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planaan

Please take a moment to take in this thank you

divorceddadrock

“What’s Voltron about?”

linipik

Voltron team relaxing for once in some small planet.

(made this as a phone wallpaper )

duckydrawsart

Turns out both my tablet and Photoshop don’t work properly at all in Windows 10 (whyyy Microsoft??) but I still managed to make these sketches of Shiro so that’s pretty nice ;)

Thanks again to everyone who sent me advice earlier. It’s been really helpful!

writterings

lance: eats gummy fruit snacks one at time, separates them by color

hunk: eats gummy fruit snacks one at time, doesn’t care about the color

shiro: does not understand the appeal of gummy fruit snacks, but can enjoy them if offered

pidge: hates gummy fruit snacks

keith: eats gummy fruit snacks by dumping the whole little pack into his mouth, not caring that he’s cross-contaminating the colors, like a goddamn heathen

#keith n shiro

catstreet

sabertoothwalrus

Keith is actually a hopeless romantic but he’ll never admit it

#it me

klanced

hanced:

klanced:

In episode 1, Hunk has a kitty cat face for a split second so…

(Hunk voice) Nya? :3c

confirmed

#hunk is the True Catboy of voltron

#unforgivable

redbayards

So I’ve seen a lot of hcs of Hunk cooking for the rest of the paladins and even Allura and Coran to help alleviate their homesickness and help them feel better, which is good, but please consider: The rest of the group sneak into the kitchens to make something for Hunk for a change. Allura and Coran have absolutely no idea what Earth food should look or taste like but they help the paladins identify alien ingredients similar to what they’re looking for. Plus they’re both really exciting to learn how Earthlings cook - the paladins demonstrate cooking techniques and steps and when Allura and Coran make their attempts, it’s to mixed results.

Keith and Lance get really competitive in the kitchen and they make everyone else judge whose food tastes better, whose cooking technique is better, who can clean their station the fastest (which is ruined when their competition devolves into a food fight).

Pidge is a mad scientist in the kitchen and attempts to create flavor combinations resembling those on Earth. Some of the attempts are downright horrifying (Lance is convinced he’ll never taste again at one point and Keith could have sworn that pile of food goo moved).

Shiro is attempting to organize a cohesive meal, which is kind of like herding cats. Or at least herding mechanical lions (trying to rein everyone in may have turned a few more hairs white). He’s also the one most responsible for teaching and explaining to Allura and Coran about Earth food and culture.

When the paladins reveal their meal to Hunk, he cries. It’s half because of how thoughtful they were and half because of the disaster that is now the kitchen. The food tastes kind of terrible, but Hunk claims it’s one of the best meals he’s ever eaten (though he insists on helping them next time). It becomes a regular occurrence for them all to cook a meal together and bond.

littlestpersimmon

mandatory Klance Scott Pilgrim au, because someone had to do it.

#THIS IS EVERYTHING I WANT AND MORE

klanced

Hunk: Let me show you what I did. I started off by making a map of all of the recorded crimes that have been committed by the Galra for the last 10,000 years to see if there was a pattern. That led me to this.

Hunk: (gestures to multiple mapped star systems, all covered in dots)

Hunk: There is so much crime in the universe. No one should live here.

#the universe is bad