00001111111

carry on as you were

[wattse]

To YOU its a ufo. I know what it is

[jakemorph]

there’s a name for girls who shoot guns, ride four wheelers and listen to country…

[fortidogi]

mygrandma

[jakemorph]

mygrandma

[blackarachnya]

send that man to the penis explosion room immediately.

[empathviv]

picard

[blackarachnya]

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

Our bus has been impounded

This party act is grounded

We will be here forever

This was a cursed endeavor

Our Venga story’s tragic

We stole our party magic

From ancient wizard’s tower

We didn’t know his power

He turned us into weevils

And made our bus illegal

There is no hope of rescue

We’re sorry that we failed you

[raindogs-deactivated20230528]

I heard biden is gonna take our cocks away

[wacksabbath]

[youaremyeverlovin]

[aliceinchains]

[epidaleacalamita]

[uses telekinesis to compact you into a tiny cube]

[epidaleacalamita]

ugh i swear some of you are never satisfied. fine [telekinetically greebles you]

[midiport]

GWA GWA.....

[mexicanxthighs-deactivated20190]

[wlwellbutrin]

one of my friends who never uses facebook just logged in to post “currently going beastmode on the fool who pilfered my lint roller”

[wlwellbutrin]

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

[badassdemonsword]

sag my bitch up ! the podigy

[badassdemonsword]

the porridge

[viennabybillyjoel-deactivated20]

[ry-rie-deactivated20161219]

[ratsfanaccount]

[valtsv]

guy at work who i suspect is secretly a shapeshifter: to be frank -

me: yeah you'd like that wouldn't you