i'm like a raccoon in the garage

Rebecca. 20. This blog is basically dead & I only use it to like stuff.

[lapisthewaterwitch]

Why do I have a habit of shipping nice girls with serial killers

[today-in-homestuck]

[today-in-homestuck]

It’s been ten years since…

A young man stood in his bedroom. [04/13/09]

[homestuckbot413]

hey there, young scientists! put on your labcoats and strap on your safety goggles, because today we’re learning about aggrieving your father on your birthday

[lapisthewaterwitch]

Sorry about the mix-up, everyone who read the post, I am not in fact dead.

[pietriarchy]

the elder scrolls wiki only has one picture of Todd Howard and it’s dated simply “before 2008”.

[homestuckbot413]

the five stages of grief: denial, anger, bargaining, waiting 4 years for hiveswap, acceptance.

[homestuckbot413]

the only thing worse than gluten intolerance at a wedding is SBAHJ

[lapisthewaterwitch]

I think you mean the only thing better

[fratricide]

me all 47 times ive watched gone girl when nick starts macking on his side piece in his sisters damn house when his WIFE is MISSING

[wahbegan]

……..isn’t his wife like….a terrifying sociopath who murders a dude and fucks with people’s lives for no adequate reason?

[lesbiangonegirl]

why do you hate women

[transjinako]

SCP report: Hey man this scp is some crazy shit and is gonna kill you 

me: You mind expanding on that like where you found it or what happens specifically 

SCP report: 

[n7brendan]

[engimemeing]

the verse just makes this better though

Galatians 4:16 “So now have I become your enemy by telling you the truth?”

[thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis]

[hawlucha]

i remember when i was doing a religious simpsons painting in my painting 1 class and the professor had been talking about trends that annoyed him, specifically people painting bart back when he taught in the 90′s. i took my painting off the easel and turned it around and my 50-some year old professor had to cope with seeing imagery of bart simpson as a cherub 

[beynons]

OP where is the painting

[popdyz]

Where is the painting OP

[hawlucha]

The Simpsons Season 9999 Episode 0

[6sheep]

[mjalti]

25 human years to Keanu is equivalent to like 2 minutes. he hasn’t changed outfits cuz he’s barely started his day

[oatmilksupremacy]

honestly? keanu reeves should have been in the MCU by now

[oatmilksupremacy]

honestly keanu reeves should’ve been doctor strange

[oatmilksupremacy]

marvel wouldn’t even need to spend money on cgi because keanu reeves can just do that

[hustlerose]

S.J.W. Bush 

[ot3-old]

[whysosirris]

[coolbeansmachine-deactivated202]

@busbug

[silversold-deactivated20181030]

someone: have you seen breaking bad?

me, remembering this video: yeah it was amazing

[kosmonin]

do kids these days know about glomping?

[catlips001]

What is that?

[m0uthslikesidewindermissiles]

hehe…. *glomps you* OwO

:3

[catlips001]

What the fuck?