Up. Come on, wobble forward. I know itâs hard to move with that apron of belly hanging down, dragging like a wet tarp full of meat. But youâre going to do it anyway, because Iâm tugging that collar, and when I pull â you follow.
You're sweating already. Just from standing. I can see your thighs trembling, your breath whining out like a busted bellows. But this is important. Todayâs your check-in. I want to see the numbers. I want to document just how far youâve fallen.
Letâs start with the tape.
Arms up. No, higher â or as high as they go now, which is barely past nipple-height with all that lard weighing you down. I wrap the tape around your gut, burying it beneath the folds, pressing into the warm, stretched-out blubber until I hit resistance. There. I pull it tight. You flinch. The flesh squirms around it.
âEighty-nine inches,â I read out loud, slow, amused. âThatâs over seven feet of belly, pig.â
You blush. I see you blush â somewhere under the puffed cheeks and the fat-padded neck, a bit of shame still flickers. Good. Youâre supposed to feel it. You're supposed to feel exactly how unnatural you are.
âYou know the average waist size for a healthy adult?â I murmur in your ear. âThirty-four inches. That means youâre almost triple. Youâve got more belly in one side roll than most people have on their entire body.â I pad your blubbery gut that's hanging in front of me.
Then I slide the tape lower. Around the hips now. More numbers. I take my time.
âYour thighs â forty-three inches. Each. Thatâs a full waistline just in your leg. And your upper arms? Bigger than most gym guysâ chests. And not an ounce of muscle to show for it.â
You shift, awkward, half-aroused and half-horrified. Your eyes lower. But your body betrays you â the way you tremble, the way your breath comes faster. You want this. You need this. The shame only makes it sweeter.
I tug the leash. You grunt, stumbling forward. It takes effort to hoist all that mass. Your belly slaps against your knees with each tiny step. But eventually, you make it. I guide you onto the platform â steel, reinforced. You pant, drool threading from your lip.
And then the number appears.
âThatâs nearly five of them. A whole familyâs worth of meat stacked into one greedy, wheezing carcass. And youâre still gaining. Still swelling. Still pretending this is just some kink and not full-blown biological ruin.â
I lean down. Grip a love handle. Knead it. Soft. Hot. Leaking sweat. âTheyâd be in shock if they saw you, pig. Just a regular person, walking past the grocery store scale, and there you are â almost a thousand pounds of bloat and feederâs pride, barely mobile, breathing like youâre being strangled by your own body.â
Because this is what you really want, isnât it? To be broken down into numbers. Into stats. To have someone take stock of the damage and call it beautiful. Or disgusting. Or both.
I pull the tape measure off you with a snap. You flinch.
I tug the collar, lead you back to the mattress, let you collapse into your own overfed ruin.
âNext month, weâll pass a thousand. And then we start comparing you to livestock weights.â
And I write down the numbers. Every one of them.
