Bad

Landon Hemsworth. People know me as the twin that fucks a lot of random people

[landon-pce]

I see a dick character. Landon and Nathan will get along quite well.

[fyeahitsgemma-deactivated201404]

Stick to now? Am I supposed to bring some tape? Oh gosh, I didn’t come prepared!

[landon-pce]

If you'll be with me, anything other than yourself would be too much. Trust me, you're prepared.

[fyeahitsgemma-deactivated201404]

It’s all a blur last night.

[landon-pce]

Let's not think about last night. Let's just stick to now.

[fyeahitsgemma-deactivated201404]

You gotta help me out..

[landon-pce]

And what can I help you with, gorgeous?

[jfcbeatrice]

Well, how ‘bout you hit up a bar or something? I’m pretty sure you’ll get lucky pretty fast.

[landon-pce]

That was my plan. Actually, I was going to try to find someone hot here first, then if it fails, head out to a bar. 

[jfcrena]

Well, I do have a boyfriend yes but I’m also saying no because I don’t know who you are.

[landon-pce]

Well, who would this secret boyfriend be? We could always get to know each other. 

[brooklyn-fck]

Inside and out. But seriously, if you’re just dying to get laid, hit up the club like every other guy who’s either horny or desperate. I’m gonna guess you’re both.

[landon-pce]

Nah, I'm neither. I just like sex. That's not a crime is it?

[jfcrena]

Nope. Guess you’re gonna have to go find someone else.

[landon-pce]

Damn. So, you've got a boyfriend, or are you just turning me down for the fun of it?

[fyeahitsgemma-deactivated201404]

Wow, cocky much?

[landon-pce]

I think confident could describe it even more.

[jfcrena]

Well that’s nice to know.

[landon-pce]

I wouldn't guess you're available to help me out, right?

[jfc-hayley-deactivated20140720]

I’m pretty sure a guy like you could score a hot chick easily. You’d just have to walk across the beach and girls would pretty much throw themselves at you.

[landon-pce]

Yeah, I'm looking for something a bit more serious than a one night fling.

No no, I think I'll head down to the bar and find someone.

[fyeahitsgemma-deactivated201404]

Easy, go to the bar or the beach. Here’s a tip, be shirtless. Girls will be all over you.

[landon-pce]

Ah, I don't doubt that. Though it helps that I look like Liam - though the look works better on me.

[brooklyn-fck]

Do you want a glass of water? You seem a bit thirsty.

[landon-pce]

Ouch. Someone's feisty.

[landon-pce]

Damn, it sure has been awhile since I've been laid.

[glamour-glitter-gold]

[lindseymorqan]