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This baby was…certainly a baby. Briscoe expected to despise having it around. The size of a small sack of flour, it wiggled and cooed and drooled and patted. But was simply so… helpless that Briscoe felt a twinge of pity mix with the glaring disbelief that some delusional woman thought it could be entrusted to Uriah Vargas, of all people. Uriah could barely wrangle the heist crew into shape, but even Briscoe had to admit that he supplemented his leadership skills with his ability to lie and to connive. He knew better than to trust anything that exited Uriah’s mouth that didn’t have to do with heists or, generally, money. But Briscoe far from trusted Uriah’s judgment. Point: it was his bright idea that Lou and Briscoe were paired for this mission. And he loaded them with his own child, because of course Uriah would use them as impromptu babysitters.
Lou and Briscoe, who couldn’t stand each other, caring for a child. Funny.
Briscoe shifted the baby in his arms, holding it tighter to his chest with one arm and supporting its head with the opposite hand, to glare at Lou. For emphasis, he had taken a side step to be further out of her reach. The baby blew a raspberry in his face and Briscoe’s permanent scowl deepened. “No. She likes this.”
A part of Lou felt warmth for the child, reminding her of her brother when he was that small. She remembers holding him in her arms for the first time and all of the other times after that. Maybe if she was more noble, more of a hero, she’d be motivated to help the baby find a better home. Lou knew herself and wouldn’t allow herself to get drawn into whatever trouble would come with looking after her. She was Uriah’s responsibility, but Lou wasn’t sure how much he cared for the baby since he thought Briscoe would be one of the people suited to take care of her. -Admittedly, he wasn’t the worst. He was able to calm her down when she was getting fussy when Lou couldn’t. It was something she insisted was dumb luck.
If they weren’t supposed to be laying low in that moment Lou would have hit Briscoe, probably, not that it took much for her to feel the urge to. It would be easier if he wasn’t so adamant on going against literally everything she said (not that she was much better to him). She’s about to comment when the baby begins to whine, most likely out of hunger or because she needed a diaper change, nevertheless Lou crosses her arms. “What now, baby expert?”



















