ’
‘ i’m surrounded by my exes . this is hell . ’
‘ i’m the kind of girl you take to an exorcism . ’
‘ kicking ass is how we heal . ’
‘ killing is never easy , especially for a good man . ’
‘ mama’s got a headache . ’
‘ maybe he died of boredom . ’
‘ mercy killing is not my style . even if it was , you don’t deserve my mercy . ’
‘ no to a life without pain or regret . ’
‘ no woman should ever suffer at the hands of men . ’
‘ no , you deserve someone better . but i’m not that person and i never will be . ’
‘ nope . after that party you are grounded . ’
‘ now lets go kick some ass . ’
‘ oh please , i was seducing you . ’
‘ our friends and family … they don’t make us weaker , they make us stronger . ’
‘ put on your sunday best because we’re going to church . ’
‘ shoot now , explain later . ’
‘ so , about that ultimatum … ’
‘ sometimes we screw things up for the better . ’
‘ that’s just the thing . i can’t decide . i love them both . ’
‘ the hardest thing i ever had to do in my life was let them live . ’
‘ the only thing we know about each other is what we look like with clothes off . ’
‘ there’s no magical cure for what’s wrong with me . ’
‘ there’s too much darkness inside of me . i can’t control it . ’
‘ today is the day that we prove that we’re not losers . ’
‘ we all have regrets . but we can’t undo the things that we’ve done . ’
‘ we don’t have the luxury of running away and hiding . not with the fight we have ahead of us . ’
‘ well , everyone is being uncharacteristically pleasant . ’
‘ well , i think what we could both use is a glass of wine . ’
‘ well , this isn’t exactly how i imagined meeting your parents . not that i imagined meeting your parents . i just … ’
‘ we’re from the future … and spoiler alert : you don’t age well . ’
‘ we’re kind of all - stars of bad first impressions , so i think you’ll fit in great . ’
‘ what in the disney hell is that ? ’
‘ what , you guys weren’t going to save me any pie ? ’
‘ when you put it that way , it does sound kind of petty . ’
‘ you are wonderful and i … and i’ve never been this happy in my life . ’
‘ you deserve better , you deserve so much better . ’
‘ you don’t have to give into the darkness . you can fight it . i know because i fight it every day . ’
‘ you should really see your face right now . ’
‘ you’re more miserable than usual . ’
