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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@lapislasuplex
INCORRECT SU QUOTES
Steven: What are you doing sitting outside?
Amethyst: Pearl sent me out here to think about what I've done
Steven: And what did you do?
Amethyst: Cooked eggs on the stove without a frying pan
Source: @wearechildrenyet
INCORRECT SU QUOTES
Pearl: Amethyst, what are you so hyped about?
Amethyst: YOU HAVEN'T LIVED LIFE ON THE EDGE UNTIL YOU'VE EATEN MAYONNAISE...
Pearl: ...
Amethyst: THAT'S BEEN UNREFRIGERATED FOR 4 DAYS
Pearl: š
Source: @wearechildrenyet
INCORRECT SU QUOTES
Pearl:*in bed, trying to fall asleep*
Amethyst*appears whispering*: Z is just a sideways N
Pearl: It's 2 am, please stop.
Amethyst: Zo.
Source: @wearechildrenyet
INCORRECT SU QUOTES
Pearl: What is the one thing I told you not to do?
Amethyst: Burn the house down...
Pearl: And what did you do?
Amethyst: Made you dinner
Pearl:
Amethyst:
Pearl:
Amethyst: And burnt the house down
Source: @leggo-my-eggies
INCORRECT SU QUOTES
Connie: Imagine getting paid for being cute
Steven: You'd be rich
Connie: I-i umm... *blushes*
Source: @tsutomi-goshiki
INCORRECT SU QUOTES
Peridot: Hey, do you have a bag I can borrow?
Lapis: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.
Peridot: Literally all you had to say was no
Source: @piiike
INCORRECT SU QUOTES
Peridot*singing passionately*: All I want for Christmaaaaaas is-
Lapis*shouting from the other room*: SOME GOD**** PEACE AND QUITE
Source: @rottenskullgirl
INCORRECT LAPIDOT QUOTES
Lapis: When you said you'd do "magic in bed", this wasn't what I was expecting
Peridot*holds up 8 of hearts*: is this your card?
Lapis: HOLY S**T
Source: @wearechildrenyet
INCORRECT SU QUOTES
Pearl: What are you, 12?
Amethyst: On a scale from 1 to 10, yes
Source: @wearechildrenyet
INCORRECT LAPIDOT QUOTES
Lapis: Are you nervous?
Peridot: Yeah
Lapis: Is this your first time?
Peridot: No,I've been nervous before
Source: @wearechildrenyet
Yep! Every single one of you guys are beautiful even if I donāt know you!
*Spams reblog button.*
*Reblog*
*Reblog*
They always are!!
*eats šæ*
And the people I follow*roblog 1000000000 times*
Yesssss they are my babies Iāll protect with MY LIFE!
Meh family
Yes,my followers are true beauty
Hrhehe of course!
all yāall are the best!
INCORRECT LAPIDOT QUOTES
Peridot: I'll get coffee for you
Lapis: Large black
Peridot: Black coffee? Are you serious?
Lapis: it matches my soul
Peridot: ...ok, anything else?
Lapis: Strawberry shortcake
Peridot: Your soul confuses me
Source: @maiiaren
INCORRECT SU QUOTES
Connie: You know, I can't eat another bite
Peridot: Yes you can
Connie: Oh no thank you
Lapis*pulling up a gun*: Eat another bite
Connie: You know what,I'm eating this whole thing
Source: @druggedben
INCORRECT LAPIDOT QUOTES
Lapis: I'm trash.
Peridot: What was that?
Lapis*sighs*: We're trash together.
Peridot: Much better.
Source: @chickn-noiggets
INCORRECT SU QUOTES
Peridot: Be nice!
Lapis: I am!
Peridot: You threatened them with a knife.
Lapis: Well, yeah, but I didn't stab them.
Source: @promptcenter
INCORRECT LAPIDOT QUOTES
Peridot: Please leave me alone Lapis
Lapis: Why? What did I do?
Peridot: Didn't you say you didn't like me how I liked you?
Lapis: Oh, Peridot. You didn't hear me say I love you more?
Source: @chickn-noiggets
INCORRECT LAPIDOT QUOTES
Steven: So Lapis, I heard Peridot likes you
Lapis: Oh...she's cool and all but I don't like her like that
Steven*clutching onto a confession note*: Ok then. *leaves*
Lapis*smiles*: I like her way more than she likes me
Source: @chickn-noiggets
