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1anonyymous1

nice things will happen but first you have to lose all hope and die 45 times

animentality

kira-serialfaggot

Flashbacks to that one bitch saying that the rock was Sisyphus's reward

Yea that explains a lot of dumb takes

mysharona1987

oysters-aint-for-me

three fun and sexy facts about me: 1.) i have a slight fructose intolerance which manifests itself mostly in me getting violently ill whenever i eat garlic. 2.) i have “delayed phased sleep disorder” aka my body wants to sleep during the day and stay up at night. 3. i am extremely sensitive to sunlight and cannot be in direct sunlight for more than like five minutes without getting burned or overheated.

oysters-aint-for-me

extra bonus fun and sexy fact: the one and only time i stepped foot in a catholic church, someone spilled hot coffee on me and i got a bad burn on my chest and had to leave before the service started

oysters-aint-for-me

unrelated: i think i might start taking classes to become a phlebotomist

sandersgrey

wait i gotta google something

sandersgrey

yeah this is funny

i-might-be-vanny

comicgeekscomicgeek

To be fair to that last point, that kills just about everyone.

dragonflea

Op i would like an interview

oysters-aint-for-me

only if it’s homoerotic

The duck of shame.

@shabbytigers

Cats are liquid ♡

i can't do this anymore! i mean i can, and i will, obviously. but i can't fucking do this anymore!

honeymoon7770

Bro was burned to a crisp.

degrassi-daily

FAVORITE DEGRASSI SHIPS (as voted by our followers) (12). ADAM TORRES AND BECKY BAKER Look, I know it’s gonna be messy, but we need to try to be together. Or we’ll never know. Try with me?