Lapis lazuli

Hey, ask me question if you want.

[lapis-not-freddy]

MASTER POST

because I somehow haven't made one of these yet

Hi, I'm lapis. She/her,

Some human labels that fit me are: Lesbian, demi-romantic, and asexual. I am also fusion repulsed - no hate if you partake but I will never fuse myself.

I'm a big fan of the ocean, marine aquatic life, CPH, and making meep-morps

I'm also engaged with @peridot-5-xg.

I'm open to questions about anything but I won't answer anything I don't want to.

ECHO HERE! - I am the person running the blog! (any pronouns, so don't worry about it!)

any purple text is me! And if you wish to ask me spasific questions, you may summon me in asks!

I will allow Magic!anons and other such tomfoolery as long as you follow the rules

1- any changes to lapises physical form or mind MUST have a REASUNABLE set "timer" rather in asks, time, or reblogs

2- I won't exept anything graphicly/blatently sexual, RP that stuff makes me uncomfortable, romance or hinting at things is fine as long as you arnt pushing it hard

3- changes to lapises GEM will almost always be denied, I may allow it of descused before hand

4- if anything goes to far, I have full right to [ACTION DENIED] anything that makes me uncomfortable

Other then that, have fun! And if your curious if something you want to do is OK or not, feel free to DM me and ask, no shame or judgement here!

[lapis-not-freddy]

I’d suggest concealer…

But I don’t think that comes in ‘blue’

no it doesn't and the body paint I could find had... Concerning ingredients.

[stargarnet-aka-tanzanite]

Oh, the lapis they’re talking about a gemstone that formed with the planet, not a sentient one

It’s basically just a rock 

[lapis-not-freddy]

Still creepy.

They freak me out and I'm not putting that on my body.

[stargarnet-aka-tanzanite]

Should I not tell you about the synthetic stuff?

[lapis-not-freddy]

About the what?

[stargarnet-aka-tanzanite]

Synthetic gemstones humans made

Sometimes she used in jewelry

You have to learn human culture to understand

[lapis-not-freddy]

...

Humans are creepy sometimes.

[stargarnet-aka-tanzanite]

Lets not talk about furries then

[lapis-not-freddy]

I've seen furries, they are weird but not that creepy.

Creating non-living gems to decorate your bodys with is MUCH creepier then dressing up as cartoon earth creatures.

[stargarnet-aka-tanzanite]

says the person with a back gemstone

[lapis-not-freddy]

?

What does that even mean??

I didnt choose my gem placement????

[lapis-not-freddy]

I’d suggest concealer…

But I don’t think that comes in ‘blue’

no it doesn't and the body paint I could find had... Concerning ingredients.

[stargarnet-aka-tanzanite]

Oh, the lapis they’re talking about a gemstone that formed with the planet, not a sentient one

It’s basically just a rock 

[lapis-not-freddy]

Still creepy.

They freak me out and I'm not putting that on my body.

[stargarnet-aka-tanzanite]

Should I not tell you about the synthetic stuff?

[lapis-not-freddy]

About the what?

[stargarnet-aka-tanzanite]

Synthetic gemstones humans made

Sometimes she used in jewelry

You have to learn human culture to understand

[lapis-not-freddy]

...

Humans are creepy sometimes.

[stargarnet-aka-tanzanite]

Lets not talk about furries then

[lapis-not-freddy]

I've seen furries, they are weird but not that creepy.

Creating non-living gems to decorate your bodys with is MUCH creepier then dressing up as cartoon earth creatures.

[lapis-not-freddy]

I’d suggest concealer…

But I don’t think that comes in ‘blue’

no it doesn't and the body paint I could find had... Concerning ingredients.

[stargarnet-aka-tanzanite]

Oh, the lapis they’re talking about a gemstone that formed with the planet, not a sentient one

It’s basically just a rock 

[lapis-not-freddy]

Still creepy.

They freak me out and I'm not putting that on my body.

[stargarnet-aka-tanzanite]

Should I not tell you about the synthetic stuff?

[lapis-not-freddy]

About the what?

[stargarnet-aka-tanzanite]

Synthetic gemstones humans made

Sometimes she used in jewelry

You have to learn human culture to understand

[lapis-not-freddy]

...

Humans are creepy sometimes.

[lapis-not-freddy]

I’d suggest concealer…

But I don’t think that comes in ‘blue’

no it doesn't and the body paint I could find had... Concerning ingredients.

[stargarnet-aka-tanzanite]

Oh, the lapis they’re talking about a gemstone that formed with the planet, not a sentient one

It’s basically just a rock 

[lapis-not-freddy]

Still creepy.

They freak me out and I'm not putting that on my body.

[stargarnet-aka-tanzanite]

Should I not tell you about the synthetic stuff?

[lapis-not-freddy]

About the what?

[lapis-not-freddy]

I’d suggest concealer…

But I don’t think that comes in ‘blue’

no it doesn't and the body paint I could find had... Concerning ingredients.

[stargarnet-aka-tanzanite]

Oh, the lapis they’re talking about a gemstone that formed with the planet, not a sentient one

It’s basically just a rock 

[lapis-not-freddy]

Still creepy.

They freak me out and I'm not putting that on my body.

[lapis-not-freddy]

*sheep*

[lapis stares at the sheep that just spawned Infront of her for a few seconds]

...

Why?

[lapis-not-freddy]

I’d suggest concealer…

But I don’t think that comes in ‘blue’

no it doesn't and the body paint I could find had... Concerning ingredients.

[jahhhsper]

JASPER WHY THE HELL ARE YOUR SPOTS INFECTIOUS?!

[lapis points to her shoulder where there is a spot, its a slightly darker blue then her skin. Not overly noticeable, but still definitely there.]

AND WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME???

(@lapis-not-freddy)

"Umm, because I didn't fucking know?? Can't you just go to one of the diamonds and get it fixed or whatever?"

[lapis-not-freddy]

I've tried roses fountain already and the other diamond essences Id need to go to homeworld for.

And like HELL if I'm ever going back there.

[jahhhsper]

"Ugh, okay well I'm not asking you to go to Homeworld, but how exactly is this my problem??"

[lapis-not-freddy]

bitch their YOUR spots! And soRry I'm freaking out that apparently I have GEM CHICKEN POX or some shit!

[jahhhsper]

"Would you get a grip already? We'll figure this out, don't worry. You'll look good as new in time for your human-marriage-thing."

[lapis-not-freddy]

how though??

[jahhhsper]

JASPER WHY THE HELL ARE YOUR SPOTS INFECTIOUS?!

[lapis points to her shoulder where there is a spot, its a slightly darker blue then her skin. Not overly noticeable, but still definitely there.]

AND WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME???

(@lapis-not-freddy)

"Umm, because I didn't fucking know?? Can't you just go to one of the diamonds and get it fixed or whatever?"

[lapis-not-freddy]

I've tried roses fountain already and the other diamond essences Id need to go to homeworld for.

And like HELL if I'm ever going back there.

[jahhhsper]

"Ugh, okay well I'm not asking you to go to Homeworld, but how exactly is this my problem??"

[lapis-not-freddy]

bitch their YOUR spots! And soRry I'm freaking out that apparently I have GEM CHICKEN POX or some shit!

[jahhhsper]

JASPER WHY THE HELL ARE YOUR SPOTS INFECTIOUS?!

[lapis points to her shoulder where there is a spot, its a slightly darker blue then her skin. Not overly noticeable, but still definitely there.]

AND WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME???

(@lapis-not-freddy)

"Umm, because I didn't fucking know?? Can't you just go to one of the diamonds and get it fixed or whatever?"

[lapis-not-freddy]

I've tried roses fountain already and the other diamond essences Id need to go to homeworld for.

And like HELL if I'm ever going back there.

[lapis-not-freddy]

you look like a polkadot hit you in the face and then called you a bitch 

The fuck does that even mean???

[stargarnet-aka-tanzanite]

Hon

When you fused with Jasper, you gained spots like her scarring 

[lapis-not-freddy]

WHAT?

Fuck! How the hell didnt I notice?! Why didnt anyone tell me!

[lapis-not-freddy]

you look like a polkadot hit you in the face and then called you a bitch 

The fuck does that even mean???

[lapis-not-freddy]

You've been trapped in a mirror for 6,000 years, being freed by Steven, then you fled back to homeworld and got taken as a prisoner. They took you back to earth and, as an attempt to repay Steven, you created a toxic fusion called Malachite and trapped you and Jasper in the bottom of the ocean. You later were saved by Steven, Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl, and stayed with Peridot in the barn, being unhappy at first but bonding over your shared love of a dorky earth show. Then, a few months later, Steven told you he fled from Blue and Yellow Diamond and you fled earth, taking the barn, and all of both yours and Peridot's stuff with it and left everyone else behind, leaving Peridot heartbroken. Steven eventually got you back and you slammed the barn on Blue Diamond's head.

That a good summary?

... For the by far most intense part of my life yes.

Leaves out a lot of the before and after.

[jahhhsper]

So Pearl was a jackass

didnt have to tell me that but i guess in comparison that must make me a monster.

[stargarnet-aka-tanzanite]

I mean, what kind of jackass pushes somebody off the roof 

[lapis-not-freddy]

Sometimes people deserve to be pushed off a roof...

[stargarnet-aka-tanzanite]

It was Greg

[lapis-not-freddy]

Ok well what did he do for pearl to shove him? Might have been valid, we don't know the context

And I was just talking in general.

[stargarnet-aka-tanzanite]

He was helping building the house

That Steven lives in now 

[lapis-not-freddy]

... That's it? Well then yeah it was unreasonable. Also how do you know these kind of things?

[stargarnet-aka-tanzanite]

What part of your a television show to me do you not understand about me being an Eldridge being?

[lapis-not-freddy]

Wait I though you were human????? The fuck??

And you can't interact with a television show?????

[stargarnet-aka-tanzanite]

That was your first mistake, hon

I am what you would call somebody who likes to fuck around with realities and max them up beyond their canon point like your fanfictions

Basically your TV show to me and I like messing up your canon

Lol

[lapis-not-freddy]

ew don't call me "hon"

[stargarnet-aka-tanzanite]

Basically, I could turn you into a pebble for a week and you wouldn’t be able to do anything

I could turn you into a Jasper for a week 

[lapis-not-freddy]

HELL NAH. NUH UH. YOU ARE NOT DOING THAT SHIT! Being jasper sounds like hell!

[stargarnet-aka-tanzanite]

Not Jasper a variation of Jasper

Most likely either Ocean Jasper or blu-

That’s besides the point I can also just turn you pink for a couple minutes

Give you rose’s color palette

[lapis-not-freddy]

why though?????

[stargarnet-aka-tanzanite]

Because that’s just something I can do

Will I do it?

Ask black moonstone why they were orange for a little while 

[lapis-not-freddy]

... That doesn't answer WHY you do it.

[jahhhsper]

So Pearl was a jackass

didnt have to tell me that but i guess in comparison that must make me a monster.

[stargarnet-aka-tanzanite]

I mean, what kind of jackass pushes somebody off the roof 

[lapis-not-freddy]

Sometimes people deserve to be pushed off a roof...

[stargarnet-aka-tanzanite]

It was Greg

[lapis-not-freddy]

Ok well what did he do for pearl to shove him? Might have been valid, we don't know the context

And I was just talking in general.

[stargarnet-aka-tanzanite]

He was helping building the house

That Steven lives in now 

[lapis-not-freddy]

... That's it? Well then yeah it was unreasonable. Also how do you know these kind of things?

[stargarnet-aka-tanzanite]

What part of your a television show to me do you not understand about me being an Eldridge being?

[lapis-not-freddy]

Wait I though you were human????? The fuck??

And you can't interact with a television show?????

[stargarnet-aka-tanzanite]

That was your first mistake, hon

I am what you would call somebody who likes to fuck around with realities and max them up beyond their canon point like your fanfictions

Basically your TV show to me and I like messing up your canon

Lol

[lapis-not-freddy]

ew don't call me "hon"

[stargarnet-aka-tanzanite]

Basically, I could turn you into a pebble for a week and you wouldn’t be able to do anything

I could turn you into a Jasper for a week 

[lapis-not-freddy]

HELL NAH. NUH UH. YOU ARE NOT DOING THAT SHIT! Being jasper sounds like hell!

[stargarnet-aka-tanzanite]

Not Jasper a variation of Jasper

Most likely either Ocean Jasper or blu-

That’s besides the point I can also just turn you pink for a couple minutes

Give you rose’s color palette

[lapis-not-freddy]

why though?????

[jahhhsper]

So Pearl was a jackass

didnt have to tell me that but i guess in comparison that must make me a monster.

[stargarnet-aka-tanzanite]

I mean, what kind of jackass pushes somebody off the roof 

[lapis-not-freddy]

Sometimes people deserve to be pushed off a roof...

[stargarnet-aka-tanzanite]

It was Greg

[lapis-not-freddy]

Ok well what did he do for pearl to shove him? Might have been valid, we don't know the context

And I was just talking in general.

[stargarnet-aka-tanzanite]

He was helping building the house

That Steven lives in now 

[lapis-not-freddy]

... That's it? Well then yeah it was unreasonable. Also how do you know these kind of things?

[stargarnet-aka-tanzanite]

What part of your a television show to me do you not understand about me being an Eldridge being?

[lapis-not-freddy]

Wait I though you were human????? The fuck??

And you can't interact with a television show?????

[stargarnet-aka-tanzanite]

That was your first mistake, hon

I am what you would call somebody who likes to fuck around with realities and max them up beyond their canon point like your fanfictions

Basically your TV show to me and I like messing up your canon

Lol

[lapis-not-freddy]

ew don't call me "hon"

[stargarnet-aka-tanzanite]

Basically, I could turn you into a pebble for a week and you wouldn’t be able to do anything

I could turn you into a Jasper for a week 

[lapis-not-freddy]

HELL NAH. NUH UH. YOU ARE NOT DOING THAT SHIT! Being jasper sounds like hell!