Hoi. Name's Laurens.

My name is Laurens Vooijs and I'm the representative of the Netherlands.

[landoftulipsandorange]

"Vloek!" - Laurens&Patrick

[oneunluckyclover]

Patrick called down to him. They weren’t very close but it sounded important and he had been close by. 
"Are y’okay?

[landoftulipsandorange]

Laurens felt like the luckiest man in the world. A simply acquaintance. Excellent. 

"Yeah, nothing's broken. Wouldn't advise trying to climb down though. Few metal shards comin' out and stuff," Laurens replied, an annoyed edge to his tone. "Got a cigarette on you?"

Laurens didn't necessarily need one, but he damn well wanted one. What if it was his last? He shuddered at the idea. Or from the cold. He couldn't decide which was more logical.

"Or just the lighter, it's kinda cold down here."

[landoftulipsandorange]

"Vloek!" - OPEN RP STARTER

Laurens cursed inwardly. He didn't know how it happened, but it did.

Laurens paced the area, about a few metres in length, in agitation.

It was a peculiar situation. Laurens had, unmistakeably, seen something interesting in the grass. What it was? He didn't know. But it'd had consequently resulted in him walking towards said object and falling down what was obviously an old mine shaft.

Laurens flopped on the floor in upmost defeat. He didn't have food. Or a cigarette. How could he live without a cigarette? He didn't know if he would've wanted company or not in the predicament. 

He just hoped the bastard Antonio wouldn't be the one to get to him first after Laurens' genius mass-text of "SOS" had been sent out after a few minutes. He'd probably take photos of him first and laugh at him. He kind of wished it wasn't his sister either. He'd feel embarrassed if his sister saw him like that. She might tell Antonio and he'd laugh at him. 

Suddenly, footsteps approached. Laurens wildly looked to the opening of the ditch. "Who is it?!" He yelled up, deciding on how to explain the situation depending on who it was who had come to rescue him.

[landoftulipsandorange]

Christmas Shopping - Starter open to ALL

Equipped with list in hand, Laurens stared up at the multi-floor department store, his eyebrow raised and a look of bemusement on his face.

He gave a huge groan, looking back at the list his boss had prepared him for ideas of gifts for neighbouring and close countries to send them a "Christmas gesture of goodwill".

Laurens mumbled under his breath, tucked his face further into his scarf and begrudgingly marched into the store, nearly being knocked over by shoppers at least four times just trying to get through the entrance. He felt a hand tug him out of the crowd, and he turned with a "thank you" spilling from his lips before he realised who it was. "Oh? What are you doing here?"

[soylafuriaroja-blog]

Since when did you care what I wore anyway, hmmm? Try not to show your soft side too often, si?

I have been doing well. Out of curiosity how is it you have been doing?

[landoftulipsandorange]

I'm sick, but I've had worse days.

Out of curiosity what are you doing at Christmas?

[adlerlied-deactivated20151122]

That’s if you don’t die of some stupid flu /insert ugly cackling here/

[landoftulipsandorange]

Well if I die you die too.

It’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.

*coughs on you again*

[adlerlied-deactivated20151122]

What, you WANNA GO, MATE? HUH? C’mon, I can still pack a punch or two!

[landoftulipsandorange]

Ohhohohohoho so a challenger has appeared?

Bring it on, Pipsqueak.

Any challenge you offer I will beat you.

[landoftulipsandorange]

yeah you do. I'll give you a tip. Leave him a trial of grapes he'll follow them anywhere

If I throw grapes away from me will he go to those instead then?

[landoftulipsandorange]

Fratello said you have women he wants me to meet....I would really appreciate it if I am not woken up by drunken phonecalls at 4am because fratello made it to your house (couldn't resist hetaween related things*)

Uh, sure okay. I’ll er… let him know not to call you. Want me to send you a message when he’s over?

(( :P ))

[landoftulipsandorange]

You’re his brother. Therefore I consider you as such too.

Plus I’m not much good with the ladies. They’d probably tire of me easily. You could help me out. See it as a selfish request.

[canali-di-ispirazione-blog]

You…want me to help with the ladies?

[landoftulipsandorange]

Yeah. That would be... nice.

I'm pretty hopeless.

[landoftulipsandorange]

That looks like it was~

NO IT WASN'T YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW

I'D RATHER THROW MY CURRENCY INTO THE OCEAN AND THEN SET MYSELF ON FIRE.

[landoftulipsandorange]

Fratello said you have women he wants me to meet....I would really appreciate it if I am not woken up by drunken phonecalls at 4am because fratello made it to your house (couldn't resist hetaween related things*)

Uh, sure okay. I’ll er… let him know not to call you. Want me to send you a message when he’s over?

(( :P ))

[landoftulipsandorange]

No problem, I’ll take care of him. He’s a good kid.

Don’t you fancy coming too?

[canali-di-ispirazione-blog]

I would but I would feel like I am intruding…you are my brother’s friend not mine

[landoftulipsandorange]

You're his brother. Therefore I consider you as such too.

Plus I'm not much good with the ladies. They'd probably tire of me easily. You could help me out. See it as a selfish request.

[landoftulipsandorange]

th fourth unsent text to Spain sounded like a sexual invite

[landoftulipsandorange]

Fratello said you have women he wants me to meet....I would really appreciate it if I am not woken up by drunken phonecalls at 4am because fratello made it to your house (couldn't resist hetaween related things*)

Uh, sure okay. I’ll er… let him know not to call you. Want me to send you a message when he’s over?

(( :P ))

[canali-di-ispirazione-blog]

please…he ends up in the weirdest places when he is drunk s it would take a load off my mind

[landoftulipsandorange]

No problem, I'll take care of him. He's a good kid.

Don't you fancy coming too?

[adlerlied-deactivated20151122]

Yeah, I’m the asshole, right.

/snorts and spits on him/

[landoftulipsandorange]

Hey I heard that getting check-ups take a while.

Want me to help you out by sending you straight to the Accident and Emergency?

[adlerlied-deactivated20151122]

That’s if you don’t die of some stupid flu /insert ugly cackling here/

[landoftulipsandorange]

Well if I die you die too.

It’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.

*coughs on you again*

[landoftulipsandorange]

*COUGHS ON YOU*

I hope you get it too, asshole.

[adlerlied-deactivated20151122]

Yeah, I’m the asshole, right.

/snorts and spits on him/

[landoftulipsandorange]

Hey I heard that getting check-ups take a while.

Want me to help you out by sending you straight to the Accident and Emergency?

[landoftulipsandorange]

✉

[TEXT] Fuck you I still have nightmares about your shitty home [DELETED]

[TEXT] Wanna buy a toaster? [DELETED]

[TEXT} Heyyy I’m out drinkiiiing let’s ahng out ol’ budyd ol’ palllll [DELETED AFTER HE PRESSED THE WRONG BUTTON AND IT WAS SENT TO DRAFTS INSTEAD MUCH TO HIS DELIGHT WHEN HE SOBERED UP]

[TEXT] Fancy a football match? Not our teams. Us. Us two.

…I’ll kick your ass. [DELETED]

[TEXT] It’s Christmas soon. Yeah… [DELETED]

[TEXT] Daily reminder that I still hate you 凸(｀0´)凸 [SENT]

[landoftulipsandorange]

Fratello said you have women he wants me to meet....I would really appreciate it if I am not woken up by drunken phonecalls at 4am because fratello made it to your house (couldn't resist hetaween related things*)

Uh, sure okay. I'll er... let him know not to call you. Want me to send you a message when he's over?

(( :P ))

[landoftulipsandorange]

I caught a cold. Anyone fancy looking after me? I may die.

[adlerlied-deactivated20151122]

COUGHCOUGH ATTENTION WHORE COUGHCOUGH

[landoftulipsandorange]

*COUGHS ON YOU*

I hope you get it too, asshole.

[landoftulipsandorange]

I caught a cold. Anyone fancy looking after me? I may die.