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shotgun wedding but its a literal shotgun that shoots off morse code for our vows

Twilight nation!! If you could rename renesmee, what would it be and why?

#elizabeth/eliza #carlie wasnt actually that bad #if she (bella) really wanted to be special #melody #or in one fic i saw they named her verona after the city from r+j #which i thought was cute #meadow also #but that ones kinda cheesy so idk

sethclearwatermybeloved-deactiv

i saw a picrew chain on my dash but it was long as hell so i’m making a new one (link)

i am Very Tired so uhh if this comes on your dash and you wanna do it you’re legally obligated to say i tagged you. even if we’ve literally never interacted. go ham my dudes

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i love picrews

anyone else remember that one ep of futurama where fry like the chosen one or something because he was so incredibly stupid because he was a product of incest cause he slept with his grandma

#futurama #i think about this every day #should i tag this spoilers #futurama spoilers #just in case #i think im going to rewatch it

valentines day is actually a really good cover for a drug deal

i want one of my friends to ask me out today but i also told them about ryan so its a toss up on whether they’ll go for it

#i kinda hope they do #i believe they are aware of the specific situash around ryan #speaking of which feb 15 🤞🤞🤞#mark yr calendars

bob-belcher

The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) dir. Chris Weitz

#i think about this mine sm #line***

14mg

quick what’s ur opinion on tea. everyone who sees this is obligated to answer in some way

#its not bad?#i dont drink it a lot

fmk ethan, lizzy, dri

#slash aech jay #this will make sense to me and only me #f liz m dri k ethan #tough decisions

#fmk except its glare stalk marry

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atp telling people that they’re backpack is unzipped is a hobby

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another one bites the dust

i’ve finally started being open about ren but its also crazy cause ppl are like « can i see a picture of her » and im trying to figure out how to say no without saying she literally lives in another reality

#been adding sarias/areiana into the torran cannon tho so #need to get cracking on the notebook #i think i might turn it into a slideshow instead #or some sort of online doc #and maybe kaap the notebook for brainrots

i failed my math test AND my favorite pen ran out of ink?

#fml #it sucks cause usually im on the fence about whether or not i fid good #and this one i was good with #i felt like i dod good #and then boom 35/50

atp telling people that they’re backpack is unzipped is a hobby

#2 today #💪💪💪#im a man of the people

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i think i just started my period in the middle of history so thats fun

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yep! and it bled through my jeans!!! i love being afab!!!! /s

i think i just started my period in the middle of history so thats fun

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