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affirmations. i love betting on losing dogs i love my losing dogs. maybe one day they will win. keep betting on those losing dogs

IF I HAD A NICKLE FOR EVERYTIME MIKE GRIER TRADED A SHARKS LUND TO OTTAWA I'D HAVE TWO NICKLES WHICH ISNT A LOT BUT STILL ENOUGH TO PLACE OVER HIS EYES TO PROTECT US FROM MORE HEART WRENCHING TRADES

#sharks lb #shrexwife lb #<- CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT HAVING TO TYPE THAT OUT

erikkarlsson

HAT TRICK ON HAT DAY!!! | 04.06.2024

#i'm gonna take my hat trick sun hat and fucking preserve it or frame it or something because he's GONE #HE'S GONE AND CAN'T BE OUR HAT TRICK HERO ANYMORE #i'm gonna scream #i feel insane

shrock-in

okay serious talk ekky is actually worth more than a 9th overall pick (probably not a ton more, but nevertheless more) and the fact that he was packaged with fucking additional assets is actually insulting like he is poised to have a breakout year now that he's recovered from his wrist injury and he's had an actual off season to train (and especially improve his shot) and we're going to have to sit here and watch him light it up for fucking OTTAWA ARE YOU KIDDING MEEEEEEEEE

#MY PEACEFUL AFTERNOON PLAYING STARDEW VALLEY IS FUCKING RUINED

neonfretra

rewatching the holiday inflatables video. from last year. willingly. this is not a hostage situation . it sucks so bad . but um . oh . ohhh no . actual extinction event . with singing roles we got um

randy hahn (broadcaster . hes never leaving us. on my momma)

mario ferraro (leaving us in free season this year)

cody ceci (traded to the stars at last years trade deadline)

mackenzie blackwood (traded to the avs before the video dropped)

fabian zetterlund (traded to the sens at last years trade deadline)

william eklund

jack thompson (traded to the nucks at this years trade deadline)

nico sturm (traded to the panthers at last years trade deadline)

does anyone else remember jake walman (traded to the oilers at last years trade deadline) saying he wanted to participate & that they should do a chanukah remix (hes jewish)

neonfretra

#bad news we only have randy. -- @carboneuve

THIS IS HOW I FOUDN OUT ABOUT THIS TRADE??!?!?!!?!??!?!?

#THIS IS HOW I FOUND OUT WE SEPARATED JOMPSON AND CARDSY??????????????????????????????????????????

starrynet

the trade details

#mike grier i am going to slather your car tires with peanut butter and cover your entire house in mashed potato powder before the next storm #what do you MEAN #ALL THAT FOR JUST THE NINTH OVERALL????????????#fabbe what the fuck did you put in the santa clara county water to pull this off #whomever we draft with this pick better singlehandedly bring lord stanley to the bay

talisidekick

A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.

His response: "No, it's my name now."

I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.

Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.

lovethelittlerthings

San Jose PWHL has 13-15 home games scheduled and I beg any California natives especially those in the bay area to support our girls because women's sports should always be filled to the brim. They're playing at the SAP Center so they won't collide with the sharks schedule. Whoever the gm drafts, however the road may go, this is such a progressive step for the future of hockey!

#o7 #already been talking to so many family members and friends who are already SO excited!!!#been trying to get all these mfers into hockey for literal years and they're absolutely ride or die since hearing the news

nosurprisetome

the san jose venture capitalists

#i mean yeah having our head coach also be the GM is basically the same thing as having the CEO and COO be the same person

caitthegreatest

TROY RYAN LEAVES TORONTO ONE EVIL IS DEFEATED SCEPTRES FANS EVERYWHERE CHEERING

#uh oh #not really what i want to be seeing about my new local team......????#huh well this bodes well (said with no confidence)

shed-some-light

ok but we can all acknowledge that someone being the gm and head coach at the same time is wild. like that's just putting way too much responsibility on one person.

#logging on to see what is UP with our new sj pwhl team and immediately the habs tie it up #so i guess i will be scrolling for the foreseeable future (aka until the game concludes)#should i be editing my thesis proposal. yes #is it due in the next twelve hours. also yes #do i care more about my team's results than my own career. absofuckinlutely #careers are fleeting habs are forever

cassili

is anyone doing nhl retirement quite like unhinged wine mom beau bennett

#do you ever see a post and immediately fall in love with someone #beau bennett i thought you were cute but i hated you for the pens winning the cup over the sharks #now i see this like a decade later #holes references. he digs. he’s handy(?). he’s wining and dining out of a ‘best grndma ever’ mug

stargazermeadow

yall should take this face blindness test and rb with what you got bc im curious

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<40

Voting ended onMar 23

Interactive measure of face memory, free, 3-6 minutes.

#72

ialwaysbelieve

#why did i interpret this as being about theft at first #anyways me sailing the high seas to consume media not available in my region

starrynet

I need justice for william eklund

starrynet

the nhl department of player safety is not run by serious people

#me trying to aggravate my younger brother

starrynet

okay

neonfretra

[Image transcript: Curtis Pashelka tweeted:

Mario Ferraro on his contract situation, assuming he's still with the #SJSharks in about an hour: "Obviously, the idea of a contract with term, given that I love this place, would be amazing. But we're not there in conversation yet, so it's not something I'm worried about. Let's just let that stuff take care of itself.

End transcript.]

#clocking in for my bimonthly hockey check in #did we survive the trade deadline do i need to go into mourning again

dogpuppy

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