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JBB: An Artblog!
Claire Keane
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Game of Thrones Daily
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$LAYYYTER
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
noise dept.
almost home
Three Goblin Art
trying on a metaphor
todays bird
dirt enthusiast
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cherry valley forever
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@lapinsmith
Watch: When Mitt Romney makes the same points as John Oliver, you know shit’s gone south.
this is ‘the villain helps the heroes take down a more evil villain’ trope come to life
*looks outside to see if pigs are flying*
if you told me a few years ago that I’d be reblogging a gifset of Mitt Romney, agreeing with every word he said, I would NOT have believed you.
you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog
Couldn’t risk it.
didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.
THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT
From Mindful Education.
Music, lyrics, ukulele performance: Rebecca Sugar Arrangement: Aivi & Surasshu Vocal performance: Estelle, AJ Michalka Strings performance: Jeff Ball
So, so, so in love with Aivi & Surasshu’s beautiful arrangement for this song
Saved this lil guy yesterday. #AllHailBehemoth
Quality content. You a good man
Lol thankyou. I hope so.
Chill ass cat yo. I don’t even really fw cats but Behemoth seems coo.
Yo, Lil B (for short) is the fuckin best bruh. He dont freak out when he touches water, & when i put the snapback in front of him he already knows its time to head out 😎. He hops right on in and rides wit me. Chillest killer on my squad lol.
This is the most beautiful thing
Lol he’s like a proud dad it’s so cute
A1 snap story
This was perfect ❣
This is so precious
I am in love
I’ve been having a pretty shitty two days and seeing this made me smile.
See man this right here is why i exist^😭 im so glad youve smiled.
Absolutely adorable
Awwww my goodness ❤️❤️❤️
Reblog for a smile ❤
What's your superpower? No rerolls!
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
wow. what a superpower.
where a superhero has to deal with a supervillain who thinks they’re their best friend
“we’re enemies - last week you tried to rob a bank”
“i got us a groupon for that new thai restaurant”
“you stole it!”
“it’s really the savings that are the crime”
‘here’s a handmade friendship bracelet for you!’
‘you didn’t make that, the girl scout you stole that from is crying right over there!’
‘i also got you thin mints!’
“this box is half empty…”
“half the calories!”
‘and here’s a latte to wash the cookies down!’ ‘this to-go cup doesn’t have either of our names on it.’ ‘no one seemed to respond in the first 5 seconds after the barista called the name out, so i took it to make sure it wouldn’t go to waste!’
“why are you doing this while robbing a bank? who brings a latte to a heist?”
“well i thought you’d be thirsty from trying to stop criminals.”
“you’re the one doing the crime!”
“hey, i’m an artist. this isn’t even the only bank being robbed by me right now.”
‘speaking of art, i’ve already returned the original wharhol’s you stole back to the museum.’ ‘but those were your birthday present!’ ‘they were stolen and i don’t even like pop art!’ ‘so what you’re saying is something art nouveau for Hanukkah then?’
“we aren’t FRIENDS. you’re EVIL! you’re breaking the law right now!”
“is this because i didn’t come to your slam poetry night? i was in jail”
“i am aware. i put you there. AND YOU WEREN’T INVITED!”
‘i know, i just friended you on facebook so that you can invite me next time!’ ’…did you already friend my MOM?’ ‘she’s a lovely woman, we’re going antiquing next sunday!
“YOU CAN’T MAKE HER AN ACCESSORY TO CRIME”
“please, she’d never get caught with me”
“you get caught all the time!”
“well, yeah, by you”
‘and look, i even made a scrapbook of all the times you’ve caught me!’ ‘this is…incredibly comprehensive and oddly touching.’ 'aww, i’m so glad you like it!’ 'i’d like it a lot better if you didn’t have the back quarter of the book marked out for future crimes.’
“i’m just keeping the option open. you’d be awesome at it. it’s all i’m saying”
“i really hope this isn’t going to be used as evidence in your next trial”
“oh my god, remember that last public defender? hilarious. they used one of my old crime collages. i was touched you kept it”
Idk man, a widowed father who works full time and lives in his car so he can afford to keep his child fed while he lives with his aunts, who still makes time to see his kid every day, and who is possibly the only family member that child has who has not implicitly or explicitly wished in front of him that his mother had survived instead of him, fostering an intense survivor’s guilt in him where he feels like his loved ones blame him for the death of his mother
I just don’t see how people have ever managed to call Greg Universe a deadbeat, I mean, the one time the dude did a mildly bad thing is when he lied about being hurt so he could spend more time with Steven who he felt was drifting away from him, and even then he copped to it and apologized. His sole concern as a character in the entire show is taking care of and being there for his kid, he’s honestly one of the best dads on TV and I think it’s sad that people act like he’s a shitty father because he’s poor and spends what little available time and money he has on his son who he loves more than anything
Fucking this. Also he’s called a ‘washed up musician’ when he made a choice to abandon what could have been a good career– we see he’s got the chops– on his life as a husband and then father.
He didn’t fail. He succeeded at being what he wanted to be, which was ‘the respected partner of Rose aka an alien war general’ and ‘Steven’s dad’. He still makes music in his spare time and loves it, but his priority #1 (by choice NOT because he isn’t good for anything else) is Steven.
He was Steven’s primary caretaker until he hit the limits of what he could teach (aka gem stuff), and he gave Steven a loving, nurturing life full of physical affection, musical tutoring, family traditions and outings.
I don’t think the gems pay for Steven’s cell phone subscription. I’m pretty damn sure that Greg thought a phone with music storage capacity for his son was a better use of his cash than anything for himself. He’s content living in the van, I think – he strikes me as being pretty zen– but he does have needs.
He always puts those needs second for Steven, except the once, which was such a huge anomaly we got an entire story arc about it.
Reviewers make a lot of how Steven seems to have ‘inherited’ Rose’s kind nature– bull. Bull and shit. Yes to some extent he does have Rose in him, but to ignore how much of his nurturing and forgiving nature he LEARNED from Greg is just lazy.
Greg Universe’s lover laughed in his face when he asked her if she respected him and he stuck around and talked it out like a goddamn adult.
Greg Universe had his home wrecked because he helped the Crystal Gems fight off Lapis and never turned his distress on them.
Greg Universe got pushed off a fucking roof because a badly socialized tech support agent wanted to see if he could fly and immediately forgave her because she didn’t know any better.
Greg has never told his son to ‘man up’ or ‘butch up’ or ‘toughen up’. Greg would have stared blankly if anyone ever suggested that he was ‘babysitting’ his own child. Greg is a huge part of why Steven is who he is and he chose to be there because he never for a second questioned or shirked his responsibility as a father.
Greg Universe for dad. Like, every dad of every animated character who has a shitty or absent father. Shinji from Evangelion? Now Greg’s son. Eren from SNK? Now Greg’s son. Meg from Family Guy? Now Greg’s daughter.
Steven has Rose’s boundless curiosity about and fascination with other people, but his empathy and patience? His desire to not only observe others’ growth in whatever intriguing form it takes, but to nurture? He gets that from Greg.
Saving the world, one ninja throwing star at a time. Coming in 2017.
Thought so. They are indeed skipping ToQger. Sad. So sad.
Reblog this post if you’re comfortable with transgender people using the bathroom that best matches their gender identity.
As long as they flush.
And wash their hands
And goddamn I don’t care who you are just put the toilet seat down when you’re done
Dragon Ball Z (1989) / Steven Universe (2016)
Cunning Celt's Spell To Call Blood To Blood
A way to commune with your ancestors.
Gather: - Rosemary for remembrance - Yew for spirit calling - Cypress for longevity - Yarrow Root for contacting relatives - Anisette Liqueur for ancestor summoning - spring water
Let the name of the loved one be repeated by the preparer of the spell. Burn the herbs in a cauldron and spill the liqueur into a glass of pure spring water. Lay in the cauldron a treasure of the loved one, should one be available.
Using safe, sterile equipments prick your finger and add your blood to the cauldron, calling the name of your ancestor and saying:
“Blood of my blood, I summon thee.”
Any suggestions for variations to contact non-blood relatives, but known family. A lot of my family members have been adopted throughout my ancestry, so some of my grandparents and beyond are not blood relatives, but are still family.
may I ask what method you use to make sigils? I am constantly looking for new ones to try out
The method I have stuck with the longest goes something like this:
I write down my statement of intent, in present tense (”I am” versus “I will”). I prefer to use longer sentences to make sure I get exactly what I want and need out of the sigil, though just using a couple words can work just as well. I’ll use “I am safe and protected in my city" as an example - a sigil I made ages ago on thesigilwitch.
From there I remove any letter that repeats more than once. Some say to remove the vowels as well, but I like to keep them; that feels very much like a personal preference thing to me, anyway. So “I am safe and protected in my city" becomes “IAMSFENDPROTCY.”
Once that’s done, I generally break down those letters into smaller, basic shapes. So A would become / - \, D is just | ), and I think you get the point. :p This is very much a personal preference step. I find my sigils more aesthetically pleasing when they don’t look like the English alphabet - they look more mysterious and arcane, which is a huge draw for me, and basically what made me want to start working with sigils in the first place. (Besides the fact that they looked super easy, not so draining of one’s energy, and the least likely to cause negative backlash, but I digress.)
After that, I doodle. I keep my statement of intent in mind as I draw, constantly thinking and repeating it to myself. Sometimes I use all the pieces of the letters, sometimes I use only one of each, sometimes I just wing it. This is the part of my creation process that is the most fluid, which I find hilarious. I spend the time to write out the statement, break it down as far as I can, and then most of the time I don’t even use the pieces xD There are times when I don’t even break down the statement of intent - like my [”Amulet Coin” sigil] - and others when I rid the duplicate letters but never break it down any further than that - the [”Bring Rain” sigil] is a good example of that. It basically just depends on my mood, and what I’m feeling for each particular sigil.
Anyways, back to the creation process. I generally get a design I like in one to three sketches, but that’s because I’ve spent over a year doing this and I’ve gotten my style nailed down pretty tightly. Sometimes it takes a while to get a design that you like - last year I spent an hour and thirty designs for one sigil, that was brutal. It’s fine if it takes some time, just keep trying until you get something you really like the look of.
The design I went with for “I am safe and protected in my city" looked like this:
When I have a sketch that I like, I “digitalize” it. I draw a bit outside of sigil work, and most of my work is done with digital art programs, so I started neatening up my sigils that way as well. It’s super aesthetically pleasing to me, plus they look really nice uploaded to Tumblr when they’re digital like that. I scan the sketch, then use PaintTool SAI and Adobe Photoshop for digitalizing my sigils. This sigil, “I am safe and protected in my city,“ looks like this when drawn in PaintTool SAI, and made transparent in Photoshop:
And that’s my process. Sometimes I play around with other methods, just to see what I can get / if they’ll work as well. I find experimentation pretty important when working with sigils (they’re a part of chaos magic, which heavily recommends playing around and trying new things with magic). It also really depends on the kind of mood I’m in, and how much time and/or energy I have to make a sigil. If I need to pump one out really fast, I generally just focus on my statement mentally and just let the pencil lead the way.
I’m including some links to other sigil creation methods, so you can get an idea of how they vary and how you can personalize your method to suit you and your needs. :)
[Basic Sigil Creation]
[A Beginner’s Guide to Sigil Craft]
[Creation & Activation]
[Creating a Sigil]
[An Essay on Sigil Crafting]
[Frater U∴D∴, Practical Sigil Magic]
[How Caito Makes Sigils] and [A Clearer Explanation]
[How Simon Makes Sigils]
[How I Make My Sigils]
[How I Make Sigils]
[How I Use the Keyboard on My Phone to Create Sigils]
[How to Create a Sigil]
[How to Make Sigils]
[How to Make Your Own Personal Sigils]
[How to: Making Sigils]
[Magick Squares, Sigils and Planetary Seals]
[Magic/Sigil Circles]
[My Sigil-Making Process]
[A Peek at the Process]
[Pokécraft: Unown Sigils]
[Sea Witchcraft: Maritime Signal Flags as Sigils]
[Sigil Crafting Guide]
[Sigil Crafting Method One]
[Sigil Creation with Planetary Magic Squares]
[Sigil Magic. Making a Magical Sigil]
[Sigil Language]
[Sigil Making Process, by Richtor]
[Sigil Making Process, by Rook]
[Sigilisation]
[Sigilmaking with Lee]
[A Small Guide to Sigils]
[Steps to Make a Sigil]
[Three Sigil Design Methods]
[What Are Sigils?] (an ask)
Good luck, and have fun making your sigils! :D
EVERYONE WHO REBLOGS THIS BY APRIL 15, 2016 WILL GET A DRAWING BASED ON THEIR BLOG!!!
I’m probably digging myself a deep hole. And I love it. I will do it. no joke. it has 3 exclamation marks. That’s how you know I’m serious.
I can see it, I can’t tell what it is
Is it a cartoon of sorts?
