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cardio (recom!Miles Quaritch x fem!Reader)
Reader: she/her (fem!Reader)
/NSFW Miles Quaritch x Reader/
Summary: Colonel Quaritch needs to get off some steam, and he knows exactly who could help him with that.
A/N: I'm alive and I'm horny for this alien... I know he's a terrible person and I DON'T support his actions but hey, it's fiction and I can pretend he did nothing wrong, right? Anyway, took me DAYS to write this and I hope you like it! Reblogs are always appreciated!
Tags: smut, mdni, age gap (reader's obviously an adult), Quaritch being Quaritch, but probably ooc ngl, oral sex (f receiving), piv sex (yes I know), unprotected sex, petnames (kid, sweetheart), degradation and praise, dacryphilia, daddy kink, big size difference (human x na'vi), belly bulge, casual sex.
Word Count: 5k
Imagine being a brat with Miles Quaritch, no no, imagine trying to be a brat with Miles Quaritch. 🫵
(The tags are the warnings)
“W-wait, wait! Your G’nna— Eek!! Break! M-My uterus!” You cried out, the merciless pounding being more than your poor pussy could ever take, stretching your walls out with a stinging sensation.
“Great! I’ll break it!” He grinned wickedly, gripping your hips harder as he slammed his hips into you from behind. Another slew of sinful noises erupted from your plush, gaping lips as he drove himself deeper and deeper with every single thrust. His hand slid down the prominent arch of your back, your ass swinging high in the air as he pushed down on the dip of your back with a firm grip.
“Fuckin’ take it.” He spat with a sudden harshness to his voice, making butterflies flutter endlessly in your stomach.
And fuck was he fucking you good. You tried to protest, but every time you tried to say anything, it just ended up with you babbling endlessly, how you're just so sorry.
“M—Miles!! Hah - Shit, I— I’m sorry!! Eek! Please! Oh, fuck—”
“Oh, poor baby.” Miles pouted with mock sympathy, his hips never faltering.
“C’mon, be a good girl and just take the punishment.”
You whimpered as your head flopped forward onto the pillow beneath you, your body jolting with every strong thrust.
There was no way to escape this.
You had been at it for hours. Your body exhausted, thighs red and pussy leaking from the force of Miles hips. Your voice hoarse as you still attempted to beg him,
“M—Miles,” your voice croaked with a crack,
“Please!” Tears streamed down your face for the umpteenth time that night, your sobs landing on deaf ears.
“Nah.”
Your face drained of all color, your body fully slumping forwards as your shaky legs finally gave out. Miles quickly slid his arm around your waist, pulling your hips back up,
“S’ ok baby, I gotcha’. Don’ worry.”
Next time, you were gonna keep your fuckin mouth shut.
Quaritch is a caring Dom
Some smutty musings about my headcanon that Colonel Miles Quaritch is a dom, not a sub. More specifically, a caring dom.
Quaritch would be a man of few words in bed, but when he’d talk to you, he’d speak slowly. Languidly. His orders would be like honey, sweet and delicious, impossible for you to resist.
He’d call you Doll. Sugar. Baby.
All the sweet, sweet stuff.
On your knees, doll.
He’s a man who knows exactly what he wants and isn’t afraid to go get it. He’s somewhat like a God around Bridgehead- the Colonel Miles Quaritch- and he knows it. He’ll be damned if he doesn’t get exactly what he wants, and that includes you on the corner of his desk while his fingers are stuffed in your mouth.
Shhh, baby. Quiet.
His presence in itself is impossible to ignore. He looms over you, tall, strong and dominant. Commanding. Demanding.
Maybe I should teach you a lesson.
His cock is long and it strokes all the good spots deep inside you. He’s learnt your limits and loves to push you right on the edge. He’s controlled. Calculated.
He especially loves to watch you come.
Such a pretty face.
If it gets too much, all you need is to tell him stop and he’ll immediately bring it all to a halt.
It’s alright, it’s alright. Deep breaths baby. You good?
But don’t you worry, because after having his way with you he’ll made sure to take care of you. He’d caress you gently, pressing you against his chest as his fingertips smooth over the marks left behind of your lovemaking. He’d clean you up, kiss you gently on your forehead and whisper sweet nothings into your ear as you drift into sleep.
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ik he fucks nastyyy. toe curling, drooling, fucking-you-dumb in both forms
Jude bellingham nsfw alphabet
IN WHERE: jude nsfw alphabet
THIS ONE SHOT IS: fem!reader x jude bellingham
note: i don't speak english, only spanish n a little portuguese. any errors are the translator's fault.
w: so much smut
request open
A = Aftercare
After sex, Jude helps you clean up and then cuddles with you in bed. He strokes your back, kisses your forehead, whispers “you did amazing”, and runs his fingers through your hair until you fall asleep.
B = Body part
He’s obsessed with your thighs. Completely addicted to how they tremble when he’s eating you out or how you squeeze his head with them. He also bites them, leaves marks, and loves watching his fingers sink into that soft part of you.
C = Cum
He loves finishing inside. Nothing drives him crazier than feeling you clench around him when he cums. But if he can’t, his second favorite spot is your stomach or your tits.
D = Dirty Secret
Jude doesn’t keep secrets — he’s a freak. He likes telling you everything and doing everything to you.
E = Experience
He’s got experience, but with you, he’s really let go. He lets you explore, suggest, play. You can tell he knows what he’s doing, but what makes him so good is how much he enjoys watching you fall apart.
F = Favorite Position
Face to face, with your legs wrapped around his waist. He wants to see you, hear you, have you close.
G = Goofy
Not much during sex, but before and after he’s all cuddly and sweet. Laughs at how nervous you get, cracks dumb jokes to relax you, and sometimes grabs you from behind in the kitchen saying, “mmm, you smell so good… should I fuck you here or on the couch?”
H = Hair
He likes to keep it clean, but natural. No fully shaved look — just trimmed and neat enough to feel good.
I = Intimacy
Very intense. Slow, fast, rough, gentle — however you need it, Jude will give it to you.
J = Jack off
He does it when he hasn’t seen you in days… and he always thinks of you. Your videos, your voice notes, even your texts.
K = Kink
He’s got a control kink. Loves dominating, but never in a rude way, he guides you, orders you, makes you talk. Jude loves hearing dirty things from you, so when you can speak, he’s hooked.
L = Location
He’s obsessed with the couch. Something about having you naked in the middle of the living room, fully exposed, drives him mad. But he’s also into forbidden places: hotel bathrooms, the backseat of a car with tinted windows, even a fitting room.
M = Motivation
He gets off on pleasing you, so when you’re stressed, it turns him on. If he sees you frustrated, his first instinct is to make you forget everything. Hearing you moan after a bad day is his reward.
N = No
He’s not into humiliation or pain. He never wants to see you cry — unless it’s from pleasure. And he would never touch you without consent, especially not if you’re drunk or out of it.
O = Oral
He loves receiving, but going down on you drives him insane. Loves seeing you on your knees, looking up at him with your mouth full. The way you tie your hair back, how you tease with slow licks or take it all to make him moan. He bites his lip while watching, sometimes guiding your head gently with his hand.
If he had to choose, though, he prefers receiving. Nothing turns him on more than your wet, desperate mouth around him. He loves cumming on your tongue, watching you swallow, seeing you wipe the corner of your mouth and ask, “did you like that?” like you don’t know the power you have.
P = Pace
He starts slow, then picks up the speed and gets rough. If you’re on top, he lets you ride at your pace… until he gets impatient and takes over.
Q = Quickie
Yes — and he loves them. Before events, in party bathrooms, when you show up for a visit. He pushes you against the wall, lifts your skirt or pulls your pants down, and doesn’t even undress fully. They’re fast, dirty, desperate.
R = Risk
Very down for it. Gets turned on by risky places, semi-public sex (without being seen, but close). Loves playing with the danger of getting caught, how fast it has to be, how you don’t even have time to think.
S = Stamina
He’s got too much energy. Can go one, two, three rounds — especially if you’re still needy. Sometimes he lets you rest while he keeps touching you until you’re ready for more.
T = Toys
He doesn’t need them, but if you want to use one, he’s in. He’s used vibrators and soft restraints with you — but he’s always the one holding the controls.
U = Unfair
Such a tease sometimes. Loves making you beg, edging you, stopping right when you’re about to come. “Are you ready yet?” “No, not yet… just hold on a little longer…” And he smirks at how desperate you get.
V = Volume
Low moans, but deep. Says your name, growls through his teeth when he cums, sometimes whispers rough things in your ear while thrusting deeper. He’s quieter during quickies, but in long sessions? He doesn’t hold back.
W = Wild Card
One time, right after a fight. Nothing serious, just that tense silence after an argument. You were in the kitchen ignoring him, and he walked up, pushed you against the counter, pulled your panties down, and fucked you right there. No words, just rough, needy sex until neither of you remembered what the fight was about.
X = X-ray
He’s packing and he knows how to use it.
Y = Yearning
He can control himself, he’s not always horny… but if it’s you? He’s always ready in seconds.
Z = Zzz
After sex and after helping you clean up, he waits for you to fall asleep first and then finally lets himself rest.
© justageekk, 2025.
holy fucking shit the wild card has me drooling
Baby in the stadium
warning: none
characters: jude x mom!reader
summary: when to surprise Jude you take your little daughter for the first time in a game
may contain spelling and translation errors!
santa baby
summary: you have an extra special gift for jude this christmas
pairing: jude bellingham x fem!reader
word count: 1.4k
warnings: 18+, hints of brothers bsf!jude, grinding, mentions of sex
notes: i Need him!!! you can find my masterlist here. i might make a second part to this
i’m going FUCKING FERAL
santa baby
summary: you have an extra special gift for jude this christmas
pairing: jude bellingham x fem!reader
word count: 1.4k
warnings: 18+, hints of brothers bsf!jude, grinding, mentions of sex
notes: i Need him!!! you can find my masterlist here. i might make a second part to this
THEY'RE BOTH HOMEWRECKERS... FOR EACH OTHER? 001
jude bellingham x wolff!reader
summary: jude reveals in an interview that he has a crush on model y/n wolff, and now has the entire f1 grid coming after him.
extra information:
fc: rashan mh
justyn
liked by judebellingham, dualipa and 589,325 others in italy for the gp 🏎️ 🇮🇹 !! view comments
gigihadid i miss u alreadyy ➥ justyn i’ll be back soonnnn sabrinacarpenter so pretty !! ➥ justyn says u user09 whats jude doing in the likes ➥ user08 he said he had a crush on her in his latest interview 😭 susiewolff komm bald nach hause, dein vater macht uns verrückt ➥ justyn 😭 hearts4yn jude back off judebellingham 😻 liked by creator ➥ alexalbon nah thats crazy user45 why does bro get everything charlesleclerc who is jude ➥ lewishamilton fr ➥ carlossainz no way ➥ justyn ...
judebellingham
liked by justyn, jobebellingham and 608,382 others italy 😎 view comments
user09 jude soft launching was not on my 2024 bingo card judeloml NOOOO HE HAS A GF georgerussell if he has a gf why is he coming after yn ➥ just.yn george... bukayosaka editing skills go crazy jobebellingham ur not slick justyn 😍 ➥ rbrmylove nah yn he has a gf ➥ user65 shes such a homewrecker sabrinacarpenter oh! ➥ judebellingham stop bullying me 😓 gracieabrams no way she took u over me carmenmundt ship! alexanderasaintmleux cuties ➥ charlesleclerc alex you know about this user45 why is the whole grid and their mothers in jude's comments?? ➥ averagejudelover my concerns exactly katiekane tell her i wanna see her ➥ judebellingham will do
justyn
liked by meganpickford, anokyai and 928,728 others to summarise: me looking at him, me wondering why my dad's yelling so much, me hiding him from everyone view comments
alexanderasaintmleux come by sometime with him! ➥ justyn gimme a time and place lilymhe tell him i was here first ➥ justyn if u tell alex that first ➥ alexalbon YOU MET HER COS OF ME? oscarpiastri i wonder who that is ➥ georgerussell WHAT DO YOU KNOW ➥ lewishamilton oscar... ➥ carlossainz oscar jack piastri ➥ charlesleclerc we wont hurt him ➥ fernandoalonso just tell us ➥ totowolff OSCAR TELL ME RIGHT NOW susiewolff pretty baby ➥ justyn love you maman sabrinacarpenter holy moly ➥ justyn me to u carmenmundt wowowo ➥ justyn says you paigemilian whens the wedding ➥ justyn whenever u want bby ➥ raheemstirling YOURE LITERALLY ENGAGED TO ME?
justyn
liked by jobebellingham, susiewolff and 739,542 others middle pic is my dad when he realises im soft launching 🤐 view comments
landonorris stop being horny on main ➥ georgerussell what ➥ lewishamilton ^ ➥ charlesleclerc ^ ➥ alexalbon ^ ➥ yukitsunoda ^ ➥ carlossainz ^ ➥ maxverstappen ^ user09 ok theyre actually kinda cute alexanderasaintmleux scared for him when they find out ➥ justyn same 😭 sabrinacarpenter that should be me victoriabeckham tell your mum i said hi ➥ justyn will do 🫡 lilymhe hes gonna get even more beat up now 😭 ➥ justyn oopsies ynmylove if theyre this cute how am i meant to be mad
footballwagsofficial
liked by oscarpiastri, jobebellingham and 597,482 others two new photos of jude bellingham and yn wolff have been leaked providing further proof for yn to be the unknown wag on katiekane 's instagram page. the pair have been soft launching partners since early march, with photos that look a lot like each other. they were seen together after todays grand prix in imola in a small restaurant. view comments
georgerussell theres no way totowolff what. lewishamilton oh maxverstappen well yn is done for alexalbon what the hell ➥ alexalbon lowk scared for jude tho rbrmylove it looks like the grid didn't know either 😭 ➥ oscarpiastri erm actually 🤓 ➥ logansargeant we did ➥ landonorris ^ ➥ charlesleclerc NO WAY YN TRUSTED U GUYS
judebellingham
liked by justyn, susiewolff and 832,684 others my girl justyn view comments
justyn I LOVE YOUU ➥ judebellingham ME TOO alexalbon THERES NO WAY A WAG PAGE FOUND OUT BEFORE ME ➥ jobebellingham what im saying ➥ maxverstappen fr ➥ georgerussell tryna figure that out ➥ lewishamilton no cos what ➥ charlesleclerc i cant believe it ➥ carlossainz like ➥ oscarpiastri cant relate ➥ logansargeant same ➥ landonorris yn just doesn't trust you susiewolff you both are so cute liked by creator sabrinacarpenter give her backk ➥ judebellingham no tyla tell ur gf i want her ➥ judebellingham what no ➥ justyn I WANT YOU TOO
justyn
liked by judebellingham, denisebellingham and 890,399 others my boy judebellingham view comments
judebellingham i love you pretty girl ➥ justyn i love you too pretty boy denisebellingham now we can have family dinners ➥ susiewolff finally! totowolff i'm not mad ➥ justyn really papa? ➥ totowolff i just wished you had told me ➥ justyn i thought you would overreact like you did with jake ➥ judebellingham hold up whos jake oscarpiastri feels so good not to lie anymore ➥ justyn blah blah sabrinacarpenter come back to meee ➥ justyn bet gracieabrams leave him. ➥ justyn ok! dualipa cuties victoriabeckham favourite couple paigemilian adorable alexanderasaintmleux 💗 lilymhe nooooooooo ➥ lilymhe im kidding you guys are so cute
a/n saw someone say they love the jude x f1 crossovers so i did another one lemme know if u like
If I finish a TV series or movie, and I don't come to Tumblr to read the fan-fiction, I have officially lost my will to live.
In the kitchen-Jude Bellingham
Wearning: +18,smut
The kitchen is filled with the inviting aroma of the sauce simmering gently on the stove. You move around the counters, focused on finishing dinner for Jude, wanting to surprise him after his long day of training.
You’re so engrossed in chopping fresh basil that you don’t hear him come in. Suddenly, you feel a pair of strong arms wrap around your waist, and the warmth of his body presses against you. Before you can turn or say anything, his warm breath brushes against your neck, sending a shiver down your spine.
“Babe, I’m cooking…” you whisper with a soft laugh, trying to focus.
But he doesn’t stop. He places a gentle kiss on your neck, and a smile creeps onto your face as your eyes flutter shut for a moment.
“Jude!” you protest playfully, even though your heart is racing. “Dinner’s going to burn if you don’t let me finish.”
He chuckles softly, and you can feel the grin on his lips. “If it burns, we’ll order something. But right now, I need you.”
You turn slowly in his arms, meeting his bright, mischievous eyes. “You’re impossible, you know that?” you say with a smile.
“Only because you make me this way,” he murmurs, leaning in to steal a kiss, this time on your lips.
You smile and feel Jude's hands lifting your little dress that you wear around the house and you smile. “Jude” you murmur in amusement.
He grins mischievously as his hands move underneath the fabric, fingers tracing the curves of your body, making your heart pound against your ribcage.“I can’t help it," he says huskily. "Not when you look so damn tempting, babe."
You look at him amused as Jude smiles nibbling your neck while caressing your ass. “Turn off the stove,” he whispers next to your neck. You let out a little gasp as his lips find your neck, enjoying the feeling of his teeth against your skin. As his hands roam and roam over your body, you nod dazedly.
You reach out blindly behind you and turn off the heat, your body practically melting under his touch.“Satisfied?” you murmur, trying to catch your breath.
Jude smiles and drags you over to the kitchen table bending you over giving a nice view of your ass giving you a slap. “Yes, now yes” he murmurs playing with your black thong. You gasp as he pushes you forward onto the kitchen table, hands gripping the edge. Your core tightens as his eyes roam over your body, especially your ass, which is now exposed beneath your little black thong.
“J-Jude” you try to say. You bite your lip in anticipation as his fingers trail along the edge of your panties, teasing you. His hands are warm and strong, and you can feel the heat radiating off him as he stands behind you.“You know what I want, babe,” he murmurs, his voice low and throaty. "And I know you want it too."
Jude pulls down his sweatpants and boxers and then slowly pulls down your thong. You shiver as you feel his touch against your skin, the cold air of the kitchen on your bare flesh. His hands grasp your hips, pulling you back against him, and you can feel his hardness pressing against you.“Are you ready for me, baby?” he whispers, his lips close to your ear.
"Yes," you whisper back, your voice already shaky with desire. "Please, Jude.."He grins, his grip on your hips tightening for a moment. "That's what I like to hear."
Jude positions himself against your entrance, and you can feel him right there, ready to take you. "God, you're so wet for me," he murmurs.
He places his hands on your hips as he begins to move a little faster while kissing your neck. You moan softly as he starts moving, his lips against your neck and his hands gripping your hips tightly. Each movement feels like electricity, making your body hum with pleasure."Oh, god," you gasp, arching your back involuntarily.
Jude smiles slapping your ass and moving faster. “Such a good girl, you warm my cock up so good” Jude says praising you.
"Mm, keep talking like that," you breathe out, your voice a bit shaky.He laughs breathlessly, his breath hot against your skin. "Yeah? You like it when I talk dirty, baby? You like it when I tell you how good you feel around me? How much I want you right now?"
You nod, not trusting your voice at the moment. The friction of his movement, his words, it's all too much. You feel like you're going to combust. "Yes," you manage to gasp out.
His big cock went in and out of you quickly as he accompanied his thrusts with slaps on your ass, kisses on your neck and dirty words whispered in your ear.
You feel yourself getting lost in a sea of sensation, each one more intense than. You moan loudly throwing your hips back to get more from Jude. "so good baby".
He moans in response, his grip on your hips becoming almost bruising, but you barely notice. "Fuck, you feel perfect," he growls, his voice hoarse. "So tight, so wet... you're driving me crazy,babygirl” he murmurs, increasing his thrusts.
You arch your back in response, feeling the pleasure build within you, threatening to spill over. "J-Jude, I'm so close," you breathe out, your words slightly slurred.
"Come for me, baby," he whispers in your ear, his voice thick. His words, combined with the heat and pressure of his body against yours, make you come screaming. “Jude” you moaned his name as he continued to thrust into you.
You cry out as the waves of pleasure hit you, your body shaking hard. Jude with two more hard thrusts comes inside you while nibbling your neck leaving hickeys. You feel his body tense against yours as he reaches his own release, his teeth leaving marks on your skin. You're both panting, your bodies slick with sweat. He wraps his arms around you, holding you close as you both come down.
He pulls out of you and lifts up your boxers and tracksuit and adjusts your dress and thong. You whimper at the loss of contact and roll over in a sitting position as you hug Jude and bury your head in the crook of his neck. Your legs are still shaking.
Jude laughs softly, feeling you bury yourself against him. He runs his fingers gently over your hair, his touch soothing. "You always get so clingy after," he teases, amusement in his voice.
"Shut up," you say, your words muffled against his skin. "You're the one who just left some pretty big marks on my neck."
He grins unrepentantly. "What can I say? I like to claim what's mine." He lifts your head up and tilts your chin up, admiring the marks he left. "Besides, they look good on you."You roll your eyes, but you can't help the little shiver of pleasure that runs through you when he says that. Even now, after everything, he still has this power over you. "You're such a caveman, you know that?"
"And you love it," he replies, his eyes sparkling with mischief. "Admit it. You love it when I get all possessive." You scoff and look away, not wanting to give him the satisfaction of admitting that he's right. "Please. As if I could love anything about your caveman tendencies."
He laughs, pulling you closer. "You say that, but I know how you look at me when I take control. You love it when I manhandle you like this." His hands slide down your body, almost as if to prove his point, and you shiver involuntarily.
"That... that's not fair," you protest weakly, but your body betrays you. It's as if he's programmed to push all your buttons. "I'm supposed to be the sensible one in this relationship." "That... that's not fair," you protest weakly, but your body betrays you. It's as if he's programmed to push all your buttons. "I'm supposed to be the sensible one in this relationship."
"Sensible is overrated," he says with a smirk. "There's no fun in that." His hands wander down to your thighs, and he massages the skin there gently. "Besides, you love it when I take charge." You swallow hard, feeling your body respond to his touch. He's right, and you hate it. "I... I..." you start to protest, but your words trail off as his hands move upward, sliding slowly up your thighs.
"I what, babe? Use your words." He grins, clearly enjoying your struggle to find the right words. His fingers trace delicate patterns on your skin, moving closer to where you want him, but not quite getting there.
You huff and hide in his neck again. “Okay, you're right, I like it,” you murmur into his neck. He laughs triumphantly, obviously pleased with himself. "See, was that so hard to admit? You just need me to push you a bit." His hands are still running over your thighs, his touch both gentle and demanding.
could you write reader being an athlete or a model and jude kinda taken aback by her beauty and then slides into her dm’s and from there that’s where their relationship started?
SPONSORSHIP - ju. bellingham
inwhich! you take up a sponsorship with real madrid, knowing nothing about football, and jude bellingham dm’s you and four years later you’re telling the story on live television.
frannytalks! such a cute idea! i’m not sure if you all like longer or shorter fics. i always try to do it in between pleasex3 lmk what you enjoy!! don’t forget to join my taglist(s) here!
you’re my whole world - jude bellingham
(author note - this is actually based on me after my night out this weekend lmao. had inspiration 🤣)
it was nearly 2:12 am when the headlights of a black cab swept across the driveway of the bellingham house in the birmingham suburbs. inside, the house was quiet. mostly.
jude was still awake, sitting in the lounge in gray joggers and a white tee, phone abandoned, ears half-tuned to the front of the house. he knew the second she stepped out of that cab—he just knew.
and sure enough, thirty seconds later…
thud. clack. giggle.
the front door burst open like a gust of wind had kicked it, and y/n stumbled inside wearing a glittery black mini dress, heels dangling from one hand and her clutch in the other. her hair was tousled, lipstick smudged charmingly across one cheek.
she paused in the doorway, blinking at the ceiling as if she’d forgotten what houses looked like.
“juuuuuude,” she sang suddenly, voice echoing in the hall like she was performing a sold-out arena show. “baby. babe. babyyyy.”
jude stood up instantly, grinning. “jesus christ,” he muttered under his breath before jogging toward her.
y/n saw him and let out a squeal of pure joy, like a puppy spotting its owner after a week.
“there you are!” she cried, throwing her shoes into a random corner. “my perfect boy. my precious angel. my first and final love.”
he caught her as she stumbled into his chest, arms immediately wrapping around her waist. she nuzzled into him like she could melt into his skin.
“you smell like tequila and strawberry vape,” he muttered, kissing the top of her head.
“i smell like love,” she replied, pouting. “i missed you all night. i told every girl at the club that you were the most beautiful man ever made. like michelangelo couldn’t even—couldn’t even sculpt you.”
he laughed, brushing her hair back. “alright, shakespeare. let’s get you upstairs.”
“but wait,” she said, stepping back to cup his cheeks in both her hands, looking at him with wide, glassy eyes. “i love you so much. like… i don’t think you get it. it’s not normal love. it’s, like, feral forest creature love. i would walk barefoot across a thousand lego bricks for you.”
he blinked, amused and mildly horrified. “thanks? that’s… intense.”
y/n then began kissing his face. forehead. cheek. chin. nose. lips. “i wanna kiss every part of your perfect footballer face,” she mumbled. “even your eyelids. can i kiss your eyelids?”
“no,” he said, holding her wrists gently and laughing. “you can’t even stand up. you’ll fall into my eye socket.”
as he started leading her upstairs, the hallway light flicked on. denise appeared in her robe, her eyes adjusting to the sudden chaos.
“oh no,” she said immediately, looking at y/n’s messy makeup, smeared eyeliner, and wobbly gait. “has she been poured into a taxi again?”
y/n gasped, as if seeing denise for the first time. “mum!!” she cried, flinging herself into her arms. denise blinked, surprised, but smiled warmly and hugged her back.
“i’m not your mum, sweetheart.”
“you are when i’m drunk,” y/n sniffled, half-laughing, half-weeping. “you’re so soft. can i sleep in your arms?”
jude rubbed his face. “oh my god.”
“she’s a cuddle-drunk,” denise said knowingly. “right. kitchen. she needs toast.”
“nutella!” y/n shouted, already halfway in jude’s arms again. “please! nutella toast and a tiny spoon so i can scoop it off the crust. it tastes better that way.”
jude, half-carrying her, dragged her toward the stairs. she clung to him like a baby koala.
just as they reached the landing, a door opened. jobe, bleary-eyed in an oversized hoodie, blinked into the hallway. “what’s all the noise?”
y/n gasped like he was a disney prince. “jobe,” she cried, reaching her arms out like she was seeing him through a romantic slow-mo lens.
jude groaned. “here we go.”
y/n wriggled out of jude’s arms and launched herself at jobe in a clumsy hug.
“jobe, i need to tell you something,” she said, eyes wide and whispery. “you’re my favourite person in the whole entire world.”
jobe froze in place, eyes darting between y/n’s head on his chest and jude’s thundercloud expression just down the hall.
“…thank you?” jobe said awkwardly, patting her shoulder.
“i mean it,” she mumbled into his hoodie. “you’re so soft and quiet and sweet. if you were a pillow, you’d be one of the expensive ones from john lewis.”
jobe blinked. “you’re very… poetic when you’re drunk.”
“i love your face,” she sighed dramatically. “i love your soul.”
jude stepped forward, clearing his throat. “okay, i think she’s told everyone in this house she loves them except me.”
y/n turned to him, eyes shining. “you’re not everyone,” she said softly. “you’re my whole world.”
that shut jude up.
jobe gently handed her back, and y/n melted into jude’s arms again, immediately going limp with exhaustion. jude kissed her temple, holding her with a hand on the back of her head.
“i’m fine,” she whispered sleepily. “just need a nap. and a bowl of pasta. and nutella toast. and you to hold me forever. that’s all. not much.”
jude carried her back down the stairs as denise placed a plate of toast and a glass of water on the counter.
“eat this before she falls asleep on the kitchen floor again.”
“i did that one time,” y/n mumbled into jude’s shoulder. “it was a nice tile.”
mark wandered in now, rubbing his eyes. he took one look at the scene—jude balancing y/n like a sleepy sloth, jobe still confused in the hallway, denise calmly buttering toast—and burst out laughing.
“well this is bloody brilliant,” mark said. “she’s like a tornado wrapped in glitter and tequila.”
“she’s a menace,” jude muttered, adjusting her in his arms.
“she’s a delight,” denise corrected, placing the toast on y/n’s lap once jude had plopped her on the couch.
y/n, now snuggled in a hoodie far too big and wrapped in three blankets, reached for the toast with trembling fingers. “this is the best moment of my life,” she whispered dramatically. “jude. your family is… so warm. like fresh laundry.”
jobe, still leaning on the banister upstairs, smiled softly, watching her.
jude noticed. and glared. “she doesn’t need another cuddle from you.”
jobe raised his hands, amused. “mate, she just said i was a john lewis pillow. i’m going back to bed.”
eventually, once she’d eaten, and her kisses slowed to soft mumbles against jude’s cheek, y/n curled into his side on the couch, murmuring something unintelligible about soup and true love.
denise placed a gentle hand on her hair, brushing a lock from her face. “she’s gonna feel rough in the morning.”
jude held her tighter. “yeah. but she’s cute when she’s drunk.”
y/n stirred slightly, whispering sleepily, “still wanna kiss your eyelids.”
and with that, she drifted off, tangled in jude’s arms, makeup half-wiped, toast crumbs on her blanket, and a chaotic kind of peace settling over the bellingham house.
just one night
Jude bellingham x Fem!Reader
a/n: idk if the moodboard even matches the story but pls just pretend it does 😭 this entire thing came from me spiraling at 3am after watching too many jude edits on tiktok, enjoy <3
sy: the reader has always been the kind of girl who overthinks everything, until one impulsive night in madrid leads her straight to jude bellingham. she convinces herself it meant nothing and that she’ll never see him again… until she unexpectedly runs into him once more.
last night was complete insanity.
like the kind of night where you wake up the next morning staring at the ceiling, trying to understand the exact moment you decided to just… stop thinking.
because god, i never do this.
i never accept impulsive invitations, never kiss strangers at parties, definitely never act like there’s no tomorrow. but yesterday felt different. it was like the only thing running through my head was how i’ve spent my whole life holding back, collecting regrets instead of memories. and all i could think was: better to regret doing it than regret never trying at all.
i wanted one reckless night.
and then there was him.
okay, i knew exactly who he was the second we started talking. living in madrid makes it impossible not to. and he had this ridiculously pretty british accent, an arrogant smile, and dark eyes that looked at me like he’d known me for years. he laughed softly near my ear, held my waist like it belonged there, and somehow made me forget every version of myself i used to be.
maybe that’s why i let myself believe all those things. maybe i was just tired of always being the good girl and yeah… maybe i made out with a football player.
but none of that matters now, because mornings exist to put your life back on track again.
i grabbed my phone while still lying in bed, makeup smudged, head pounding slightly. there was a message from my dad.
“surprise, sweetheart. i’m flying to madrid for a business meeting.”
i frowned immediately.
my dad never shows up unannounced.
then i opened the next text.
“we’re having dinner tonight. some business partners will be there.”
perfect, exactly what i needed after the most impulsive night of my life: a painfully boring business dinner.
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the restaurant was ridiculously sophisticated, dim lighting, silent waiters, rich people pretending to be casual while wearing watches worth more than apartments.
i adjusted my black dress for the hundredth time while following the hostess to the reserved table.
my dad smiled the second he saw me.
“you look beautiful.”
“you only said that because you want me to survive two hours listening to men talk about money.”
“look on the bright side,” he laughed. “you get to spend time with your favorite dad.”
i rolled my eyes, sitting beside him.
there were three other men at the table. one older man, another checking his phone… and one empty chair.
“are we waiting for someone?” i asked distractedly, opening the menu.
“yeah,” my dad answered casually. “one of the investor’s sons.”
i barely paid attention, until i heard the voice.
“sorry i’m late.”
oh my god.
i really thought i wouldn’t hear that voice again anytime soon. my entire body froze.
no. no, no, no.
i slowly looked up and there he was.
this time dressed more formally, somehow even more attractive than the night before. but his eyes were exactly the same. intense and provoking. completely locked onto mine.
the silence crushed the air out of my lungs. because he recognized me immediately.
the corner of his mouth lifted slowly, dangerously.
“i think we’ve met before.”
my dad looked between us, confused.
“really?”
i forced a quick smile.
“i don’t think so.”
jude let out a quiet amused laugh right away, instantly noticing how nervous i was. like he was enjoying this far too much. worse? like he knew exactly what he did to me.
he pulled out his chair calmly, never taking his eyes off mine.
“hm… must be my imagination then.”
liar.
my heart was beating so hard and i couldn’t stop fidgeting with my fingers under the table. how does this happen to me? the one time i let myself have fun and forget everything… and somehow he’s here again.
the investor’s son. of course. exactly the kind of bad luck the universe loves throwing at me.
i tried to look away, but he tilted his head slightly, watching me like he was waiting for me to lose composure first.
and then, underneath the table, i felt something brush against my heel. his shoe. my breath caught immediately.
jude casually picked up his wine glass like nothing was happening.
“you seem nervous,” he murmured quietly enough for only me to hear.
i stared at him in disbelief.
“god, you really think highly of yourself,” i said with a sarcastic smile.
his grin only widened.
“funny… last night you seemed to like me a lot.”
Jude Bellingham soft launch instagram stories
Secrets
Tags: friend group, established friendship, secretive dating, arcade hangout, make out, playful teasing
Pairing: Jude Bellingham x reader
Genre: soft smut with fluff
Synopsis: You and Jude both were in the same friend group who decided to go to the arcade. There you two secretly sneaked out to see each other in private.
Word count: 1k
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You and your friend group have decided to go to an arcade all together. The day has finally come and you were getting ready with your best friend Victoria.
“Is this too dressed up for a casual arcade trip or nah?” You asked Victoria, unsure if your outfit was not casual enough.
“It’s fine babes nobody cares” Victoria replied with her voice laced in confidence just like she is.
You both headed out short after and arrived at the location. Greeting everyone one by one with a big smile and a hug you were now standing in front of Jude. He wore a mischievous smile, almost smirk, on his face. You laughed to yourself before giving him the same hug you did to everyone else. Except this hug was just about one second longer than the other ones. Releasing yourself from Jude’s arms you gave him a sly smile with your eyes before heading back to Victoria like nothing happened.
Throughout the rest of the day you could feel a specific pair of eyes burning in your back. Deciding not to feed his need for attention you purposely kept avoiding him and his closest friend while at the arcade. You all went to a crowded area where there was a basketball battle happening for a chance to win 500 tickets. With all the shouts and loud music you were unable to hear one another properly. Looking around in confusion you suddenly felt someone who was definitely hovering over you tick on your shoulder. You looked up to find Jude.
Jude immediately smiled seeing your face. He was mouthing something but you just were unable to hear what he said. Leaning in closer to your ear he said “Have you been avoiding me on purpose?”
You’re unable to worry about the others catching up to whatever is happening between you and Jude because of the fact it’s overly crowded anyway. “I think delaying is a better fit than ‘avoiding’.”
He threw his head back exposing his neck while laughing about the not so funny comment i just made. “You got a smart mouth on you today hm?”
“Don’t I always?” You teased back.
In the corner of your eye you could already see Victoria walking towards you and Jude with way too much excitement than wanted. Quickly breaking off the closeness between you and Jude you told him one final thing. “Meet me outside in a bit when everyone’s busy yeah?”
Jude could do nothing but eagerly nod his head while biting his lip.
You satisfyingly smiled back.
Minutes have passed and you’ve decided to give the green light and send Jude a text to meet up at a small empty corner street nobody would walk past.
It hasn’t even been 4 minutes that Jude showed up despite the location you sent being a couple streets away. “You’ve arrived fast.”
“It’s fair to say I just couldn’t wait.” He admitted.
“Do you think they know, or at least noticed?”
“Me running away? That yes, but this..?” he said while pointing at us “no.”
You let out a sigh of relief. “But just know Jude you weren’t alone.”
“Alone in what?” He replied.
“Not being able to wait. You know I like the chase but I think I might like you a lil bit more.” You said now placing your arm right above his chest.
“Hmm i see what you’re doing there.” Jude has now mirrored your action and placed his hand over yours that was already on his chest.
Not being able to resist yourself you lean in closer and step on your toes to make your lips reach his and close the gap between them.
Jude bended his neck down to reach your length and make the final connection and closing the gap.
Caressing his cheek with your thumb the at first sweet make out turned into something more desperate, a craving that came from both sides. Unspoken but yet felt deeply by you both.
Jude became more hungry for your lips, for your taste. But never aggressive, it’s like he could read your mind and exactly know what you wanted. Boring softly on your lower lip to grant him more access into your mouth to explore. You were the first one to break apart from the kiss to catch some breath. Jude didn’t speak a word and continued softly placing kisses on your neck. After a few kisses he planted on your neck you grab his chin in order for him to look at you. “Hey don’t leave a mark okay? We still gotta go back in there, both of us do.”
He gave a quick kiss right on your lips before answering with an agreeing nod.
You ran your hair one final time before coming to an agreement of going back to the arcade through separate entries.
Walking through the door the first person you spot is Victoria. She immediately waved at you and greeted you with a big hug asking where you’ve been. You dodge the question by leading her to the bar since you really wanted a drink.
At the bar the rest of the friend group gathered as well, Jude was on the other side of the bar talking with his best friend. Even though it seemed he was in a deep conversation with them he kept secretly eyeing you across the room which made you blush a little.
“What’s wrong? Your cheeks are burning red!” Victoria commented.
Covering up your true reason you started fake coughing explaining to Victoria it was the drink that almost choked you.
After a couple of rounds at the bar everyone decided to call it a night. Almost everyone left except for a few and you and Victoria were waiting for the cab to come pick you guys up.
Once the cab has arrived you suddenly got a text, it was Jude.
‘Next time we should take it to sheets instead of the streets yh?’
You placed my hand in front of my mouth to hide the crazy smile that was forming on your face from Victoria. Staring out of the window you let the text sink in and thought of a way to reply.
‘😝’ was the best reaction you could come up with. Just enough to leave the question unanswered yet keeping it playful.
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