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I’m just a random Lance Slashblade fan with autism

[lanceslashbladefangirl074]

New introduction post!

Hi! I’m Lance Slashblade Fangirl 074, but you can call me Lance Fan.

Here’s some info that you need to know about me:

Age: Not telling you right now

Country: Mexico 🇲🇽

Autism: Grade 2

Gender: Female

Fandoms: Inside Out (more specifically Inside Out 2), Toy Story, Fanboy and Chum Chum, Nintendo (more specifically Mario), SpongeBob, My Little Pony (more specifically G5), Noddy, Toyland Detective, Toy Ranger, T-Buster, Super Smash Bros. (more specifically Ultimate) and some more that I can’t think of right now.

Favorite character (without counting my crushes): Pouchy from Inside Out 2.

Favorite crush: Lance Slashblade from Inside Out 2. (That’s a no-brainer)

Favorite TV show: Noddy, Toyland Detective.

Favorite movie: Inside Out 2.

Favorite video game: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.

I can’t think of other things that you should know about me, so… I hope that you enjoy my blog!

[lanceslashbladefangirl074]

It's time to ask my Lance Slashblade questions from Inside Out 2. Here are the rules so Google can create its own lore:

Don't read websites like Idea Wiki, Fantendo, or any other site containing fanmade/fake stories.

Take Lance seriously, as if he were from a real JRPG.

Don't make bad or unnecessary jokes/references.

Please don't use video game terms like perfect polygons, bugs, glitches, and other things that don't make sense in this context, unless they’re absolutely necessary.

Please don't talk about villains who think Lance's appearance is perfect when they clearly aren't trying to look like him.

Create a coherent story that feels like it belongs in a good (or underrated) JRPG.

I'm going to divide my questions into 4 categories: Lance Questions, Lore Questions, Battle Brawl 7 Questions, and Random Questions About Lance's Origin Game.

Lance Questions:

Is his real full name Lance Stash Slashblade, or is that just fanmade info?

How old is he?

Is he the prince of a kingdom, a royal guard, or just an ordinary warrior?

Does he have a special bloodline (draconic or angelic blood, for example)? Are these aspects part of his final transformation (if he has one)?

Why is he so melodramatic? Is it due to a trauma (or traumas)?

What happened to his family? Are they dead?

Does he have any childhood friends or a love interest?

What abilities can he learn, besides The Curse Of The Wretched Roll (the move where he curls into a ball and rolls) and the Super Ultra Spectral Silce (an attack I believe is his ultimate attack)?

Is he the protagonist of his original game, or is he a playable character who isn't the main protagonist?

Why do he and his sword (the Immortal Slashblade) share the surname Slashblade?

Lore Questions:

Who is the Underworld Princess? Why did she entrust the Immortal Slashblade to Lance? Is there more information about her?

Why did the High Spirits want the Immortal Slashblade? Did they just curse Lance with a ball attack because they were jealous?

What special abilities or characteristics does the Immortal Slashblade have?

What is the game's intro like? What endings does it have, and how many?

Are there any other legendary weapons or items in the game's lore?

Who is the main villain? Why is he/she evil?

What kingdoms or important locations appear in the game?

What important quests are there in the game?

How do you 100% complete the game? What are the requirements for achieving 100% completion?

What other important characters/enemies appear that influence the game's story?

Battle Brawl 7 Questions:

Is this the Inside Out equivalent of Super Smash Bros.?

What do people think of Lance? Is he popular?

How and why did he join the game?

Is Lance powerful or weak?

Do people choose Lance as their main?

What other characters and franchises appear in this game?

Which company created Battle Brawl 7? What year and console did the original game (and the reboot) debut on?

Why did the game get a reboot?

Are there Battle Brawl 7 tournaments?

Is there a story mode?

Random Questions About Lance's Origin Game:

Which company created the game, and in what year and on what console did it debut?

What is the game's name?

Is it popular? Did it become a franchise?

Did it receive a remake or a sequel?

Is there official merchandise for the game?

How hard is it to find and how expensive is the original game (in box and with its original manual)?

Does the game have many fans? Is it an underrated classic?

Did the game sell well? How did it perform during its time on the video game market?

Was the game well-received? What did the critics think of it?

What rating did the game receive? Was it rated T by the ESRB? Why? Was it for melodrama, deep themes, and revealing outfits?

[lanceslashbladefangirl074]

Wanna roleplay as Vault characters? If you want to join me, just pick between Bloofy, Pouchy, Deep Dark Secret and (maybe) Pugu. If you have any Vault OCs, you can use them here too! You might be asking: “But where’s Lance Slashblade?”, well, the answer is yes, he’s here, but I’ll be him. I also have a Lance Slashblade askblog called @asklanceslashblade if you want to ask him something! :3

[lanceslashbladefangirl074]

You're not going to guess. Yep, new trauma unlocked. Let me give you some context: I thought today was going to be a great day because I went to therapy. But right after lunch, I got mad because my dad is such a nosy jerk and asked a question even his mom could answer: "Is Sephiroth in Final Fantasy?" OF COURSE HE IS, YOU IDIOT! WHY DO YOU THINK HIS AND CLOUD'S SYMBOL IN SMASH BROS. IS TWO F'S?! JUST BECAUSE I KNOW HIM FROM SMASH DOESN'T MEAN HE'S AN ORIGINAL CHARACTER IN THE GAME. And then the unexpectedly expected happened: my "mom" climbed on my stomach while I was still digesting, and my "brothers" helped her. We were there for like 30 minutes. And if that wasn't enough, my "sister" cracked my knee, and my "mom" (I think) cracked the back of my skull. And I had to take a second shower (I showered for the first time this morning before therapy). And the worst part is that my "mom" distracted me by talking about how I could cosplay as Sora while I was showering. This is one of those days I'll never forget (but not in a good way). And thanks to all of this, the fact that my bones feel weak, and my fear of seeing other people, I'm not leaving my room until I'm mentally recovered.

[lanceslashbladefangirl074]

NGL, I think that if Pixar made a Lance Slashblade movie it should be rated PG-13. Why? Because I want it to be like an actual RPG and not something stupid like “His trauma is that he lost/broke his favorite glass!”, no, no, NO! I want something deep like “His trauma is that his parents died” or “His trauma is that he lost his love interest”, that’s something from an ACTUAL RPG! If they want to make a Lance movie/video game, it shouldn’t be for normal kids, it should be for teenage fans (just like me). If we’re being honest, I think that Pixar will never pay THAT MUCH ATTENTION TO HIM, but I still have high hopes for that to happen. Heck, I think that a Bloofy spinoff tv show has more “potential” for Pixar (even though I think that Lance should get the spotlight).

[lanceslashbladefangirl074]

My mind in a nutshell:

LANCE SLASHBLADE, SEPHIROTH, CHROM AND SORA.

[caprisunlol]

Found these at a mall and got fear and disgust what are the chances bro 💚💜

[chickennuggy626]

I’ve been trying to find these everywhere 😭😭 target had them last year and I bought all of them but DIDNT GET ANXIETY. She was the whole reason I got them in the first place!!!!!!!

[lanceslashbladefangirl074]

Did you get the rare ones though?

[spltlvlhous]

if i were to be a character in inside out there'd be some shots of inside my brain riddled throughout where you see creatures unknown

[lanceslashbladefangirl074]

If someone enters my mind, get ready to see lots of Lance Slashblade pictures (and some Sephiroth pics too).

[caprisunlol]

Found these at a mall and got fear and disgust what are the chances bro 💚💜

[lanceslashbladefangirl074]

I’ve seen those before, but I couldn’t find them anywhere. I just want my sillies Bloofy and Lance Slashblade (even though they’re the rare keychains).

[lanceslashbladefangirl074]

Making OCs of myself for Bloofy’s House and Battle Brawl 7. (Those 2 franchises are fictional and aren’t real, which means that this is just pure fiction. And for those who were curious, Bloofy’s House is a preschool show inside the movie Inside Out 2 and Battle Brawl 7 is a fighting game inside that same movie’s universe)

Bloofy’s House: Snowy

She’s a 19 year old cat who loves playing video games. She’s a white cat with blue eyes. She always carries a gaming console (à la 3DS) with her inside her backpack.

Her real name is Sina Nora Waytou, but her friends call her Snowy. She’s canonically Asian, but people don’t know if she’s Japanese, Chinese, Korean or from another Asian country.

She likes all types of games, more specifically platforming, racing and puzzle games.

She’s one of Bloofy’s newest friends that was introduced in season three of the show.

Battle Brawl 7: Fireal The Great Wizard

She’s a 27 year old wizard who mainly learns magic spells thanks to her books. She has brown hair and green eyes. She occasionally uses a sword called the Heavenly Sword, which was gifted to her by a goddess.

Her mother is british and her father is french, but she was born in Spain.

Her main magic powers are fire, time and energy.

She has a crush on Lance Slashblade, a popular character inside the game’s universe.

[lanceslashbladefangirl074]

How I think that every Vault character (from Inside Out 2) would say “Hello” and “Goodbye”.

Bloofy: Hi friends! Bye everyone!

He talks in plural terms because he’s a preschool show host.

Pouchy: Hi everybody! I’m Pouchy! See you all later!

He also talks in plural terms because he’s also from a preschool show.

Lance Slashblade: Greetings. Goodbye, friend.

He talks like this because he’s a melodramatic JRPG character. (The “Greetings” part is also a reference to Deltoid from Noddy, Toyland Detective)

Deep Dark Secret: (shy growl) (normal growl)

He growls because he doesn’t speak in most of his appearances in the movie.

[lanceslashbladefangirl074]

Is that monkey ahh guy carrying the IMMORTAL SLASHBLADE?!?! But isn’t Lance Slashblade the only one who can use that sword?

Here’s a quick comparison:

That monkey looking dude (from a Last War game ad) is the guy on the left, while Lance Slashblade (from Inside Out 2) is the guy on the right. Now, the real sword has lore, but does that Immortal Slashblade looking ahh sword have lore? Or is it just a stolen design/sword?

The Immortal Slashblade’s lore was revealed by Disgust in the official novel Inside Out 2: All In The Mind, where she said: “The Curse Of The Wretched Roll was placed on him because the High Spirits were jealous that the Underworld Princess had entrusted the Immortal Slashblade to him!” For those who didn’t understand, The Curse Of The Wretched Roll is the move where Lance curls up into a ball and rolls along the ground (aka, what we see in the movie), while the Immortal Slashblade is his iconic sword.

[starleska]

Have you watched Inside Out 2? Your thoughts?

i haven't actually seen it yet!!! saving it for a day when i'm ready to get punched in the emotions 😭💖

[lanceslashbladefangirl074]

You should watch it! It’s PEAK! My username and PFP are spoilers, so I don’t recommend you checking my profile unless you’ve already seen the movie.

[lanceslashbladefangirl074]

I was watching a video about The Art Of Toy Story 5 (aka the official art book for the movie) and this page appeared.

All of these unused toys look so cool, but I’m sad that a toy didn’t appear in the movie. The toy in question is…

this styling head. Man, why did they have to take this toy off the film? It would’ve been pretty cool seeing her. I remember having a mini Barbie styling head (my parents didn’t buy me the original full sized one) and my god did this bring back memories. I love styling heads, so this is amazing. I wish that she appeared in the movie and that a toy company (like Mattel or Hasbro) made a real life toy of this character. Maybe I could write some fanmade info about this toy. In fact, that’s what I’ll do now.

Toy name: Styling Head Susie

Toy line: Stylish Friends

Toy brand: New Trend Toys Inc.

Years in the toy market: 2019-

Price: $29 USD

I don’t have any more ideas, so I’ll just leave it there.

[lanceslashbladefangirl074]

Be honest. Who’s the happiest character out of these two?

[lanceslashbladefangirl074]

My Nintendo Switch friend code is SW-4044-0410-4548

[lanceslashbladefangirl074]

I have so many complaints about YouTube’s moderation system (YouTube moderation rant).

How do they allow users that say fake things such as “(insert user) is gay and likes kissing ass!” but don’t allow users that just say a bad word? (Example: “This game is shit”.) I’m looking at you, @GillyMcbob (and all of your alt accounts) for saying inappropriate stuff to other YouTubers and making sexual videos about them.

How can YouTube accept ads that (despite most of them being censored) have lots of inappropriate or non kid friendly content (such as revealing outfits used by female characters in RPG ads or jiggle physics on “AI private agents”?

I hate censorship. I remember lots of cases where this nightmare-inducing thing appeared to haunt me. Here are some examples:

Most RPG ads that include very revealing outfits (such as showing most of their breasts) used by female characters are censored, yet there are some blink and you miss it moments where you can see uncensored scenes without downloading the game. I distinctly remember 2 ads: One where a female character got her breasts censored by the main character’s face (which is a male character btw) and one where the “player” had 2 female characters to choose from: a character that doesn’t have a revealing outfit and looks normal, while the other was the opposite. And the player chose the one with the revealing outfit that shows her breasts.

I remember an ad for an idle game that started like this: “Am I the asshole (but the word is censored) for playing (game name)?” I don’t remember the name, but I do remember this particular phrase. I even said (in reference to one of Palutena’s victory phrases in the Smash games): “No one can hide from liberty” (as in Liberty of expression or whatever it’s called in English, because in Spanish we call it Libertad de expresión).

And last but not least, I remember seeing an ad for the so called Slimy app, where (for some unknown reason) they censored Slimy’s ass and “private part”, when its “private part” and ass were cartoony. And worst of all, that’s a kids game.

I miss when liberty of expression actually existed…