LANKY DYL

VoDkA lover since 99!!!

[britishericharris]

Eric was wearing his iconic blue and white flannel. He purposely rolled his ass against Dylan’s hard length “oh? Someone is getting hard huh?” Eric teased

Dylan didn’t know what to do! He blushed a crimson of red. He felt his body trembling from Eric’s grip. The song “GET STUPID” by Mac Dre was playing in the background. It was Eric’s favorite song to twerk to.

Eric began to pull his pants down from behind, his ass showing as he moved his hips towards Dylan’s hard length. Eric green eyes looked back at Dylan’s “sorry baby…” he teased.

His pants and boxers fell to the floor, his legs stepping out.

Eric lifted a hand and smack his butt, small jiggle physics showing from bottom. Dylan was like “:0”. What was happening?

Eric wants Dylan for himself.

Posting this fanfic in my friggin asks for you lads to see. Can't wait to show @lankyladdylan THIS.

[lankyladdylan]

None of this is accurate WHATSOEVER. It would’ve been accurate if feet were mentioned. I TRY TO THWART IT

[i-worship-disease]

the worst part of ☕️🌊🌊 culture is prentending to like KMFDM. god that shit reeks. listen to some grindcore eric you fucking pussy.

[lankyladdylan]

KMFDM SUCKS!!!!

[dorkbites]

he looks like logan paul kinda

[lankyladdylan]

MATE. are you having a LAUGH! i do not look like the waste of a person that is LOGAN PAUL. stupid fuck has a last name that’s a first name.

[lankyladdylan]

The real VoDkA here.

Here to spread my wings and infest people with my hatred, nationality AND RELIGION!!!!!

I say im not religious and people who have one are GAY pussyheads but im a jew. its hard to miss because of my big schnoz and the fact i drink VoDkA like its going outta style!!!!!!!!!!!!

My alter ego is a BRIT and I love going out to pubs and gangbanging people like there is no tomorrow.

Anyone else who is f*cking claiming to be f*cking me is a f*cking liar and deserves to be shot in the f*cking brain!!!!!! JEEEEYYYAAAAA

[britishericharris]

HEY BLUDS! FOLLOW THIS DIDDYMOID RIGHT FUCKING NOW. THIS IS VODKA. FOLLOW THIS FAGGOT NOW NOW NOW. xx

[lankyladdylan]

HEY! just because we like to take it up the butt doesn’t mean WE’RE that. WE smoke fags WE ARENT THEM!!!!!

STOP FUCKING SWEARING YOU ABSOLUTE BUFFOON OR ILL SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE!

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[lankyladdylan]

The real VoDkA here.

Here to spread my wings and infest people with my hatred, nationality AND RELIGION!!!!!

I say im not religious and people who have one are GAY pussyheads but im a jew. its hard to miss because of my big schnoz and the fact i drink VoDkA like its going outta style!!!!!!!!!!!!

My alter ego is a BRIT and I love going out to pubs and gangbanging people like there is no tomorrow.

Anyone else who is f*cking claiming to be f*cking me is a f*cking liar and deserves to be shot in the f*cking brain!!!!!! JEEEEYYYAAAAA

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