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chiimeramanticore

compilation of this type of post

virgoboy

ugh i’m so horny for dinner

land-of-maps

Number of Metal Bands in Europe per million people [1260 x 1260]

racistspiderman

and the only good ones are English

destined-death-deactivated20180

I’m trying to keep away from discourse but boy

that is the WORST opinion I have ever seen

regarding ANY topic

edge-level-100

Your toes, hand them over.

magerabbit

My toes? How could I hand those over? This is a shitload of fuck if I’ve ever heard it

peer2peer2peer-deactivated20210

Where’s that picture of princess celestia saying “we need cocaine, heroin, lsd, gay strippers”

browntrashbazooka

This?

peer2peer2peer-deactivated20210

Thank you

avvocarlo

clay how do you know their name

peer2peer2peer-deactivated20210

Cause she says cool ass shit like this

figma1-deactivated20180803

i have no balls but i must pee

slavery

This is so sad can we get 1 like

slimetony

My secret to living as long as I have is to avoid bottles with skulls and crossbones on them because those have poison in them

classicmeevs

how long have you lived so far

slimetony

My secret is to avoid bottles with skulls and crossbones on them because those have poison in them

lankyykong

i named myself “it’s macaroni time” on steam and somehow this turned into “salutations my friend, it is time to enjoy the thin strings crafted from grain” which turned into “Pardon me, Good Sir, but it has come to my attention that it is in my best interests to inform you of the current events partaking at the moment. If it isn’t too much trouble, Sir, I urge you to join us in the grand festivities before us, and indulge in the European delicacy brought to us by our most Honorable Men. This dish is comprised of grain-based noodles, saturated in a lovely cheese sauce, and served warm. Sir, if you don’t mind me saying so, it is something you simply must try. The time for the feasting upon this foreign specialty has draw all-too near, and I fear that you will miss out if you do not choose to join us now. I hope you will excuse the interruption of your day, Sir, and ponder the decision for a small while. I hope to see you there, Sir! Farewell!” thanks @crystialdragons

crystialdragons-deactivated2017

I try my best.

lankyykong

can’t believe we invented macaroni

i named myself "it's macaroni time" on steam and somehow this turned into "salutations my friend, it is time to enjoy the thin strings crafted from grain" which turned into "Pardon me, Good Sir, but it has come to my attention that it is in my best interests to inform you of the current events partaking at the moment. If it isn't too much trouble, Sir, I urge you to join us in the grand festivities before us, and indulge in the European delicacy brought to us by our most Honorable Men. This dish is comprised of grain-based noodles, saturated in a lovely cheese sauce, and served warm. Sir, if you don't mind me saying so, it is something you simply must try. The time for the feasting upon this foreign specialty has draw all-too near, and I fear that you will miss out if you do not choose to join us now. I hope you will excuse the interruption of your day, Sir, and ponder the decision for a small while. I hope to see you there, Sir! Farewell!" thanks @crystialdragons