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21 | Dragon | INTP | Wesleyan->RACC

[darkfate7]

Everyday is leg day when you’re running from your problems

[reginaldqueribundus]

this is the funniest headline I’ve ever seen

[imaginasi0n]

“We’re so tired.”

[redgrove]

yes wilbur i am actually VERY positive i want to leave this island because bees are actually swarming around my head right now and you’re the only one who can save me so please get us the fuck out of here

[everythingstarstuff]

Art by Josh Newton

[apricotshark]

b99week - day two - favourite cold open

only the best and most infamous scene in the entire show

[marvellestark]

The dead sea is less salty 😂😂

[melodystardust]

“He’s just a kid, he can fall over”

iM WHEEZING

[tddkart]

What Isabelle has been doing while waiting for you to upgrade resident services.

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@drukhari

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[whitepeopletwitter]

[captainschmoe]

[todd--chavez]

Professor Horseman

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ceremonial]

Robert Pattinson in Bel Ami (2012) / The Lighthouse (2019)

[spencersbitch]

Robert Pattinson in Twilight (2008)

[keptins-log]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hollowtones]

Absolutely enamoured by the idea of a real life person seeing like, a hunting dog or a pack mule, or a farm animal or something, and referring to it as “mysterious creature.”

[archosaur-automaton]

[walking Route 12, sees a swarm of Magikarp, begins shaking] oh god, oh fuck, what....what ARE you...

[tharook]

Well there’s only, like, 6 people studying pokémon in a given region.

[hollowtones]

there’s about two people in my area studying animal biology but that doesn’t make me think birds are some kind of anomaly

[drtanner]

[just-shower-thoughts]

I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

[advanced-procrastination]

Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed

[brunhiddensmusings]

good news!

[thespoonmissioner]

[arielsfunblr]

Parks and Rec got Men’s Rights Activists exactly right and it was perfect.

[ruinedchildhood]

[sunshine-tattoo]

she’s that perfect combination of extremely judgemental and supportive

[hummingirls]

“god you fucking dumbass hope you feel better soon bud”

[flagellant]

“Po from Kung Fu Panda is a himbo,” I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“They’re right,” they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 5rd row stands: Jack Black himself

[lilaccatholic]

5rd

[the-tumblest-jacob-deactivated2]

we all know Jack Black is not limited by our simple universe