Tony Hawk is like fucking Perry the Platypus because if I saw him without a skateboard I'd be like "A man" and the second he picks up a skateboard I'd be like "TONY HAWK?!?!?!?!?!"
This basically sums up all his tweets

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Tony Hawk is like fucking Perry the Platypus because if I saw him without a skateboard I'd be like "A man" and the second he picks up a skateboard I'd be like "TONY HAWK?!?!?!?!?!"
This basically sums up all his tweets
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Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.
I'm trying to prove something.
Reblog if your blog is a safe place for asexuals.
Reblog if you support aromantic and asexual as legitimate identities.
Reblog if you support all aspec identities.
i just want a boy to like me
no not that one
I was walking around my neighborhood and saw a bunch of police surrounding a small house for a drug bust. As I got closer, I heard the policemen barking aggressively, so naturally I was like, wtf??? And one of them caught my eye and said, āOh, weāre trying to scare them out of there,ā and minutes later a bunch of furries came out the house whimpering and shit.
please sign your posts with your url i refuse to be continuously terrified of humanity by them
hey sorry for not replying i didnt want to
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My school created a God.
I am a student at an art university.
There is an infamous building on our campus, calledĀ āMontgomery Houseā or more commonly,Ā āMonty.ā Monty is the building for animation, game design, special effects, sound design, and basically everything that requires highly powerful, highly specialized computers and software. The building is infamous for a couple of reasons. Itās located pretty far away from any other building, for one. The building itself used to be a coffin factory, no joke. Ā Another is the building has no windows. None. There are also no clocks anywhere. Once you enter Monty, you are completely separated from the flow of time and the light of day. Ā Probably the reason Monty is most known though is because students in theĀ āmonty majorsā have to spend a lot of time there. A lot. It is not uncommon for somebody to spend more than a few days exclusively within the sunless, dark walls of Monty. If you go to the building, it is not surprising to see students sleeping on the floor, on the few chairs available, on the computers. Some bring sleeping bags and rations. Some just forgo sleep, buy espresso shots and work. The entire building just smells of coffee and sweat. It really seems like an exageration, but its not hyperbole.Ā
Why I bring this up is because of something thatās started recenetly. Inside the building, the school has hung up artwork on the walls from other majors as is typical on campus. One of the artworks was a self-portrait painting of a man with long, scraggly brown hair and a full beard looking pensively off into the distance. The painting became known asĀ āMonty Jesus.ā
Students, in their desperation for their files to render, or the computers to work, began to offer prayers to Monty Jesus. Soon, they began writing their prayers and taping them next to the painting. The wall is now covered, completly plastered, in prayers to Monty Jesus for things likeĀ āFix the wifiā andĀ ālet me live through finalsā and more simplyĀ āhelp me.ā Candles have been added. Literal candles are placed around Monty Jesus in hopes he will help them.
This is how religions are born. Monty Jesus is considered aĀ ājokeā, but people at Monty still holdā¦. quite a lot of superstitious faith in the concept. There is even talk of aĀ āMonty Satanā that creates software failures. It might be in jest, but these students really are hoping for some force to help them. And theyāve given it a name, an image, and respect. Ā Monty Jesus is real, and Iām sure of it. The desperate students have created their own spirit and their own form of worship, out of need.
Religion, spirituality, didnāt stop being relevant. It didnāt stop being something people need and want, and have the desire to create. Itās still happening, and it always will as long as their are people. Ā The spirit of creation, new deities and new worship, is alive and well today and should not be ignored simply because it isĀ ānewā orĀ āa joke.ā
Monty Jesus is Real and Strong and Our Friend
SCAD is such a weird and magical place.
As soon as I sawĀ āMontyā I knew this was about my school
I go to this school and I can confirm he is real. Another weird happening that occurred in the dorm adjacent to Monty is the smashed fly incident. Basically, someone smashed a fly on the stairway wall in the dorm and, because no janitor in this building ever bothers to thoroughly clean the place, the fly stayed there for a good few weeks. Eventually, one of the students wroteĀ āARTā next to the fly with a sharpie, and a few days after that, someone made a tiny frame and name tag to accompany the art piece
Eventually some fool took this beautiful art piece down, and someone wrote a goddamn article about it in our school newspaper
which prompted several students to erect a mini shrine on the stairwell in honor of the smashed fly. Art school is truly a magical place.
Your school is a microcosm of how human culture develops, incredible.
sjsfjh imagine if tumblr had memories like facebook doesĀ
one year ago today you posted: āi wish i could fucking eat dirt like a worm"
My boyfriend is trying to explain cricket to me again. āHeās only got two balls to make 48 runsā, he says. The camera focuses on a man. Underneath him it says LEFT ARM FAST MEDIUM. A ball flies into the stands and presumably fractures someoneās skull. āThereās a free sixā, my boyfriend says. 348 SIXES says the screen. A child in the audience waves a sign referencing Weet-Bix
The first time he showed me this I assumed he was pranking me
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My brother to his boyfriend: where are you going?
Boyfriend: well, IāM going SHOPPING. Iām gonna go buy MYSELF something for my birthday since YOU didnāt.
Brother: I told you, I got you a gift but it wonāt be ready till Friday
Boyfriend : mhm, okay, sure
Me, knowing full well my brother got him an engagement ring and itās getting sized and will be ready on Friday:
To answer all your burning questionsā¦ā¦he said yes!!
HE SAID YES!!!!!
HE SAID YES!!!
HE SAID YES
HE SAID YES!!!!!
Women Stay Winning!!!
trying to exceed the 5000 word requirement like
Captain Marvel (2019)Ā insp.
Is this what they wanted?
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