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𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐘𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐒 𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐍 𝐁𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐃. 𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐔𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐁𝐋𝐄 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐇𝐔𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐒. 𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐅𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐈𝐒 𝐀 𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐆𝐈𝐅𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐈𝐒𝐓. 𝐘𝐄𝐒, 𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑. 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐈 𝐒𝐀𝐈𝐃…𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄.
𝙸𝙽𝙳𝙴𝙿𝙴𝙽𝙳𝙴𝙽𝚃 𝙳𝙴𝙿𝚄𝚃𝚈 𝙰𝙶𝙴𝙽𝚃 𝚁𝚈𝙰𝙽 𝙲𝙻𝙰𝚁𝙺𝙴 𝙵𝚁𝙾𝙼 𝙲𝚆'𝚂 𝙻𝙴𝙶𝙰𝙲𝙸𝙴𝚂.
ZOMBIELAND ( 2009. ) SENTENCE STARTERS.
❛ my friends, this is now the united states of zombieland. ❜
❛ of course the first hot girl in a thousand miles shows up, makes me feel like an idiot, steals my double-barrel, and then says i’m the one that can’t be trusted. ❜
❛ you wanna feel how hard i can punch? ❜
❛ it’s just there’s zombies everywhere ━ i think the least of my worries is seat belts. ❜
❛ i mean, do what you want to a man, but do not fuck with his cadillac. ❜
❛ oh my god, i can’t believe i shot bill murray ! ❜
❛ i avoided people like they were zombies even before they were zombies. ❜
❛ i may seem like an unlikely survivor, with all my phobias and irritable-bowl syndrome, but i had the advantage of never having any friends or any close family. ❜
❛ who’s gandhi? ❜
❛ rule number one for surviving zombieland: cardio. ❜
❛ you are like a giant cock-blocking robot, like developed in a secret fucking government lab ! ❜
❛ gotta’ enjoy the little things. ❜
❛ remember mad cow disease? well mad cow, became mad person, became mad zombie. ❜
❛ better you make the mistake of trusting us, than us make the mistake of trusting you. ❜
❛ it’s amazing how quickly things can go from bad to total shitstorm. ❜
❛ one more clean shot to the head and this lady could have avoided becoming a human happy meal. ❜
❛ you’re a peppy little spit-fuck, aren’t ‘ya? ❜
❛ my mama always told me someday i’d be good at something, who woulda’ guessed that something would be zombie-killing. ❜
❛ she’s only famous when she’s hannah montana ━ when she’s wearing the wig ! ❜
❛ i can tell already you are gonna get on my nerves. ❜
❛ if it makes him happy and keeps him from using that crowbar on me, then i say ‘ hey, go ape shit ’.❜
❛ i survive because i play it safe and follow the rules ━ my rules. ❜
❛ is that how you say hello where you come from? ❜
❛ if the girls in your neighborhood are now fucked-up little monsters, well maybe it’s time to stop driving carpool. ❜
❛ he sets the standard for not-to-be-fucked-with. ❜
❛ stop ━ no names ━ keeps us from getting too familiar. ❜
❛ you know they say ‘ he who seeks revenge should remember to dig two graves ’. ❜
❛ it would be nice to see a familiar face, or any face that doesn’t have blood dripping from its lips and flesh between its teeth. ❜
❛ you got taken hostage by a twelve year old? ❜
❛ the thing i fear more than anything, yes, even more than zombies ━ fucking clowns. ❜
❛ see, you just can’t trust anyone ━ the first time i let a girl into my life and she tries to eat me. ❜
❛ what can i say? i have a case of, uh, chronic anxiety. ❜
❛ another rule to surviving zombieland: travel light, and i don’t mean just luggage. ❜
❛ thank god for rednecks ! ❜
❛ in those moments when you’re not sure the undead are really ‘dead’ dead, don’t get all stingy with your bullets. ❜
❛ oh, which reminds me, i never had headaches like this till your ass came on board. ❜
❛ it’s amazing how far you can get with some costume jewelry and a cutthroat attitude. ❜
❛ someones ear is in danger of having hair brushed over it. ❜
❛ i don’t usually unlock my door to the sounds of panic, but my neighbor is insanely hot. ❜
❛ i’m not great at farewells so ━ that’ll do pig. ❜
❛ you know, i may not shoot you, but you still have royally pissed me off. ❜
❛ you should be scared, a homeless man just tried to eat you. ❜
❛ see, i told you we should have gone to russell crowe’s ━ nobody listens to me ! ❜
❛ that’s the worst goodbye I’ve ever heard, and you stole it from a movie. ❜
❛ pride ━ no where. dignity ━ long gone. virginity ━ totally justifiable to speculate on. ❜
❛ when you’re afraid of everything that is out there, you quit going out there. ❜
❛ all i could think of was ‘ what are the odds? another marriageable woman to bring home to the folks.’ ❜
❛ i’m not easy to get along with, and i’m sensing you’re a bit of a bitch. ❜
❛ we were all orphans in zombieland. ❜
❛ time to nut up or shut up. ❜
“Blood type: loyalty”
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i don’t know how to ask for help i disappear and come back when i’m good
OPEN STARTER for anyone. I’m usually super selective with Landon but I need to get my muse for him back so throw anything at him.
“Oh, you want me to what? Nope, no way. I’m just here for moral support.”
with the best of intentions, landon relies on deception as a defense mechanism to protect himself and those he cares about most independent, private, highly selective landon kirby from cw’s legacies | written by kt
ICYMI!!
i broke my laptop (and a whole series of unfortunate events) but i’ll be bringing my lizzie, josie and landon back as soon as i get a new computer. on the plus side, an Angel™ offered to make base icons for me ❤️ slide into my dms to scream about legacies or ask for my discord if we’ve talked before ooc!!
“The thing I think he likes about the school is that, it’s safe. It’s a place where he feels he can spend time with Hope, and be with Rafael. He can find something there that will except him.” - (x)
Legacies - Hope x Landon - 1x01 This Is the Part Where You Run
You are a really nice person, Hope Mikaelson. This is the part where you run.
Yeah, I know.
“I was dying to hear someone say That I didn’t need to try so hard to be perfect, That I was enough and it was okay”
— Kuffr (via kuffr)
Could you please reblog this if it is okay to ask you straight up if you want to ship?
Send “UNF” to pin my muse against the wall with DESIRE
Send “UGH” to pin my muse against the wall from FURY
Send “DONT” to pin my muse against the wall to prevent them from LEAVING
Send “OOF” to pin my muse against the wall by ACCIDENT
Send “HA” to pin my muse against the wall as a JOKE
Send “NO” to pin my muse against the wall to PROTECT THEM
Send “LISTEN” to hug my muse against the wall to let them know they LOVE THEM
Send“AH”to pin my muse against the wall but letting a RANDOMIZER choose
Noah Centineo // BRYANT | 📸
&& despite it all…
{ I SURVIVED. }
{ I SURVIVED. }
{ I SURVIVED. }
PUT MORE EFFORT INTO INTERACTING WITH FEMALE MUSES THAN YOU DO MALE MUSES . y’all get real turned off by female muses and it’s ugly as shit . females are just as interesting and in depth than male muses . y’all only like male muses to ship with and for the actor or to fetishize some mlm fantasy and it’s nasty . y’all also sleep on women of color muses and that’s just as weak because they don’t match your beauty standards. female muses can be diverse , they can be cry babies , women of power , villains , lovers , mothers or seeking redemption , they can be a mess , well put together , monsters and much more . stop sleeping on female muses and don’t be out here preachin you care about female muses when all you do is throw your female muse at all the male muses you can find , like that’s some fake news. FEMALE MUSES SHOULD BE EQUAL TO HOW YOU TREAT MALE MUSES . and y’all , be diverse with your girls , i’m tired of seeing some plain shit or these popular white faces , do your research and be diverse and think outside the box . women of color muses receive more hate and are ignored the most and it’s ugly . y’all only like women of color when they are light skinned , really popular right now or for woke points . STOP DISSING FEMALE MUSES , STOP DISSING WOMEN OF COLOR MUSES
